浓眉身高175|秘密特工克拉克
勇士今日在客场大胜鹈鹕，系列赛比分来到了非常可怕的3比1，一起看看Reddit球迷怎么评价！
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[–]johnibizu 12 points 8 hours ago
Durant's intensity and seriousness the whole game is ungodly. You can see him really wanting to win this game. Have seen this Durant only in spurts but not the whole game. If he is like this every game, no team will even win nor even reach a tie score.
杜兰特整场比赛的强度和认真程度是难以置信的，你能看得出来，他真的想赢这场比赛。之前只是在他爆发的比赛片段中见过这样的他。如果他每一场比赛都这么打，那么没有球队能赢勇士、甚至比赛中比分都追不平。
[–]RaptorsJAYG567 1313 points 9 hours ago
I knew it was over when KD nailed a shot with Jrue literally covering his eyes
当霍乐迪封住杜兰特眼睛杜兰特仍然命中的时候，我就知道比赛已经结束了。
[–]Cavaliersthepatientoffret 57 points 9 hours ago
And that 3 pointer over AD.
还有那个在AD脸上的三分球。
[–]Bladex10 32 points 9 hours ago
KD was just shooting over AD like he was 5 ft tall all game. Thats just unfair LOL
KD就是一直在颜射AD，搞得AD好像只有一米七五。这真是不公平哈哈哈。
[–][GSW] Chris Mullinduckrabbit11 705 points 9 hours ago
Hard hitting analysis: Kevin Durant is tall and has very long arms
很伤人心的分析：杜兰特非常高并且手非常长...
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[–]LakersGiveMeSomeIhedigbo 1311 points 9 hours ago
Lisa Salters: "How would you guard you?" KD: "I dunno."
Reminded me of when Melo, back in his prime roughly a decade ago, said "if I had to guard me, I wouldn't even show up to work haha."
记者Lisa：你会怎么防守你自己？
KD：我不知道
这让我想起了甜瓜，还在他巅峰的时期大概10年前吧，他说：“如果我必须要防守我自己，那我干脆不会来比赛。”
[–]Warriorsbronet 1192 points 9 hours ago
Kind of like how nowadays Melo says
"If I had to come off the bench, I wouldn't even show up to work haha"
也有点像如今的甜瓜啊，“如果我必须要替补，那我干脆不会来比赛”哈哈哈
[–]BlindedbythePhxSuns 295 points 9 hours ago
Imagine the player actually giving a full scouting report on how to play defense against them when asked this question
想象一下，被问这个问题的球员真的回答出了球探报告上的真实内容？（这位球迷在吐槽这是个愚蠢的问题...）
[–]Warriorscheerioo 102 points 8 hours ago
Kobe: I'd lock myself down.
When asked how he would play if guarded by himself: I'd drop 50
如何防守自己？科比：我会锁死自己。
如何面对自己的防守？科比：我会拿下50分。
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[–]Trail Blazershaidfs_a 2616 points 9 hours ago
JaVale McGee attempted a 3-pointer. That's how close this game was.
贾维尔-麦基尝试了一个三分球，比赛就是这么激烈。
[–]camerawr528 445 points 9 hours ago
WE HAVE ACTIVATED WARRIOR SLEEPER AGENT IAN CLARK WITH 4-14 IN THE FIELD and 0-7 FROM 3
我们激活了我勇的秘密特工伊安-克拉克！14中4！其中三分球7中0！
[–]Pelicanshak091 2377 points 9 hours ago
3-1
Got them right where we want em.
鹈鹕球迷：3比1，嘿嘿，我们让勇士走到了我们设计好的地点。
[–][GSW] Stephen Curryweixiyen 254 points 9 hours ago
3-1 is going to have a whole new meaning once we beat the Cavs in the finals this year.
Then they will win the next 3 finals against us, and 3-1 will change meaning again.
一旦我们在今年的总决赛中击败骑士，那么3-1会有一个全新的意义（即总决赛交手纪录3-1）；然后骑士接下去连续再三年击败我们然后夺冠，3-1的意义则会再次改变。
[–]gdvs 108 points 9 hours ago
Warriors - rockets should be a good series too.
勇士对火箭应该也会是一轮不错的系列赛。
[–]Buckstheconfuserx2 1665 points 9 hours ago
James Harden is gonna have to go full on prime flopping Hitler if he wants any chance of beating this warriors team
雄鹿球迷：如果哈登想要一丝击败勇士的机会的话，那他必须进入超级摔亚人模式。
[–]Hawks TankwagonTheSharpShark 200 points 9 hours ago
It's going to be a slaughter and James Harden will retire after the series.
老鹰球迷：会是一场屠杀的我跟你讲，系列赛之后哈登就会退役。
[–]Warriorsuuhson 153 points 9 hours ago
This rockets team looks historically good, and our regular season games showed how close these teams are...
勇士球迷：火箭队看起来史诗级的强大，常规赛的交手记录也显示我勇和火箭是实力非常接近的两支球队...
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[–]javisvf 99 points 9 hours ago
Iggy 200 basketball IQ. What a guy.
一哥篮球智商高达200啊，鬼精鬼精的家伙。
[–]WarriorsartboyFTH 92 points 9 hours ago
That possession where he flailed his arms and intercepted the football pass reminds me of an anime where the dumb, goofy looking character turns out to be the strongest motherfucker in the universe--One Punch Man
他那个挥着手臂干扰长传的表现让我想起了那个看起来蠢蠢的、但其实是全宇宙最猛的男人——一拳超人。
[–]Warriors BandwagonMY-NAME_IS_MY-NAME 440 points 9 hours ago
Death lineup and Warriors third Quarters. Name a more souls crushing, destructive, and murderous duo.
“死亡五小”和“勇三疯”，请列举出更令人心碎、更具毁灭性、更没人性的组合~
[–]Trail BlazersAbbaZabbaFriend 188 points 9 hours ago
Lebron and raptors?
“勒布朗”和“猛龙”？
[–]Trail BlazersAbbaZabbaFriend 57 points 9 hours ago
Jazz and Jordan?
“乔老爷”和“爵士”？
[–]RaptorsJAYG567 1371 points 9 hours ago
Lmao we’re getting Warriors-Cavs aren’t we
嘻嘻我们是不是又要看骑士对勇士了呀
[–]Warriorsmrgoodbytes21 186 points 9 hours ago
game wasn't even close through the second half, commentators spent half the fourth talking about washing cars
比赛在下半场都不怎么激烈，评论员第四节一半时间在谈论洗车。
[–]Lakersedwardfortehands 44 points 9 hours ago
That 3 center lineup
垃圾时间勇士的三中锋阵容...
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[–]Warriorsfuckyoulucasarts 112 points 9 hours ago
FT/team:
NO: 30 GS: 18
今天的罚球对比哈
勇士18、鹈鹕30
[–][LAL] Sasha VujacicCaarrrrL 116 points 9 hours ago
I was told the FT disparity caused the Pels to lose the first two games?
我怎么一直听说罚球数是鹈鹕输掉前两场的原因啊...
[–]Supersonicsexasperated_dreams 38 points 9 hours ago
Hope Pels fans are satisfied with the calls they got this game
希望“鹈鹕球迷们”能满意他们今天得到的哨子。
[–][NOP] Jrue Holidaydros1017 230 points 9 hours ago
Definitely won’t win if we shoot like that. Refs seemed to be on our side for a majority of the game, but that didn’t seem to help. GG Warriors.
鹈鹕球迷：像这样的命中率是绝对赢不了的。比赛的大部分时间裁判还是向着我们，但这似乎并没有什么卵用。精彩的比赛！勇士！
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