【隔墙有耳】欧联踢出欧冠味 J罗要送皇马回家了

第33期：北京时间昨晚，本赛季欧冠和欧联半决赛对阵分别出炉。欧冠方面：拜仁遭遇老对手皇马；而利物浦则将对阵罗马。“回家”的主题为比赛增添了几分温情元素。欧联方面：相比较马赛和萨尔茨堡红牛的较量，阿森纳和马竞的角逐则更接近球迷心中的决赛对阵。

本期《隔墙有耳》就带您来看看，抽签结束后那些国外球迷的状态。

皇马OssamaZ

DORTMUND, TOTTENHAM, PSG, JUVE, BAYERN WHAT THE FUCK????

多特，热刺，大巴黎，尤文，拜仁，都他喵抽的什么对手？？？

——At least you'll only get Roma for the final

——至少你们在决赛碰到的将是罗马

皇马Marc0sMenendez

James is going to knock us out isn't he? Fuck.

J罗他喵的要把我们踢出欧冠了。

——You won't have to face James Milner until the final.

放心，在进决赛之前，你们是遇不到詹姆斯-米尔纳的。

拜仁TizzDota

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy fuck

这他喵是为什么

——I'm not feeling any better tbh. FUCK

——讲道理，我他喵也很难受（皇马球迷）

球迷Jorumble

To be fair, if anyone can break Real Madrid's CL dominance it's Jupp Heynckes

讲道理，如果说哪支球队可以在欧冠中击败皇马，我觉得就要数海大帅的拜仁了。

——Or Papa Klopp in the final.

——亦或者是决赛中渣叔的利物浦。

巴西TheGreatOtter

Lmao that ticket leak actually became reality.

搞笑得很，那些问题门票现在要以假乱真了。

阿森纳Pacem_et_bellum

Well, at least some people have tickets for one already

挺好的，这样最起码有的人已经搞到了比赛门票。

利物浦Toblrwn

If we lose, please win it Roma

如果我们输了，请狙击罗马

——If we lose, please win it Liverpool

——如果我们输了，也请狙击利物浦

罗马sterling_m

Liverpool is the club I follow in England, so... ...this is awkward.

On the upside, at least one of them is going to Kiev. On the downside, this is like watching your best friend fight another good friend.

利物浦是我最支持的英格兰球队，好尴尬啊。

好消息是他们至少有一支球队能杀入最终决赛，但这也就好比你看着你最要好的两个朋友在打架。

——I felt the same thing during the whole Coutinho saga....

——当初库蒂尼奥转会的时候我也是感同身受

阿森纳mavropanos27

Liverpool can do it

利物浦可以晋级决赛

——I have a very very bad feeling they will.....

——我有一种不祥的预感，他们可能会……

阿森纳tms12345

Stupid competition, can't even heat the balls properly

蠢货，他们甚至连个抽签的球都热不好

——We're at home for the first leg too, I think that will suit Atletico.

——我们还是先主后客，简直不要对马竞太好。

——Need at least 2 goal cushion.

——最少得进2个球才能压压惊。

——I think the most important thing is that you don't concede at home.

——我觉得最重要的还是主场别丢球。

阿森纳mavropanos27

WHY DIDNT THEY HEAT OUR BALLS

他们为什么要加热我们的球

——MY BALLS ARE ICE COLD

——凉凉送给自己

切尔西Todoroki123

Arsenal are gonna have to deal with Diego Costa again..

阿森纳不得不再次面对科斯塔

——At least its not Drogba.

——但至少他不是德罗巴。

阿森纳Salsadips

I dont see how costa or greizmann dont just run a train on mustafi. Itll be a miracle if they dont get an away goal

不知道科斯塔和格子到时候会怎么虐穆斯塔菲。如果主场可以零封他们，那绝壁是个奇迹。

曼联sirwolfeye

Wenger always does something to keep his job. I believe you're safe...

温格总是可以力挽狂澜保住帅位。我觉得他现在很安全

阿森纳tcgtms

It was a good run. Top 4 finish.

进展顺利，前四已达成。

阿森纳Squeezycakes17

better to get knocked out by Atletico now than lose to them in the Final i suppose

losing two finals in a season would be quite shitty

现在输给马竞好过决赛输给他们，一个赛季两次在决赛中失利那感觉可不太爽。

马竞gothminister

I'd rather have Atlético face any of the big teams in a two legged tie than a single game one.

我觉得无论对手强弱，两回合的比赛也要好过一场定胜负。

塞维利亚Muffolas

Perfect draw for neutral viewers

完美的吸引了中立球迷的视线

——Wouldn't the final be more entertainment?

——那放在决赛不是更好吗？

——I’d rather watch Arsenal Atletico twice guaranteed than risk not seeing it at all in the final

——相比较决赛的一场定输赢，我更喜欢看两回合的“斗法”。

曼联Gungerz

Marseille vs Salzburg will be a cracker of a game.

马赛或者萨尔茨堡或许会成为“大礼包”

——They were in the same group and Salzburg didn't drop any points v them. I'd make Salzburg favourites

——小组赛萨尔茨堡并没有让马赛占到丝毫便宜，我更看好萨尔茨堡一些。

——Salzburg eliminated Lazio and Dortmund. Two of the favourites arguably for the tournament

——萨尔茨堡可是接连淘汰多特和拉齐奥，两个强有力的冠军争夺者。

利物浦fieldsoffate

Two teams with loads of CL experience matched up in EL. Awesome for the neutrals.

欧联踢出了欧冠的味道，球迷们的福利。

披荆斩棘，各队距离最终的荣耀近在咫尺；不可懈怠，接下来一招不慎则会招致满盘皆输。最终桂冠花落谁家让我们一起拭目以待。

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