【键盘侠】湖人轻取森林狼|照这么打 詹眉都甭指望MVP了！

[Post Game Thread] The Los Angeles Lakers (2-1) defeat the Minnesota Timberwolves (2-1), 127 - 91

【赛后帖】洛杉矶湖人今日在主场以127-91痛击明尼苏达森林狼。

詹姆斯18分9篮板5助攻，库兹马20分3篮板3助攻，小加索尔12分7篮板8助攻4帽，波普8分2篮板2助攻，施罗德11分4篮板4助攻，霍顿-塔克12分2篮板3助攻2断，哈雷尔12分2助攻；莱曼10分3篮板，里德11分5篮板4助攻2断，比斯利8分5篮板，拉塞尔4分3助攻7失误，卡尔弗8分4篮板，爱德华兹15分4篮板2助攻，卢比奥9分4篮板4助攻。

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[–][LAL] Pau Gasol TrojanMonkey2717 22 指標 6小時前

Looks like blowouts were on the menu today at Staples

湖人球迷：看来今天斯台普斯的主旋律是大比分呐。

[–]Eric_T_Meraki 46 指標 6小時前

Lakers plan of giving the Clips a false sense of security by losing on purpose opening night seems to be coming to fruition today.

湖人揭幕战故意输球从而迷惑快船的策略貌似今天收到成效了。

[–]Lakers thedoctor0918 28 指標 5小時前

Well, it worked last season....

湖人球迷：这个嘛，上赛季就奏效了啊……

[–]Registered to VoteSav10r 47 指標 6小時前

Lebron probably sitting out tomorrow cuz of the tweeked ankle and cuz it's a B2B.

詹姆斯明天也许轮休了，一是因为脚踝扭了，二是因为背靠背。

[–]Lakers RickySuela 27 指標 6小時前

Yeah but AD will probably be back.

湖人球迷：对啊，或许明天戴维斯打。

[–]Krillin113 7 指標 4小時前

@clippers, this is how you load manage

@快船，好好学学怎么搞负荷管理。

[–]Timberwolves Unsmurfme 14 指標 4小時前

They tried that and lost by 50

森林狼球迷：他们也尝试了，结果输了50分。

[–]NBA jet_10 706 指標 6小時前

Clippers lose by 51 and Lakers win by 36, great day for Lakers fans lmao

快船输51分，而湖人大胜36分，今天湖蜜过节了，哈哈哈哈

[–]Lakers waynehead310 439 指標 6小時前

It really does feel like an 87 point win.

湖人球迷：真感觉这场球我湖赢了87分。

[–]Hawks ephemeralfugitive 116 指標 6小時前

Celtics lost too, Lakers fans are ecstatic lol

老鹰球迷：凯尔特人也输了，湖蜜狂喜，嘿嘿

[–]Lakers russketeer34 51 指標 6小時前

Best loss of the day in Staples. GG Wolves.

湖人球迷：斯台普斯今日最佳失利，承让了木狼。

[–][MIN] Kevin Garnett meisterkeister 304 指標 6小時前

props to the clippers, we're not the most embarrassing loss tonight

森林狼球迷：感谢快船，我狼不是今天输球最丢人的。

[–]Timberwolves SwishBender 100 指標 6小時前

Walk out tonight with their heads held high

森林狼球迷：今晚我狼众将可以昂首离开！

[–]76ers ashbjj 449 指標 6小時前

Marc Gasol, Montrezl Harrell and Dennis Schröder were amazing acquisitions

76人球迷：小加索尔、哈雷尔和施罗德，湖人这几笔签约太棒了。

[–]Lakers iCaliban13 249 指標 6小時前

Who knew that having offensively skilled players would be so nice? Last year's Lakers had zero offense without Lebron

湖人球迷：原来拥有这么多技术型进攻球员这么爽的啊？上赛季只要老詹不在，我湖的进攻就没了。

[–][CLE] Shaquille O'Neal ChanoMeetGW 15 指標 4小時前

Crazy thing is that lakers defense seems like it hasn't taken a hit either, they had what, 12 blocks tonight?

骑士球迷：更厉害的是，湖人的防守貌似也没有一点影响，貌似今晚有12个大帽吧？

[–]Lakers HydroThermia 186 指標 6小時前

Crazy how when Bron rests the bench won’t lose the lead or become absolutely shit. Shoot our lead increased with him sitting that’s how you know this year is gonna be scary when we 100% get chemistry on court

湖人球迷：难得老詹下场歇着的时候，我们板凳没有丢掉领先，更没有烂成浆糊。他休息的时候，我们的领先居然还能扩大，所以说啊，只要我们的默契度完全出来了，这赛季我湖会相当吓人。

[–]Lakers iCaliban13 104 指標 6小時前

As long as they stay healthy this team should be prohibitive favorites. AD + bron + kuz + kcp + Schroder is gonna absolutely shred teams come playoffs in crunch time

湖人球迷：只要保证健康，我湖应该是绝对夺冠大热。戴维斯+詹姆斯+库兹马+波普+施罗德，这阵容到了季后赛关键时刻不得把对手捏碎啊。

[–]Lakers Senor-Theodore 85 指標 5小時前

the reigning 6th man + THT + Kieff + AC. We are fucking deep.

湖人球迷：还有上赛季最佳第六人+塔克+马基夫+卡鲁索。咱们这阵容太特么有深度了。

[–]Lakers thevisitor 13 指標 4小時前

The THT Caruso duo is soo sweet defensively. I love them.

湖人球迷：塔克和卡鲁索的防守甜得发齁啊，我爱他俩！

[–]Lakers davensdad 28 指標 5小時前

former starting SG of the number 1 seeded Bucks (Wes)

湖人球迷：别忘了还有联盟第一雄鹿的前首发分卫（马修斯）。

[–][LAL] Mike Penberthy Asswad123 57 指標 6小時前

Im happiest for Trezz.

湖人球迷：最让我开心的还是哈雷尔。

[–]Lakers LeBronathanJameson 10 指標 5小時前

Really love his chemistry with Kuz

湖人球迷：真的很喜欢他和库兹马之间的默契。

[–]Gran Destino Twoweekswithpay 26 指標 6小時前

Me too! He never would have let the clippers lose by 50! On a night-to-night basis, you know they’re going to be competitive every game regardless of who’s playing. He’s finally surrounded by other players who care just as much!

我也是！要他在的话，快船肯定不能输50分！他这种球员就是不管队友是谁，每场都会打出斗志。他终于遇到了一样同样有好胜心的队友！

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[–]Nuggets illsteyria777 53 指標 6小時前

Lakers offensive strategy tonight: Just give and go

掘金球迷：湖人今晚的进攻战术：传切就完事儿了！

[–]NBA the_nibblonians 13 指標 3小時前

They were running a lot of “let Marc Gasol pass it to you for easy dunks” sets tonight.

他们今晚打了好多“让小加把饼喂到你嘴里”的套路。

[–]Nuggets illsteyria777 6 指標 3小時前

And it was beautiful

掘金球迷：传得很漂亮。

[–]Raptors Muglah 51 指標 6小時前

I miss Gasol so much. I'm glad he's playing well with the Lakers. Also, how is LeBron averaging 28 minutes these past 3 games and they still winning while he is barely looking to score

猛龙球迷：我好想念小加啊。他去湖人我还是挺开心的。还有啊，过去三场比赛詹姆斯场均就打了28分钟，而且他都没啥得分欲，湖人居然还能连胜啊

[–]Lakers iCaliban13 44 指標 6小時前

LeBron lowkey played terribly tonight and they win by 36.

湖人球迷：其实老詹今晚打得有点不好，可我湖还是赢了36分。

[–]Jayang 19 指標 6小時前

Guys, we never considered the possibility that Lebron might not pass Kareem in points because his team is just too damn good.

兄弟们，你们就没想过吗？照这么下去，老詹或许是没法在总得分上超越贾巴尔了，因为这湖人太特么强了啊。

[–][MIA] Dwyane Wade RandomVintage 669 指標 6小時前

they really gave LeBron a competent front office smh

热火球迷：哎，老詹总算遇到了一个称职的管理层。

[–]Lakerse verydayisstorytime 41 指標 5小時前

Only after you guys. You were his first experience with a competent FO.

湖人球迷：仅次于当年的你热。你热是老詹生涯遇到的第一个称职的管理层。

[–]MinesweeperGang 22 指標 5小時前

Surprised to see a comment like this from a Miami fan, joke or not! I thought Miami did a great job when Bron was around.

不管是不是玩笑话，热蜜能这么说我还是挺惊讶的！我觉得老詹在热火的时候，管理层做得还是很不错的。

[–]stefan__urquelle 164 指標 5小時前

Idk if this is the best team he’s ever had, but it’s up there because of how little energy he has to exert. AD will score, Dennis will run point and Marc will facilitate. This is a different version of LeCoast...he’s going to be primed for another elite playoff run

现在这支湖人是不是老詹待过的最佳球队我不晓得，不过也差不多了，因为他现在都不怎么发力。戴维斯能得分，施罗德能组织，小加可以策应。这是完全不同版本的划水詹……老詹将会为又一次绝妙的季后赛之旅做好准备。

[–]Lakers BhuwanJain 7 指標 3小時前

But that's what I'm afraid of, i have this paranoia that his body will somehow become less durable because it's not being used as much. I have to keep telling myself how dumb that sounds but it's one of those irrational fears.

湖人球迷：可这也是我所担心的， 我就怕因为比赛打得少而使得老詹没那么耐操了。我也在不断告诉自己别犯傻，可就是会莫名其妙地担心这个。

[–][CLE] LeBron James mr_antman85 160 指標 4小時前

It brings a tear to my eye to finally see that he doesn't have to carry the whole load. He deserves it...

骑士球迷：终于看到老詹不必在扛起一切了，看得我老泪纵横啊。这是他应得的……

[–]Lakers 9D_Chess 145 指標 4小時前

LeBron is probably confused - goes to the bench and when he gets back in the game they're still up somehow. Pretty rare for him haha

湖人球迷：也许老詹自己都蒙了，去替补席转一圈回来，球队居然还是领先的。这种场面对他来说算是少见的，哈哈哈哈

[–]Lakers Ahmazing786 7 指標 3小時前

Not only that, but the lead expands. It probably confused the hell out of him.

湖人球迷：不止是优势没被蚕食，还扩大了。也许他真蒙圈了。

[–]Minneapolis Lakers markmyredd 69 指標 4小時前

We were playing him as a spot up shooter at times just because we have so many offensive options and this is without AD. lol

湖人球迷：今天我湖好几次就让老詹当定点投手，因为进攻选择实在是太多了，这还是在戴维斯没打的情况下。嘿嘿

[–]Pistons Beast-2 36 指標 3小時前

Yeah Lakers are a problem this season

Maybe an even bigger one than last

Really looking forward to the playoffs

活塞球迷：是啊，湖人这赛季是个大麻烦啊。

或许比上赛季还让人头疼。

真的好期待季后赛啊！

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[–]Spurs XenoTaco 161 指標 6小時前

Is it just me or did it look like the Lakers weren’t even trying. It was so effortless. Looked like they were just at practice

马刺球迷：只有我一个人觉得湖人这场甚至都没发力吗？他们打得太随意了。感觉就像在打练习赛。

[–]Lakers markjay6 35 指標 6小時前

Yep, just like the Clippers today. Not even tryin' :-)

湖人球迷：是的，就像今天的快船一样。甚至都没发力←_←

[–]Lakers LB_Jeff_Jeffries 104 指標 6小時前

Ehh. Just looks that way due to a team without their best player coming off a back-to-back. We wouldn’t have been in the same situation without Kuzma shooting the lights out, along with Lebron / Schroeder making poor passes in the first half.

湖人球迷：呃……这也是因为打背靠背的森林狼今天没有唐斯啊。要不是库兹马早早投开的话，比赛也不会这么顺利。

[–]Timberwolves rally_parakeet 47 指標 6小時前

no one was trying. a back-to-back with travel on the second night against the defending champs is just about the worst hand you can get from the schedule makers. and that's before our best player went down.

this was a scheduled win for them and i don't blame them for taking it easy.

森林狼球迷：双方都没尽力。我狼这是背靠背到客场打卫冕冠军，这赛程再糟糕不过了，而且队内最强点还打不了。

这场胜利早就是湖人的了，我们队员打得随意我也没法怪。

[–]Commercial_Car3290 448 指標 6小時前

Top 2 takeaways:

This Lakers team has a far higher ceiling than last year's team. The depth is scary

Kostas is godawful and legit looks like Bambi on ice skates every time he touches the ball

两点感想：这支湖人的上限比上赛季还高很多。深度太可怕了。

字母弟真菜鸡，他每次接球就像是小鹿斑比在溜冰……

[–]Supersonics PomfAndCircvmstance 165 指標 6小時前

Now that there's no point tampering with Giannis how long until Kostas is cut? I assume they want to wait a little bit to make it look like they were keeping him around for reasons other than legal tampering but he can't really stay on their roster all year can he?

超音速球迷：既然现在湖人已经没必要招募字母哥了，那这字母哥啥时候裁啊？我估计湖人还会多留会儿，免得做得太赤裸裸落人口舌，可是他不会留一整个赛季吧？

[–]Lakers aronblue 140 指標 6小時前*

There’s no point right now in cutting him. Maybe later in the season near the trade deadline but they might as well keep him so theres someone to play in garbage time

湖人球迷：现在裁他也没意义啊。或许快到交易截止日的时候吧，不过现在还不如留着他，总得有人打垃圾时间啊

[–]Bulls HippiesBeGoneInc 103 指標 5小時前

Right now the most important thing is culture, and Kostas is apparently well-liked. Unless there is a NEED to replace him on the roster, they won't.

公牛球迷：湖人眼下最重要的是队内文化，字母弟还是很讨喜的。除非真到了不得已，不然湖人不会动他的。

[–]Pelicans marinesol 121 指標 6小時前*

Ok we need to get this all on track because people keep joining. The contestants of this year's MIP battle royale are Markelle, Lonzo, and Kuzma. Is there anyone else who would like to join the MIP battle Royale?

鹈鹕球迷：行吧，咱们得做个MIP候选人的表现跟踪了，因为人越来越多。这赛季的进步最快球员竞争者目前有富尔茨、鲍尔、库兹马。还有其他人吗？

[–]Rockets sorendiz 64 指標 6小時前

One entry for Christian Wood please

火箭球迷：请给伍德一个指标。

[–]Lakers RickySuela 22 指標 5小時前

Christian Wood was playing like this last year though, it's just that it was in Detroit and nobody was paying attention. I think that will hurt his MIP candidacy.

湖人球迷：可是伍德上赛季就这种表现啊。只是他当时在底特律没人注意罢了。我觉得这会让他在MIP竞争上减分。

[–]Rockets sorendiz 9 指標 5小時前

For like 10 games though. If he plays like he is rn all season you bet he's gonna get more attention as a candidate for MIP

火箭球迷：可他那会儿也就十场左右啊。如果他这赛季一直这种表现，那他肯定会以MIP候选人的身份得到更多关注。

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[–]Lakers illumithottie 42 指標 6小時前

This was one of those random games in the season that are just so much fun to watch. Kuz was doing his best Kobe impersonation, Lebron and Gasol were bringing back showtime, Lakers threw a block party without AD even playing, Bill and Stu were on point as usual, DLo for some reason got like 3 offensive fouls in 3 minutes. This was just fun to watch as a Lakers fan

湖人球迷：随便又是一场很有观赏性的常规赛。库兹马今天的科比模仿秀达到了极致，詹姆斯和小加重现了SHOWTIME时期的表演，戴维斯都没打，我湖还是送上了一顿火锅盛宴。拉塞尔莫名其妙三分钟捞了三次进攻犯规。这比赛对湖蜜而言看得可太过瘾了。

[–]Lakers BareBaerBear 248 指標 6小時前

No chance for AD to win MVP with all this garbage time

湖人球迷：动不动就垃圾时间，戴维斯还怎么拿MVP啊

[–]Lakers krosber04 82 指標 6小時前

So much point distribution. Bron and AD aren't gonna win MVP just cuz literally everyone on this team can score

湖人球迷：得分点实在是太多了。戴维斯和詹姆斯谁都拿不了MVP，因为我湖基本人人都能得分。

[–]salcedoge 114 指標 6小時前

Even starter Kuz didn't get 30 since the game ended so early

甚至连首发的库兹马都没到30，因为比赛花得太早了

[–]Lakers AfroSuede 15 指標 5小時前

I don't think a single player of ours has scored 30 yet this season

湖人球迷：我感觉这个赛季我湖谁都没法得分破30.

[–]Lakers Apollo611 682 指標 6小時前

Kuzma woke up and chose violence

湖人球迷：库兹马今天苏醒了，然后选择了暴力！

[–]dweebsupreme 204 指標 5小時前

+38!? I didn't watch this game. holy shit

正负值+38？我没看比赛。这也太窝草了吧

[–]Foodstamps4life 12 指標 4小時前

I just laughed so hard I woke my girlfriend up. I needed that.

我笑个不停，把我女朋友都吵醒了。库兹马就得这么打！

[–]Lakers WearAMask2020 137 指標 6小時前

Truly don't know why I watched that whole 4th quarter.

湖人球迷：实在是不知道我为啥要看完第四节。

[–][LAL] Kentavious Caldwell-Pope mishmashedtosunday 101 指標 6小時前

Wolves decided to play defense on Kostas

湖人球迷：因为森林狼决定防守字母弟。

[–]Commercial_Car3290 190 指標 6小時前

I'm not sure Kostas knows how to shoot a basketball or dribble properly and he played 8 minutes tonight

字母弟弟打了8分钟，我真不知道他到底会不会投篮和运球。

[–]Slayer SFaith 17 指標 5小時前

Man I was hyped for a second there when he was driving to the rim, and if he scored that woulda put every laker on the board today.

And then he just drops the ball.

哎，我当时多希望他能冲一次篮下啊，如果他得分了，那湖人今天全体球员都有得分进账。

[–]Bulls HippiesBeGoneInc 37 指標 5小時前

TBF, Kostas had A LOT of good defensive plays. He looks competent enough to be a second string big on that end of the court soon. But, I mean, offensively. A long way to go.

公牛球迷：有一说一，字母哥今天有好几次防守得蛮好。他不久以后做个二阵的防守内线应该是可以的。不过进攻嘛，且等着。

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