笑到肚子疼 美网友详解76人GM小号事件

The Curious Case of Bryan Colangelo and the Secret Twitter AccountNews

布莱恩-科兰杰洛（76人总经理）与秘密推特账号的神秘事件。

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[–]jitit 730 指標 23小時前

Colangelo said he'd trade Embiid for Porzingis instantly. Thought that was interesting.

科兰杰洛曾经还说他会毫不犹豫地用恩比德去换波尔津吉斯呢，我觉得这真的很有趣。

[–]Knicksmjst0324 368 指標 22小時前

Me too. Hope he doesn't get fired yet.

尼克斯球迷：我也是这么想的，我希望他不会被解雇。

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[–]Thundermediuqrepmes 7497 指標 23小時前

Our source, whose identity is still unknown, contacted me via anonymous “egg” accounts on both Instagram and Twitter, claiming that they had a scoop. The source explained that they worked in artificial intelligence and, after noticing a “bunch of weird tweets” directed at Sixers writers, used an open-source data analysis tool to link five accounts through commonalities including similarities in who the accounts followed and linguistic quirks.

Anonymous source used data science to expose Colangelo? HINKIE'S REVENGE.

开拓者球迷：

The ringer原文：

我们的消息源——而他的身份我们依然无法证实，这个消息源通过Instagram和匿名的推特账号与我们取得了联系，声称自己手上有猛料，这一消息源称他们使用了人工智能技术在发现有很多奇怪的推特账号指向了76人的专职写手，他们同样使用一些的开源数据分析工具，通过共性——包括关注的人以及说话语言方面的相似性找到了五个相关联的账号。

评论：匿名消息源利用数据曝光科兰杰洛？辛基复仇记啊。

[–]zargggggg 1816 指標 23小時前

Technology is crazy

现在的科技真疯狂。

[–]NBAlost_thought_00 1588 指標 23小時前

I'm willing to bet that the AI research bit is just a cover. This is almost certainly a source internal to the organization with direct knowledge of the accounts, like an assistant or some such, who has simply had enough of his shit. Otherwise, there is no real need for the source to maintain anonymity

我敢打赌人工智能就是个幌子，这个消息一定是直接来自球队内部人士，他们完全知晓这些账户的存在，比如科兰杰洛的助手或者别的什么的，他们对于科兰杰洛这档子事了如指掌。否则这个消息干嘛匿名呢？

[–][MEM] Marc GasolSrEllipsis 739 指標 22小時前

It has to be. The idea that any random person is just running some kind of network analysis on Colangelo and randoms + some NLP shit doesn't make sense. It's a possible way to do it after already knowing it. There is no way in the sea of NBA twitter this just happened to get discovered.

灰熊球迷：我觉得也是，大街上随便一个人用了一个很随便的主意然后从大街上随便搞了一套数据分析软件就能搞出科兰杰洛这档子破事根本不可能，我觉得他们早就知道这件事情了，然后再把这件事情捅出来。在浩如烟海的推特账号中专门找五个和科兰杰洛相关的账号？不可能的。

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[–]CavaliersAlec17king 528 指標 23小時前

This can't be real

骑士球迷：这一定不是真的。

[–]dootyforyou 607 指標 23小時前

This could be a hoax.... Set up fake accounts as soon as he is hired, pick people with personal connections to him to follow, tweet weird ass shit about the 76ers as if you were secretly their GM pretending not to be their GM, do this for 2+ years, send the story to a reporter.

Buttttttttttttttt it's still probably him.

这一定是一个诡计……在科兰杰洛上台的时候就搞了几个假账号，然后关注几个和科兰杰洛相关的人，然后发一些和76人相关的奇怪的信息，假装自己并不是76人总经理（实际上也不是），然后持续做这件事情两年之久，最后把这个消息报给记者。

但！！！！！！！！！实际上还是有很大可能是他的。

[–]Pistonskeisukehonda7 388 指標 23小時前

Holy shit what if this was Hinkie's ultimate revenge?

活塞球迷：该死，如果这是辛基孤注一掷的复仇呢？

[–]dootyforyou 404 指標 23小時前

The fact that:

(1) this being a hoax is at least possible;

(2) Hinkie would have the motive;

(3) Hinkie would have the resources....

But what if this is the double-reverse hoax.... What if it is revealed that these accounts were posting from Hinkie's ip address.... What if this is Colangelo pretending to be Hinkie pretending to be Colangelo?!?!

事实就是：

1. 有一定概率这是个诡计

2. 辛基有动机做这件事情

3. 辛基也有相应的资源

但是如果这是个连环套呢？如果这些账户统统都指向辛基的IP地址的话……如果这是科兰杰洛假装辛基来装作自己是科兰杰洛呢？

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[–]HornetsMas_Ciello 4216 指標 23小時前

This is, without a doubt, not only the best piece I've ever read on the Ringer but is a real game changer. Philly can't possibly keep Colangelo now right? If I were a 6ers fan I sure as hell wouldn't want him.

黄蜂球迷：毫无疑问这是我读过的The ringer里最棒的一篇文章了。而且这毫无疑问也是一篇重磅猛料，费城应该不会留下科兰杰洛了吧？如果我是76人粉丝我确信自己不会想留下他的。

[–]eagles85 2615 指標 23小時前

WE DIDN’T WANT HIM BEFORE THIS!

在此之前我们也不喜欢他，也不想他来啊！

[–]76ersAllenMcnabb 1024 指標 23小時前

Yeah, I'm actually pretty pumped. Let's go get a GM who isn't known around the league as a snake and someone who won't be pushed by Silver's agenda.

76人粉丝：是的，我并不喜欢他，我们去找一个不用小号的而且不会被萧华暗中操控的新经理吧。

[–]RaptorsDoc_Choc 1150 指標 23小時前

BAH GAWD THAT'S SAM HINKIE'S MUSIC!

猛龙球迷：往往这个时候萨姆-辛基的出场背景音乐就要来了！

[–]76ersimColey 672 指標 23小時前

No we don’t want him, we’ve never wanted him.. he’s been implanted into our franchise by Adam Silver. Sure he’s made fine moves, but any competent person could as well with all the assets Hinkie set him up with. This man said he would trade the face of our franchise for Kristaps (no shot at Knicks fans, kristaps is a stud.. but embiid is our baby)

76人球迷：实际上我们一点都不想让他过来，他是被亚当-萧华安排进来的，当然他做了一些好交易，但是他完成交易的资产都是辛基留给他的。这家伙曾经说要拿我们的门面交易波尔津吉斯（没有对尼克斯球迷不尊敬的意思，波尔津吉斯也很强……但是恩比德是我们的宝贝啊）

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[–]Trail BlazersHouseHarky 5264 指標 1 天前

Guys, how many times do you think you've argued with a Colangelo or Durant alt on r/NBA?

开拓者球迷：兄弟们，你们猜克朗杰罗的小号和杜兰特的小号在Reddit的NBA版块和各位大手子讨论过几次？

[–]WizardsMarburyEatsVaseline 2267 指標 1 天前

Shit man, at least once.

奇才球迷：该死，至少一次吧。

[–]San Diego Rocketsblueberryy 791 指標 23小時前

how do I know you're not a KD/Colangelo alt?

火箭球迷：我怎么知道你不是KD或者科兰杰洛的小号？

[–]conyeighwest 822 指標 23小時前

Even better, do we think their alts ever directly argued with each other lol

我来个更直接的吧，你觉得他们两个人的小号交锋过几次哈哈哈哈。

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[–]76ersnuke-the-moon 4176 指標 1 天前

important tidbit that might get lost amidst the bombshells: coangelo thinks his giant ass collars are normal sized collars. the man is deranged.

76人球迷：实际上这则文章里有一个重磅消息被大家遗忘了：科兰杰洛觉得自己巨大的衣领是正常的尺寸，他一定是疯了才会说出这样的话。

[–]WarriorsCyberSikh 3304 指標 1 天前

When user @Philly_Asshole commented on the executive’s well-documented sartorial preference, “This dude just love collars,” Enoughunkownsources responded, “That is a normal collar. Move on, find a new slant.”

This seals it for me. Definitely Colangelo.

勇士球迷：

The ringer原文：当一名叫Phillly Asshole的用户在评论自己主队执行总裁的衣装时，一名叫Enoughunkownsources（疑似科兰杰洛小号）的用户说：“他就是喜欢衣领而已，这不过是一个普通大小的衣领罢了，所以离开吧，寻找另一个黑点吧哥。”

这段文字真的笑死我了，这家伙一定是科兰杰洛，实锤了。

[–][BOS] Keyon Doolingyungdutchoven 2314 指標 23小時前

I’m fucking dying right now man is risking his whole career to defend his collar size

凯尔特人球迷：这家伙真的是用自己的职业生涯来维护自己的衣品以及衣领啊。

[–]76ersWilt2DrJ2Chuck2AI2Jo 789 指標 1 天前

Lmao fuck hahahhaha its really him

76人球迷：这一定是他的小号哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。

[–]76ersChelli64 435 指標 1 天前

Tbh people should have figured this out sooner just by going off that tweet

76人球迷：说真的，当时发出这个消息的时候大家就应该意识到这是他的小号啊。

[–][SAS] Boris Diawzna55 1358 指標 23小時前

Somebody basically did.

Random twitter guy: This you, Bryan?

Bryan on his burner: No-But thanks for the compliment! He is too classy to even engage. Worked with him: he is a class act.

马刺球迷：

有人还真的问过他是不是有小号：

一个推特网友：科兰杰洛开大号说话。

科兰杰洛的小号：不不不，我不是他，但是感谢你的赞誉，他非常有风度，他不会参与这种事情（和布朗教练一起逼迫诺埃尔离开）的。我和他共事过，他是一个很有风度的人。

[–][LAL] Kobe BryantLarkTank 1198 指標 23小時前

Lmao is this colangelo or trump

湖人球迷：这特么是科兰杰洛还是特朗普啊。

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[–]Timberwolvesjrnymn 1817 指標 1 天前

Sam Hinkie died for this?

森林狼球迷：所以萨姆-辛基为此而死吗？

[–][IND] Victor Oladipohacky_potter 1712 指標 23小時前

Sam Hinkie might get revived for this.

步行者球迷：萨姆-辛基说不定会因此重生。

[–]Sleddar 601 指標 23小時前

Top ten anime revival

那一定是历史前十的秽土转生了。

[–]LakersLonzoDaVinci 1807 指標 1 天前

Holy fuck. This is a bombshell.

湖人球迷：该死，这个标题才应该配上“震惊”二字啊！

[–]KingsBagel_Technician 875 指標 23小時前*

This is so fucked and terrible for the league

Colangelo should be ousted for leaking medical details of the players

What a joke for the NBA to install him

EDIT: Finished the full article, the connections go deep. It's either Colangelo or one of the most elaborate and dedicated troll jobs in history

国王球迷：这对于整个联盟来说再可怕不过了。

科兰杰洛应该为他泄露球员医疗方面细节的行为而被赶下台。

NBA安插他来76人简直是个萧华。

编辑：看完整篇文章后，我觉得这其中的水真的挺深的，要么科兰杰洛就是这个人，要么这件事情就是NBA历史上最为精心计划和最为用心的抹黑调戏。

[–]Celtics17461863372823734930 1290 指標 1 天前

If this is him, this really might be fireable. Putting out internal evaluations that should NOT be public. Dragging your own franchise players through the mud. You can’t do this.

凯尔特人球迷：如果这个小号真的是科兰杰洛的话，他应该被解雇，他把不该被公开的内部评估公开了出来，并且将自己的基石球员拖入了泥潭之中，你不能做这些事情啊。

[–]Celtics17461863372823734930 1301 指標 1 天前*

Wow, this is honestly crazy. Pure jealously of Hinkie in some of these tweets. And hatred of Noel. I hope this blows up.

He also said he’d trade Embiid for Porzingis in a heartbeat. Back in November, but still. Wow.

凯尔特人球迷：这件事情真的太疯狂了，“小号”上的很多内容都是对辛基赤裸裸的嫉妒以及对诺埃尔的憎恨，我希望这件事情能有个翻转。

他还说自己会拿恩比德交易波尔津吉斯，尽管这是十一月份的事情，但是啊，哇哦，太不可思议了。

[–]76ersthephotobooths 1500 指標 1 天前

Completely agree, but it's also EXTREMELY funny

76人球迷：完全同意你的观点，不过这件事情真的很搞笑啊！！！

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[–]Warriorsraorao 1590 指標 23小時前*

Low key the craziest part is the Masai slander:

“Nothing seems to fall on Ujiri’s shoulders. Why?,” Eric jr wrote in February 2017, in response to a column about a bad Raptors loss. In another tweet, the account suggested that Toronto was successful because of players Colangelo had originally brought in, such as Kyle Lowry and DeRozan. “they are falling apart! Because nothing was done to make them a better team,” they wrote. “Coasting by on ‘trustfund’ money.”

How is Bryan “my dad got me every job I’ve ever had” Colangelo calling out people for coasting on trust funds loooooool

勇士球迷：实际上我觉得最疯狂的部分是他关于乌杰里的那段诽谤：

“乌杰里看起来没有承担一点责任啊，凭什么？”Eric jr（其中一个科兰杰洛的小号）在2017年2月回应猛龙的一场糟糕失利时写道。这个账号还表示猛龙能取得如今的成功应该归功于科兰杰洛此前带来的球员，包括德罗赞和洛瑞。“他们正在土崩瓦解！因为乌杰里在关于如何成为更好的球队这方面毫无寸进！”他写道，“就这么在信托基金里躺着吃老本啊！”

躺在信托基金上吃老本，布莱恩-我的每一分钱都来自老爸-科兰杰洛这话都说得出口？哈哈哈哈哈。

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[–]Automaton_John 1937 指標 23 小時前

This whole article is spectacular journalism

这真的是一篇杰出的新闻报道啊。

[–][CLE] LeBron Jamessirfartsalot10 1687 指標 23小時前

This is investigative journalism at its best. The Ringer gets memed a lot on r/nba, but this is some fantastic work.

骑士球迷：这篇调查新闻真的是他们的巅峰，尽管The Ringer天天被我们喷，但是这篇文章真的很棒。

[–]Hawksmrpibbandredvines 2547 指標 1 天前

Shout out to The Ringer for some quality reporting here. This reads like it was written by Maggie Habberman

老鹰球迷：为The Ringer疯狂打CALL！他们就该搞出这样有质量深度的报道，这读起来像是Maggie Habberman写得。

[–]Netstotsnotbiased 514 指標 23小時前

Yeah, the ringer is reporting like a national newspaper here

篮网球迷：这篇报道终于有了点国家级别报纸的味道。

[–]76ersNoel2Joel 351 指標 23小時前

Its presented like a damn FBI report lol

76人球迷：实际上更像FBI探员写得工作报告。

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[–]Grizzliesswankyjax 1371 指標 1 天前

Way to go Silver, clearly this is a better person to run the 76ers.

灰熊球迷：赶紧去找萧华，让他找一个更好的人来经营76人。

[–]SpursKarxer 539 指標 23小時前*

I swear MyGM's storyline in 2k18 had a part similar to this

马刺球迷：我敢发誓，我在NBA 2K18里的GM模式里故事线和这个挺像的。

[–]76ersWilt2DrJ2Chuck2AI2Jo 1296 指標 1 天前

Ooofff this is wierd af

76人球迷：这特么也太奇怪了。

[–]Raptorsplaythegame7 703 指標 23小時前

imagine being the players, must be pretty awkward after finding out

猛龙球迷：想象一下76人的球员，他们一定会为这件事情感到沮丧的。

[–]Sleddar 653 指標 23小時前

Embiid will just meme harder.

你想多了，恩比德只会疯狂玩梗。

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[–]LakersKoose44 204 指標 23 小時前

KD to the 76ers confirmed

湖人球迷：都喜欢玩小号，KD去76人实锤了。

[–]ratwars21 633 指標 1 天前

What made me really think its real

The Still Balling account, which had been tweeting daily, has not posted since the morning of the 22nd (I had already been following Still Balling with an anonymous account of my own, which allowed me to see activity after it went private). Since I contacted the Sixers, Still Balling has unfollowed 37 accounts with ties to Colangelo, including several of his son’s college basketball teammates, a former coach from his son’s high school, and an account that shares the same name as the agent Warren LeGarie, who has represented Colangelo in the past.

这段话让我觉得这件事情是真的：

The Ringer 原文：Still Balling这个账号，曾经每天都要发推文，但是自从22号早上开始就没发过推文乐（我早就用一个秘密的账户关注了这个账号，这个账号能够让我在Still Balling的消息不被人公开时依然看到他的信息），自从我联系76人开始，Still Balling取消关注了37个和科兰杰洛相关的账号，包括几个科兰杰洛儿子大学时篮球队友的账号，他儿子的前任高中教练账号，以及和科兰杰洛曾经经纪人Warren LeGarie同名的账号。

[–]76ersJoeSchadsSource 696 指標 23小時前

I mean, the fact that one of the accounts was confirmed to be and a bunch of others that the writers NEVER mentioned immediately went dark has me leaning towards the real side.

76人球迷：我的意思是，其中一个账号已经被证实是科兰杰洛的小号了，而且其他那些账号在这件事情被报道之后就没动静了，所以我觉得这件事情很可能是真的。

[–]biscuitbutt81 430 指標 1 天前

Wow, this is amazing. I always forget how insane and insecure human beings are in general.

哇哦，太不可思议了，我总是忘记人们到底有多疯狂，以及他们的不安感究竟有多强了。

[–]HCEarwick 328 指標 23 小時前

If he's on Twitter that much what are the chances he's got a Reddit account or 2?

问题来了，科兰杰洛在推特上都有这么多号了，那他在Reddit上有几个号呢？

[–]76ersSaintsNucks 646 指標 23 小時前

This is the biggest NBA forum on Earth. I guarantee you a ton of players and front office members have Reddit accounts.

76人球迷：这可是地球上NBA最大的论坛，我敢保证有很多球员以及制服组成员有Reddit的账号呢。

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[–]RaptorsDonutsOnThird 328 指標 23小時前

He made a mistake admitting one of the accounts was his. Should have denied it all the way

He also should have kept tweeting unrelated stuff on his accounts (stuff that has nothing to do with basketball) to stifle the investigators a bit.

猛龙球迷：他真的是个智障，他就不该承认其中一个账号是他的，他应该全部抵赖掉。

他应该用小号一些和这件事情无关的东西（比如和篮球无关的家常小事）来减缓这些调查的强度。

[–]76erssensualdrywall 468 指標 23小時前

And not followed his son's fucking basketball team

76人球迷：还有就是不要关注他那该死的儿子的篮球队。

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[–]Raptorsfrost_biten 1720 指標 23小時前

This is the best part:

While researching this story, I realized that I had muted the Still Balling account in the past.

Lmfao

猛龙球迷：

最精彩的部分在这呢：

当我开始调查这件事情的时候，我才意识到自己之前已经屏蔽了Still Balling这个账户了。

哈哈哈哈哈这是要笑死我了。

来源：Reddit

编译：万事胜意