【隔墙有耳】如何两步毁掉职业生涯

第41期：贝尔、本泽马的普斯卡什奖？皇马训练课只教倒钩？如何两步毁掉职业生涯？

史上最戏剧欧冠决赛的料全在这儿了。

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25'拉莫斯抱摔萨拉赫，后者伤退泪洒赛场

利物浦Kurvco

Doesn't even get a foul called

这个球居然都没犯规

那不勒斯RecentCode

Should have sacrificed an extra cow.

该多杀头牛的啊

热刺ArchonLol

He literally can never go to Egypt now

拉莫斯永远也去不了埃及了吧

皇马keep_slayin

As a Real Madrid fan and I was dumbfounded when the commentator said “that’s a good tackle by Ramos” or something like that. Should’ve been a yellow.

身为皇马球迷，听到评论员说“拉莫斯漂亮的拦截”或类似评述时，我真的目瞪狗呆。本该吃张黄牌的

皇马keep_slayin

That’s a fucking wrestling move

这是摔跤动作吧

伊朗BuzzBuzz01

Damn the tears got me :(

Please I just want him to play in the WC

哭了，我只要他能健健康康去世界杯

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51'卡里乌斯送礼，本泽马破僵

利物浦_cumblast_

Fucking end me. Fucking end my existence.

杀了我吧！抹杀我的存在吧！

曼联johncenatbh

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

阿贾克斯teymon

Imagine doing this in a CL final. He won't sleep for weeks, the poor lad

这可是欧冠决赛啊，他可能会失眠数周，可怜的家伙

西班牙Juicepunch

Probably not for the rest of his football career. This will be gif'd for years to come.

这个gif可能不会发到他退役，但至少会发个几年

墨西哥marianass

And it wasn't even his worst mistake of the match!

这甚至还不是卡里乌斯最糟糕的失误。

阿森纳ericdryer

He's never living this down, the chants are going to be fucking brutal.

真的没脸见人了，咒骂会很残忍

阿森纳EmperorShyv

The greatest goal in CL history

欧冠史上最伟大进球

半决赛对拜仁，本泽马笑纳乌尔赖希大礼

巴萨LosTerminators

Loris "Sven Ulreich" Karius

乌尔赖希-卡里乌斯

德国lolKhamul

at least Ulreich was under pressure during his blunder. Well this was just beyond shit.

至少乌尔赖希还是“受迫性失误”呢。卡里乌斯这个烂的无以复加

沙尔克PreJuryFlop

ZIZOU BLACK MAGIC

齐祖的黑魔法

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64'大圣下凡！倒挂金钩！

曼联nickeddewicked

HE DID NOT JUST FUCKING SCORE THAT

告诉我！他绝对没有那样进球！

加拉塔萨雷Rektai

AND THAT IS CONTENDER FOR GOAL OF THE SEASON

绝对是赛季最佳进球的有力争夺者！

网友nightwolf235

Contender between this one and Benzema's one

这球和本泽马那球，二选一

网友Chesney1995

Overlooking Milner's insane header in the semi final.

无视了米尔纳的乌龙

热刺dickgilbert

I know for the Puskas, the importance of the match is part of the criteria.

评选普斯卡什奖，比赛重要程度也很关键吧

倒钩大队--皇家马德里

网友blackkobra

It was Welsh Ronaldo..

威尔士C罗...

网友Beatles-are-best

Ronaldo is the Portuguese Bale

C罗是葡萄牙贝尔

本菲卡Andrefpvs

Madrid's main training programme:

10 min: Warm up.

3 hours: bicycle kicks.

10 min: Cool down and stretching.

皇马训练课：

热身10分钟

倒钩练他个3小时

剩余10分钟用来拉伸

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84'卡里乌斯“葬送生涯两部曲之二”

西汉姆Hello_mate

Joe Hart is available

乔哈特向你招手

利物浦Hopko682

Joe Hart, Karius & Migs. What a line up!

乔哈特、卡里乌斯、米尼奥莱，多棒的阵容啊！

曼联Arctus9819

Play all three, you might only let in 2 or 3 goals.

三个人同时上，你可能只丢2到3球

网友BlipBlopBlep

Karius in "How to end your career as a GK in 2 simple steps"

卡里乌斯教学：如何用两步毁掉你的职业生涯

博卡青年YeimzHetfield

His reaction saves are absolutely top notch, it seems that he is unsure when he doesn't have to act out of instinct. I haven't watched much Liverpool this season so I might be wrong, but the games I watched were like that.

卡里乌斯的第一下反应绝对顶尖，但他好像不知道何时该松、何时该紧。我看的利物浦比赛不多，但我看的比赛里他都是这样。

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