键盘侠|Get让欧文缺战的小技巧？休赛几场要看他家人过几次生日

[Charania] Nets‘ Kyrie Irving is out Monday vs. Minnesota due to personal reasons.

篮网球星凯里-欧文因个人原因将缺席明日和森林狼的比赛。

PTO. Use em or lose em.

快船球迷：带薪休假，不用白不用！

[–]CIark 288 指標 8小時前

How much PTO does he have for the playoffs

季后赛欧文有几天的带薪假期呢？

[–]Lakerssquiiid 281 指標 8小時前

Lots of carry over from last year

湖人球迷：去年季后赛欧文攒了很多假期，今年可以用。（上赛季篮网季后赛首轮被猛龙横扫）

[–]SpursSnuggleMuffin42 63 指標 7小時前

"KD how about you start pulling your weight around here big skinny fella"

马刺球迷：欧文：“杜兰特，你留在这里干好本职工作，听到没？大瘦高个。”

[–]Vancouver Grizzliesliberaldude123 10 指標 3小時前

I'm calling in sick tomorrow lol

灰熊球迷：哈哈哈，欧文整的我明天也想请病假了。

[–]_weirdhaircutseth 32 指標 6小時前

he's skipping a ton of the regular season and skipped a key game in Boston for a nose job.

欧文不知道缺席过多少场常规赛，在凯尔特人的时候还因为去做鼻子整形手术缺席一场关键比赛。

Dennis gotta remember how to do this for the playoffs lol

湖人球迷：施罗德要记住季后赛如何让欧文缺席比赛的小技巧，哈哈哈哈。

[–]Warriorsloquacious706 231 指標 5小時前

Schröder practicing like-

勇士球迷：施罗德日常练习的画面↓↓↓↓↓

[–]Lakersfactcheck_ 94 指標 5小時前

how fucked up would it be for the black lakers players to intentionally call kyrie the n word in a finals series

湖人球迷：要是湖人的黑人球员在总决赛故意用N字单词称呼欧文，那场面会多么混乱啊。

[–]DrAmbulanceDriver 181 指標 5小時前

Montrezl Harrell: "This is what I train for."

哈雷尔：这就是我训练的目的！

[–]GeorgeKittIe 81 指標 4小時前

Not as fucked up as Caruso intentionally calling Kyrie the n word

总好过卡鲁索故意称呼欧文N字单词，那就是真的艹淡了。

[–]Lakers9D_Chess 15 指標 3小時前

We can do it without the n word though

"Earth is flat motherfucker"

湖人球迷：我们不需要使用N字单词也能达到同样目的，比如“地平论就是在放屁！”

[–][LAL] Brandon Ingrammeengine 2224 指標 9小時前

Lmao one redditor said that Kyrie might need a week or something to recover emotionally after that ejection.

湖人英格拉姆球迷：笑死我了，刚才有位吧友说，欧文被驱逐后可能需要一周左右的时间恢复受伤的情绪。

[–]WizardsForceCommanderII 1011 指標 9小時前

Kyre Irving DNP (Attacked by Germany)

奇才球迷：欧文无法上场的原因是，被一位德国人攻击了。（暗示施罗德）

[–][LAL] Kobe BryantNotARealPenguinToday 101 指標 8小時前

DNP - Hurt Feelings

湖人科比球迷：无法上场的原因是，心灵受伤。

What’s the O/U on games missed this time?

独行侠球迷：欧文这次缺席比赛的场次，赌场怎么预估的？

[–]LakersRickySuela 92 指標 8小時前

Depends on how many family members have birthdays this month.

湖人球迷：缺席多少场比赛，取决于欧文家里人这个月过几次生日。

[–]pbbd 696 指標 9小時前

dnp - writing ig post

缺席原因：写Ins文案。

[–]BucksiFinesseThePlug 295 指標 9小時前

His third eye is injured

雄鹿球迷：欧文的第三只眼可能受伤了。

[–]LakersReignMan616 34 指標 8小時前

Pink third eye

湖人球迷：粉红色的第三只眼。

Considering this is Kyrie this could either be caused by something serious or by the fact that his double stuffed oreos were actually 1.5 stuffed

独行侠球迷：考虑到是欧文缺席比赛，所以有可能是一些严重的事情导致的，比如他的双层夹心奥利奥可能实际上只有1.5层。

[–]SpursApex--Redditer 548 指標 9小時前

If I speak I am in trouble

马刺球迷：要是我像欧文这么搞，那我就麻烦大了。

[–]Simmons-and-shooters 228 指標 9小時前

DNP - feelings hurt

无法上场的原因：感情受伤。

[–]LakersPhilip22Kings 32 指標 8小時前

DNP - Soft

湖人球迷：无法上场的原因：软！

[–]Nuggets98bageljones 38 指標 9小時前

DNP - sore ovaries

掘金球迷：无法上场的原因：卵巢酸痛。

[–]CIark 58 指標 9小時前

DNP - Schroeder said Lebron told him he’s his favorite point guard

无法上场的原因：施罗德说詹姆斯告诉他，最喜欢的控卫是施罗德。

[–]KnicksRUBEN4iK 308 指標 9小時前

I wonder how many more players like Kyrie we gonna see in upcoming years.

Like, yeah, I occasionally play basketball when I feel like it.

尼克斯球迷：我想知道未来几年还会有多少欧文这样的球员出现，偶尔想打篮球了，就回来打打球。

[–]91jumpstreet 179 指標 9小時前

$200 million before age 30, why not lol

30岁之前都挣了2亿美元了，为什么不呢？哈哈哈哈。

[–]Celticscimmanonrolls 81 指標 8小時前

and hes making monster money off of his shoes. this dude could retire right now and still pull in major cash kicking his feet back for the foreseeable future.

凯尔特人球迷：欧文靠着签名鞋都挣了成堆的钱，这家伙现在就可以退役，可预见的未来还是能挣到大把大把的钞票。

[–]jodiemeeksunderrated 39 指標 7小時前

Also I wonder at what point the league has to step in

我想知道联盟什么时候会介入。

[–]KnicksNotErnieGrunfeld 57 指標 7小時前

Kyrie has the leverage, there’s really nothing they could do. Fining him is the most possible

尼克斯球迷：欧文有一定的影响力，联盟拿他没办法，最有可能的就是罚款。

[–]jodiemeeksunderrated 53 指標 7小時前

I think Kyrie has the leverage over the Nets, but not the league.

我认为欧文只是对篮网有影响力，对于整个联盟意义不大。

[–]KnicksNotErnieGrunfeld 10 指標 7小時前

Beside fining him, the league can’t do anything to force him to show up

尼克斯球迷：除了罚款，联盟没有任何办法逼他出场比赛。

[–]jodiemeeksunderrated 17 指標 7小時前

Is he actually being fined or is he just not receiving his game checks? I think actually fining him would be the way to go.

那欧文有被罚款吗？还是只是没有收到通知？我觉得罚他钱才是正确的做法。

[–]KnicksNotErnieGrunfeld 12 指標 7小時前

He’s not being fined or having pay docked, that would only happen if the team or league took action

尼克斯球迷：欧文不会被罚款或扣工资，只有当联盟或球队决定采取行动了才会这么做。

LMAO. I saw somebody call this yesterday! Ahahaha

湖人球迷：笑死我了，我昨天就看到有人预言欧文要缺席比赛了，哈哈哈哈哈。

[–]BullsSoft-Penis-Debutante 135 指標 9小時前

By somebody do you mean everybody lol? I feel like this was bound to happen.

公牛球迷：你说的有人，应该指的是所有人吧，哈哈哈，我觉得欧文肯定要缺席比赛。

[–]76ersGauudBody 59 指標 9小時前

This went from being funny to now this is expected. Dude must have a vacation time clause in his contract.

76人球迷：欧文缺席比赛已经从趣闻变成了意料之中的事，这家伙的合同里肯定有一条“休假条款”。

[–]Hawksbraggpeak 128 指標 10小時前

who's birthday is it?

老鹰球迷：这一次又有谁过生日了？？？

[–]user888111 18 指標 8小時前

His neighbor is throwing a block party. Needs the day off.

可能是欧文的邻居要举办街区派对，所以他要休息一天。

[–]NetsMr_Cellaneous 6 指標 8小時前

Damn I knew he would do this after getting ejected

篮网球迷：该死的，我就知道他被驱逐之后又要休战了。

Dennis really got Kyrie acting like a baby lmao

湖人球迷：施罗德真的让欧文表现得像宝宝一样，笑死我了。

[–]KnicksKingIllyrius06 16 指標 10小時前

Dennis shroder all in his head?

尼克斯球迷：欧文现在是不是满脑子都是施罗德？

[–]LakersBurretCrub5[