人生唯死亡、税收、骑勇对决不可避免
勇士今日在客场战胜火箭，连续第四年与骑士会师总决赛，一起看看Reddit球迷们怎么评价！
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[–]MagicUmesco 6304 points 46 minutes ago
Charles Barkley: "I have to get on TV and fake it for seven months that it’s not going to be the Warriors and Cavs in the finals again."
:(
巴克利：“劳资必须要在电视里假装7个月不知道总决赛会是骑士对勇士！”
哭唧唧
[–]SpursDevilss_Advocate 290 points 43 minutes ago
everyone knew it but thanks to the rockets for making it somewhat competitive
每个人都知道会是这个结果，但是火箭队让这个过程很激烈。
[–]remorse667 2033 points 42 minutes ago
Hey, at least next year it's going to be Warriors vs. LeBron's new team
嘿，至少明年会是勇士VS勒布朗的新球队了呀
[–]BullsRecklessBacon 113 points 37 minutes ago
Unless LeBron joins the Warriors...
除非勒布朗加入勇士...
[–]Celticshumblerodent 64 points 31 minutes ago
The hardest road.
最艰难的路...
[–]remorse667 643 points 35 minutes ago
Think about it this way.. Once LeBron loses this year, Golden State will have a 3-1 lead.
想象一下这个事情，一旦勒布朗输掉今年的总决赛，勇士对骑士的大比分就会是3比1......
[–]76ersallstar96 481 points 44 minutes ago
Friendship ended with Hitler, Lebron is my new best friend.
我和哈登的友谊结束了，勒布朗是我的新闺蜜
[–]J_Misk 124 points 40 minutes ago
If lebron beats the warriors I will die. Literally die.I won’t be able to confirm my death do to me being dead but I promise the world I will literally die. My fate is in lebrons hands now.
如果勒布朗击败勇士队的话我会死。我真的会死。我到时候没法证明我自己死没死但我向这个世界保证我绝对会死。我的命运就在勒布朗手上。
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[–]shico12 363 points 44 minutes ago*
The likelihood of the Rockets, a 36.2% three-point shooting team, missing 27 threes in a row is .00084% or a 1 in 118757 chance.
火箭队是一支36.2%三分命中率的球队，他们连续投丢27个三分球的概率是0.00084%，大概118757分之1。
[–][POR] Zach CollinsKazekid 4810 points 48 minutes ago
Boston: We are going to brick a million threes
Houston: Hold my rocket fuel
波士顿：我们能射丢一百万个三分球！
火箭：你看我的
[–]Celticsinstant_ostrich 16 points 59 minutes ago
Celtics: No one can shoot 3s worse than we just did.
Rockets: Hold my beer.
波士顿：没人能像我们一样打铁！
火箭：？
[–]Futtbucker612 1538 points 48 minutes ago
The odds of missing 27 threes in a row must be staggering
连续投丢27个三分球的概率应该是低得令人发指
[–]LakersRon_Artests_Elbow 1022 points 46 minutes ago
Pssh, I can do that easily.
少扯淡了，我很轻松就能做到连续投丢27个。
[–][LAL] Kobe Bryant1975-2050 361 points 42 minutes ago
Found Ariza’s alt
楼上你是阿里扎小号吧？
[–]Warriorsspeqter 55 points 35 minutes ago
Trevor Ariza with 0/9 for 3pts and 0/12 overall. Sixth Man of the Year for the Warriors!
阿里扎三分球9中0，一共12中0。他是勇士的年度最佳第六人啊。
[–][BOS] Rajon RondoCeltics73_ali 253 points 48 minutes ago
Ariza made Rozier look like Curry
阿里扎把罗齐尔衬托得像库里
[–]NWSlushi 28 points 42 minutes ago
阿里扎和罗齐尔：
[–]HeatNumber333 1349 points 51 minutes ago
If Houston shot awful from 3, they win this game.
Instead, they shot apocalyptic zombie holocaust holy-fucking-shit levels of awful from deep. 27 straight. WTF.
如果火箭队投出糟糕的三分球，他们会赢下这场比赛。
但他们投出了末日僵尸大屠杀究极吃屎般糟糕的三分球。连续27个啊，搞什么啊。
[–]76ers Bandwagoncrepuscular_caveman 548 points 51 minutes ago
jump shootin' teams don't win championships
跳投队拿不到总冠军
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[–]HeatSn33ze 1825 points 51 minutes ago
Despite the loss, Eric Gordon balled the fuck out this series. Respect.
除却失利，埃里克-戈登这轮打得超级牛x。敬意！
[–][GSW] Jeremy Linrediraim 440 points 43 minutes ago
PJ Tucker too. He was involved in like every loose ball. Nonstop hustle. Mad respect.
PJ-塔克也是。几乎每一个五五开的球都有他，不停地在拼抢。敬意！
[–][HOU] Clint CapelaAcreshaker5454 96 points 43 minutes ago
And Pj Tucker. Some say he is still rebounding as we speak.
有人说，此时此刻塔克仍然在抢篮板。
[–][POR] Wesley MatthewsBBIQ-Chicken 74 points 42 minutes ago
Looked like he had tears in his eyes while talking to Steph. Left it all on the court.
他和库里交流的时候眼里似乎都是眼泪，他把一切都留在了场上。
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[–]LakersEvenGandhiHatesLVG 461 points 57 minutes ago
Cavs v Warriors who would've thought???
谁能想到！又是骑士对勇士？？？
[–]RaptorsGo_Habs_Go31 16 points 39 minutes ago
Fun fact: this will be the first Warriors-Cavaliers NBA Finals since 2017.
有趣的事实：这会是2017年后第一次勇士vs骑士的总决赛
[–]LakersCrazyAsian 275 points 57 minutes ago
Death. Taxes. Cleveland vs Golden State.
Kind of a stale joke at this point.
人生唯死亡、税收、骑勇对决不可避免
这看起来就是一个老旧的笑话
[–]RaptorslolAdvantage 3987 points 59 minutes ago
I'm officially back on the KD ruined basketball train
我要正式回归“杜兰特毁了NBA”的阵营
[–]76ersChampionOfTheSunAhhh 380 points 58 minutes ago*
"Nah bro, KD is such a good player. Revolutionized the game as we know it."-KD alt account
“不，兄弟，杜兰特是如此优秀的球员，就像我们知道的，他革新了这项运动。”——杜兰特小号
[–]JerryBlitter 19 points 51 minutes ago
He can't lose with these cats.
和这帮阿猫阿狗他没法输。
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