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CJ McCollum: "James Harden is really good man. Regardless what he does in his free time, He is really fucking good at basketball."

CJ-麦科勒姆日前在谈到哈登时表示：“哈登这人真的很不错。不管他在场外做了啥，他打篮球那是真特么厉害。”

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[–][UTA] Donovan Mitchell shavegilette 3024 指標 20小時前

Harden can come in fat and hungover and drop a 40 point triple double on the best athletes in the world. Weird dude.

爵士球迷：哈登这货真是奇怪，嗨了一晚之后第二天还能顶着肉嘟嘟醉醺醺的身子在一帮世界最强运动员头上拿下40分大三双。

[–][UTA] Joe Ingles sciencebased 3 指標 18小時前

That fat is what helps him cushion in the air to get his shot off and draw fouls. Luka has the same thing going. Compare that to lankier guys at their position. They don't draw fouls as well and try to slither the ball through defenders during drives instead.

爵士球迷：他那些脂肪可以帮助他在空中对抗时做缓冲，从而进球和造犯规。东契奇也是一样的路数。跟与支队为的那些瘦长条比比就知道了，他们突破时也造不了犯规，而是争取从人缝中钻过去。

[–]Bulls Res-Au-Jus-Ciabatta 1374 指標 19小時前

I don’t think he’s actually fat. His body reminds me of the dudes you used to see on worlds strongest man. Unironically thick.

公牛球迷：我觉得哈登其实并不胖。他的身体构造让我想起了以前那些世界上最强壮的人。他其实挺敦实的。

[–]shelikethewayigrrrr 110 指標 19小時前*

nah his fat % is definitely higher than the league average, he’s just athletic enough to make up for it.

you can still be “fat” and agile.

he’s not an out of shape fat, he has a great core and overall strength, he just has more than usual fat on it relative to nba players.

不，他的脂肪率肯定高于联盟平均水准。只是他有足够的运动能力去弥补。

胖子也能很灵活啊。

他那种胖并没走形，他的核心力量和整体力量挺强的，只是相比起一般NBA球员，他的脂肪更多。

[–][BOS] Pete Maravich Cannabaholic 61 指標 18小時前

Facts. Probably why he's durable too. I've played against some "chubby" ex-d1 guys who were quick as fuck with great conditioning still, automatic bucket against avg competition, just had some extra cushion. Come to think of it, lateral movement probably suffered the most and they were suspect guarding the perimeter but we're monsters in post and help defense, stripping drivers etc. Kinda like Harden...

凯尔特人球迷：说得对。或许这也是他耐操的原因吧。我以前和一些身体条件蛮好的灵活死胖子打过球，碰上一般对抗他们得分容易得很。这么回事，他们横向移动或许跟不上，而且外线防守也就那样，可人家在低位就是野兽啊，还能协防，你要是往里突那不得遭罪啊。有点像哈登……

[–]Nuggets poohlo 1056 指標 19小時前

He's definitely not fat and it's mostly due to his body type, buuut the dude could definitely be in better shape LOL

掘金球迷：哈登肯定不胖，主要是因为他的体型，不过这货的身材肯定还能更好，哈哈哈哈

[–]Trail Blazers matrixreloaded 274 指標 18小時前

Right. He’s the athletic guy that’s big boned. I’d bet, if we were to see him topless we’d take back any comments of him being fat. I’d love to see that, him topless.

开拓者球迷：是的，那是那种大骨架运动员。我打赌啊，要是咱们看过哈登赤膊的样子，那肯定不会说他胖。我想看他打赤膊。

[–]haIifax 319 指標 18小時前

2017

这是2017年。

[–]76ers ilikesteel 257 指標 18小時前

Dude's fucking jacked

76人球迷：这货真特么壮啊。

[–]Heyhaveagooddayy 42 指標 18小時前

you don't get the view of the belly though. that'll determine whether he is eating wings or spaghetti, despite where he hangs out

可是这图看不到他的肚子啊。能看他肚子才能知道他吃没有鸡翅和意面。

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[–]Lakers AkaiShuichi24 81 指標 21小時前

Harden is Jiraiya confirmed.

湖人球迷：看来哈登就是自来也。

[–]gyevey 29 指標 19小時前

With KD as Orochimaru, leaving Russ as.. Tsunade..?

那阿杜就是大蛇丸，离开了威少这个……纲手？

[–]jgochma2 3017 指標 22小時前

He got that 44 in his damn sleep shit looked easy

哈登一副没睡醒的样子就能轻松拿下44分。

[–]Thunder moneybooy[S] 986 指標 22小時前

His efficiency was great as well while having to create his own shot for most of the game

雷霆球迷：他大多是自己创造机会自己干，而且效率还很高。

[–]Knicks Quinnett 376 指標 19小時前

That's kind of how he likes it from what I can tell. He creates his own shots or other people's shots, but one way or another, he wants to be the guy doing it.

尼克斯球迷：我觉得他就喜欢这样。自己做饼自己吃或者给别人吃，可不管怎么来，他都想自己来。

[–]Thunder moneybooy[S] 392 指標 19小時前

A James Harden isolation is an efficient possession. MDA said it as well. He’s so good at what he’s doing, so why even change it?

雷霆球迷：哈登单打就能保证这个进攻回合的高效。德安东尼也说过这个。既然哈登很擅长这个，那干嘛还要他改变呢？

[–]Tampa Bay Raptors DrunkenMasterII 62 指標 19小時前

Predictably, that’s why you change it, while it can win you a lot of games you still need to be able to show other teams something else especially in the playoffs.

猛龙球迷：所以他才需要改变啊。虽说他单打能经常赢球，可他还是得向对手展示些别的能力啊，尤其是在季后赛里。

[–]Raptors Animesucksandsodoi 20 指標 19小時前

That’s why I hate MDA and thought he was the biggest problem. You need 5 guys to win and how tf is a guy gonna be able to hit a shot you need him to hit when he hasn’t touched the ball in a quarter. Ball movement is crucial and off ball harden would create a lot more efficient shots anyways due to his gravity and passing

猛龙球迷：所以我讨厌德安东尼，之前就觉得他是火箭的最大问题。赢球是靠5个人的，你特么要是让其他人一整节不摸球，凭啥还指望他在有需要的时候进球呢。转移球非常关键，哈登能吸引防守又能传球，他的无球可以创造效率高得多的出手机会。

[–]EandT1003 47 指標 19小時前

Mike Dantoni isn’t an innate anti-ball movement guy, even if that was his approach on the Rockets. His past teams had plenty of ball movement.

德安东尼内心并不是那么排斥转移球的，虽说这是他在火箭的常规操作，但他以前执教的球队有大量的转移球。

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[–]StayPositive1985 497 指標 23小時前

Genuinely classy quote from CJ. Love this.

CJ这话真的有风度，我喜欢。

[–]Rockets sorendiz 5 指標 19小時前

Always like seeing what he has to say, i remember seeing him be one of the first to speak up about covid precautions and make good use of his platform. Class act 100%.

火箭球迷：一直都喜欢听他发言，记得他还是第一波利用好自己的影响力、站出来提醒大家注意新冠的球员之一。

[–]Knicks Joetheshow1 208 指標 20小時前

CJ is great he's going to be awesome post-playing career

尼克斯球迷：CJ退役以后的日子也会过得很好的。

[–]Trail Blazers Allen_Crabbe 122 指標 20小時前

Logically I understand that if we trade for Harden we’d lose CJ, and logically I know Harden is better than CJ, but emotionally I’d rather keep CJ as a Blazer for life because he’s so damn likable. I don’t remember a single controversy around him either

开拓者球迷：理智告诉我，如果我们想要哈登就得失去CJ，而且我也知道哈登更强，可情感上，我更希望CJ在开拓者退役，因为他太特么惹人爱了。我记得他也没啥黑点吧。

[–]Trail Blazers Just-use-your-head 38 指標 19小時前

I always get way too attached to our roster. Like I almost would rather not win a championship than trade our main guys. Almost

开拓者球迷：我总是对球队的这些人过分投入感情。比方说我宁愿不拿冠军，也不愿送走球队的核心。差不多吧。

[–]Raptors DSV24 22 指標 19小時前

I totally get this. Part of me will always wish we never traded Derozan and kept Lowry and Derozan together until they both retire. But if you ask whether I regret 2019 I think all Raps fans have the same answer

猛龙球迷：完全理解。我其实是有点希望我龙从未交易过德罗赞，让他和洛瑞一直在多伦多打到退役。可你要问我对2019是否后悔，全体龙蜜的答案都是一样的。

[–]Supersonics mr_robust 570 指標 22小時前

Can’t wait to see how he plays with wall

超音速球迷：好想快点看到哈登和沃尔搭档。

[–]Raptors TheOnlyOneWhoKnows 273 指標 19小時前

Man the Rockets looked GREAT in my opinion with Harden and Wood doing there thing. If Wall comes back healthy and Boogie is decent at least they could be a legit squad.

They shouldn't have traded Covington...

猛龙球迷：天呐，有哈登和伍德配合之后，我觉得火箭已经挺强了。如果沃尔健康回归，考神也凑合的话，那这套阵容还是挺能打的。

他们不该送走考文顿……

[–]Rockets platinumxL 282 指標 19小時前

We traded Covington and we got Wood and a first back from all the moves first started by that trade. I’d do it again in a heartbeat.

火箭球迷：没有考文顿哪来伍德和一个首轮呢。再让我选，我还是会这么做。

[–][TOR] OG Anunoby LovableKyle24 5 指標 17小時前

Cousins can help if he can actually stay healthy. He's not gonna be sacramento or nola cousins but he will definitely be a positive I imagine.

猛龙球迷：如果考辛斯真能保持健康的话，那还是很有用的。虽说不会回到国王和鹈鹕那个水准，但我觉得他肯定是能派上用场的。

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[–]East matthitsthetrails 157 指標 21小時前

That’s why you can’t knock players for their off court shit and hold them to the some elevated standard.. if social media existed back in the 80s and 90s ppl would despise some of the all time greats

所以说咱们不能因为球员场外那些烂事儿就一顿黑啊，不要拔高标准去要求他们……如果八九十年代媒体有这么发达的话，那有些历史级强者怕是会被喷死。

[–][UTA] Mike Conley Swagsparian 14 指標 19小時前

You can appreciate Harden’s game while also knocking him for being careless about the NBA Covid policies. I don’t think anyone actually cares about the stop clubs. It’s his disregard for the rules

爵士球迷：咱们可以一边欣赏哈登的实力，一边针对他违反防疫规则开喷啊。我觉得他夜店那些事儿其实没人不爽，主要还是他无视规则。

[–]sweetguyBry 19 指標 20小時前

Im not judging james for partying idc if he does all the coke in north america, just wear a mask, and dont go to clubs during the pandemic

哈登去夜店这事儿我不予评价，他是不是磕遍整个北美的可卡我也不清楚，可你得把口罩戴好啊，不要在疫情期间去夜店了。

[–]Super 8Soul_Advent 793 指標 22小時前

I hope Harden writes a book in the future. Something like Stripped: Twenty Years of Secrets from Inside the Strip Club

希望哈登退役后能出本书。比方说：《20年来我与夜店不得不说的秘密》

[–]Warriors LazyTitan___ 247 指標 20小時前

“Stripped by James!”

勇士球迷：《被哈登扒光！》

[–]Thunder bleev 590 指標 23小時前*

Harden kind of a clown for being known as the strip club guy. I’m trying to imagine one of my friends being super into strip clubs as a hobby. Like every town they visit they are going straight to the strip club. And they rate how good a town is by its strip clubs.

He is really good at basketball though so it’s totally not that strange considering he’s amazing at basketball.

雷霆球迷：大家对哈登的部分嘲讽是因为人人都知道他爱逛夜店。我也试想过，如果我有这么一个拿去夜店当爱好的朋友。不管去哪个城市，都会直接去找夜店。他们对一个城市的美食是通过夜店品尝出来的。

可他确实是很会打篮球，所以这就没那么奇怪了，毕竟他那么厉害。

[–]Lakers sinner02 25 指標 20小時前

i got a friend whos like that

will go to miami 4 times a year solely because of the stripclubs

湖人球迷：我就有这种朋友。

一年去四次迈阿密，就因为那儿的夜店。

[–]Lakers JimmyB3574 238 指標 22小時前

I mean I’m pretty sure the vast majority of nba players go to strip clubs pretty often. I mean shit, Lou Williams has wings named after him in one and pg got 1 pregnant. And it’s pretty well known that Kawhi goes as well. The strip club thing just stuck with harden though for some reason.

湖人球迷：我觉得吧，绝大多数NBA球员都是经常去夜店的。靠，有家夜店甚至以路威的名字来命名一款鸡翅，乔治还把人肚子搞大了。小卡也去夜店这是人尽皆知的吧。偏偏就哈登被大家惦记上了。

[–]Rockets gregyo 172 指標 20小時前

Now I hope people will stop pretending Jaylen Brown and Ben Simmons are even close to Harden's level.

火箭球迷：现在我希望大家别再说啥布朗和西蒙斯的水准很接近哈登了。

[–]Thunder moneybooy[S] 82 指標 20小時前

People can hate him as much as they want, but Harden is still in his prime and and a historically great offensive player. Young, Morant, Tatum, all of them are already great players, but what Harden has been doing over the last years is absolutely sensational

雷霆球迷：想黑随意，不过哈登还在巅峰期，而且进攻能力之强在历史上都排的上号。吹羊、莫兰特、塔图姆，这些人都很不错了，可哈登这些年的表现绝对是非同凡响的。

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