键盘侠|讨论AI的效率多么幼稚！东艾西科南麦北卡的时代能再现？

Ex 76ers GM Billy King: "When AI was injured & we knew he couldn’t play we used to hide his jersey. We’d lock it. One time he found his jersey but didn’t have any shoes. He tried to send the ball boy to the Foot Locker. Then he pointed to an attendant, ‘what size are you, just give me those shoes’"

前76人总经理比利-金：“（艾弗森不愿意轮休比赛），当他受伤了，我们知道他打不了比赛之后，会把他的球衣藏起来，锁在一个地方。有一次他找到了自己的球衣，却没找到球鞋，他便让球童去商店里买一双。他甚至会问旁边的人‘你穿多大码的鞋，给我一双你的鞋吧！’”

（相关新闻链接：前76人GM：艾弗森不愿轮休 为不让他带伤比赛会把他球衣藏起来）

Imagine he just bought his own jersey instead XD

勇士球迷：想象一下，艾弗森自己跑去买了一件艾弗森的球衣，是多么滑稽的画面，哈哈哈哈。

[–]Buckslundej16 690 指標 16小時前

Just pop on into the team store lmao

Not a bad idea honestly

雄鹿球迷：空降主场的球队商店，笑死我了，听起来是个不错的主意。

[–]Celticslampasking 271 指標 16小時前

He would be signing autographs all night. Lol

凯尔特人球迷：那他一整晚就别打球了，光顾着签名都忙不过来，哈哈哈哈哈。

[–]Lakersminkdraggingonfloor 164 指標 15小時前

Not if he wore a beanie, sunglasses and sweater. AI was a pretty normal sized guy, he's one of the only NBA players in history who could hide in a crowd

湖人球迷：如果艾弗森戴着线帽和墨镜，再穿上毛衣就不会被认出来了。艾弗森的身材真的太普通不过了，他是NBA历史上唯一一个躲在人群里不会被认出来的球星。

[–]NetsSelfDeprecating 505 指標 14小時前

Lol, there's no way prime AI would go unrecognized in a Sixers store built into the Sixers arena patronized entirely by Sixers fans on game day

篮网球迷：哈哈哈哈，76人的比赛日艾弗森关注度那么高，他出现在主场球馆的76人商店里，艾弗森铁杆粉丝怎么可能认不出来！

[–]EastDubstep_Caruso 102 指標 14小時前

I'm sure they could get him a fake mustache

可以考虑再给艾弗森整个假胡子！

[–]WaltPatrickKristaps 18 指標 10小時前

That wouldn't be enough. He'd have to put on The Fiend mask to make sure nobody could identify him.

不行不行，还不够，艾弗森还需要戴上恶魔面具才能确保没人能认出来。

[–]76ersjihyoisgod 3 指標 8小時前

This is philly. They don't work

76人球迷：那里可是费城，艾弗森怎么包装都没用！

[–]pi247 6 指標 10小時前

I saw AI at a club in atlanta once. He's average height but his arms are long af and his swag is kinda unmistakable lol.

我曾经在亚特兰大的一个俱乐部见到过艾弗森本人，他身高一般，但是他手臂很长，然后那个气场一看就是艾弗森本人没跑了，哈哈哈哈。

[–]Trail Blazerstonfx 19 指標 11小時前

Oh my gosh it's my favourite point guard, Chris Paul! Chris Paul man, wassup man?

开拓者球迷：哦天呐！这不是我最喜欢的控卫吗？是你吧，克里斯-保罗！哥们，最近怎么样？

[–]KnicksNotErnieGrunfeld 76 指標 13小時前*

He allegedly tried that once, was being held out of a game in New York and started heading out to just buy his own jersey from the NBA Flagship store a mile away before getting put back in

尼克斯球迷：艾弗森说他真的买过自己的球衣，有次去纽约打比赛被场馆工作人员拦下了。于是便驱车一公里去NBA旗舰店买一件自己的球衣穿上，然后才进去了。

[–]NetsRatailion 39 指標 12小時前

I don't know how people can't love this guy. I always did.

篮网球迷：我不知道人们怎么能不喜欢这个家伙，我一直爱着他。

[–][DET] Ben Wallacejohnazoidberg- 11 指標 11小時前

I understand that if the Chauncey trade never happened, I'd love him.

活塞球迷：我只知道，如果昌西-比卢普斯的交易没有发生，我会一直爱他的。（活塞用比卢普斯换来艾弗森后，艾弗森状态快速下滑）

[–][IND] Victor OladipoTheGslack 6 指標 10小時前

My first basketball memories were trying to recreate AI dribbles moves with my buddies. In Indiana during the Reggie era

步行者球迷：我关于篮球最早的记忆，就是和小伙伴们试图模仿艾弗森的运球动作，那可是在雷吉-米勒时期的印第安纳州。

AI walks in store

Foot Locker employee: YOOOO I KNOW YOU, YOU’RE AI RIGHT

AI: yea

Foot locker employee: what do you want, my dude?!?

AI: I want a Philly Allen Iverson home jersey

Foot locker employee: um, what? wouldn’t you have that already?

AI: yes, but I need one right now

Foot locker employee: ummmm...okay bro

鹈鹕球迷：艾弗森走进鞋店

鞋店雇员：哟，我认识你，你是艾弗森，对吧！

艾弗森：没错。

鞋店雇员：老哥，你想要什么呢？

艾弗森：我想要一件76人艾弗森的主场球衣。

鞋店雇员：额，什么？你没有自己的球衣吗？

艾弗森：我有，但是我现在就需要一件。

鞋店雇员：额……好吧，哥们。

[–]CelticsTnYamaneko 19 指標 9小時前

AI: I want a Philly Allen Iverson home jersey

Foot locker employee: Hey yall! I've got Andre Iguodala buying me some Iverson stuff!

凯尔特人球迷：鞋店雇员：耶！伊戈达拉从我这买了一些艾弗森的周边！（伊戈达拉和艾弗森姓名缩写都是AI）

[–]76ersbatfleck101600 424 指標 16小時前

Absolute legend and the only reason I started loving basketball

76人球迷：艾弗森是绝对的传奇，也是我爱上篮球的唯一原因。

[–]RaptorsMMPride 6 指標 12小時前

You picked a damn good reason for loving basketball that's for sure.

猛龙球迷：你为热爱篮球找了个非常好的理由！

[–]Raptorsrelapsze 11 指標 15小時前

Wasn't he responsible for that outbreak of velour suits though?

猛龙球迷：艾弗森难道不应该对天鹅绒西装的流行负责吗？

[–][IND] George HillNABAKLAB 9 指標 14小時前

As a 10-year old white European kid, I bought (well, with my parent's money) a Sixers snapback because of AI.

Sucks that it is not size-adjustable

步行者球迷：作为一名10岁的欧洲白人男孩，因为喜欢艾弗森攒下父母给的零花钱，买了个76人的棒球帽。该死的，那个帽子竟然不能调整尺寸！

Iverson was pound for pound the toughest player in NBA history. He always played with injuries and doesn't get nearly enough credit as he deserves.