老詹急需打开写轮眼|二胖激怒库昊要背锅
勇士今日在库里9记三分的轰炸下，主场再胜骑士拿到2-0领先，一起看看Reddit球迷们怎么评价！
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[–][TOR] Andrea BargnaniSighworthy 1511 points 1 hour ago
JR with the bounce back game of the century dropping a cool 5 points on 9 shots.
JR今天打出了世纪反弹之战，9次出手拿下有点小帅的5分。
[–]CelticsAFTCP 99 points an hour ago
J.R Smith might win the razzie for this performance.
JR说不定能赢得金酸梅奖嘞
[–][TOR] Hakeem OlajuwonKobe_to_Boston 1198 points an hour ago
JR forgot the score in Game 1 and forgot how to play basketball in Game 2.
JR在G1忘记了怎么得分，而今天他则干脆是忘记了怎么打球。
[–]Kingsrattlemebones 567 points 56 minutes ago
At least JR knew who was up in the fourth this game.
至少JR今天知道第四节是谁领先了啊。
[–][POR] Zach CollinsKazekid 1163 points 54 minutes ago
I was kind of worried about Jordan Clarkson making a basket in garbage and getting more unnecessary confidence but looking back that i shouldn't have worried
我还担心克拉克森在垃圾时间投进几个球然后找回一些不必要的信心，不过现在看来我是白担心了。
[–][GSW] Stephen CurryMatthewImbroglio 38 points 29 minutes ago
Clarkson went 113 minutes straight in the playoffs without an assist. He got one this game and ZERO in the Boston series. He's awful yet as a Warriors fan I am ecstatic any time I see him any the game.
克拉克森进入季后赛曾连续113分钟没有助攻，上一轮对波士顿他0次助攻，今天一次。他糟糕得让我一个勇士球迷一看到他上场我就高兴得像是过年一样。
[–]Celticsgoofygoober2 440 points 52 minutes ago*
Last time (before today) Clarkson had an assist, the Raptors were still alive
不算今天，上一次克拉克森送出助攻的时候，猛龙还没有灭绝。
[–][TOR] Norman PowellWatchadoinfoo 98 points an hour ago
The Cavs play the Warriors like the Raptors play the Cavs
骑士打勇士就好像是猛龙打骑士。
[–]BullsImRBJ 396 points an hour ago
This all Kendrick Perkins fault
都TM怪帕金斯！
[–]packersSB53champs 620 points 58 minutes ago
MVPs of the series so far:
Game 1: JR Smith
Game 2: Kendrick Perkins
系列赛至今的MVP：
G1：JR史密斯
G2：肯德里克-帕金斯（绰号二胖，来自于凯尔特人时期他的体重仅次于当时的队友大宝贝戴维斯）
[–]CavaliersJuanitoTheBuck 63 points 57 minutes ago
What did Perkins do?
帕金斯做了啥？
[–]TimberwolvesMohacas 383 points 56 minutes ago
Awakened the Skyfucker
他弄醒了库昊
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[–]Pelicanshak091 473 points 56 minutes ago
You can give Curry the FMVP now.
你现在可以给库里颁FMVP奖杯了。
[–][CHI] Derrick Rosethatdude0125 349 points 54 minutes ago
I think JR already took that home
奖杯不是已经被JR带回家了吗？
[–]Pelicanshak091 1558 points 58 minutes ago
Shoutout to McGee and Livingston shooting 11/11.
Warriors Big 3 did their thing but these 2 played some really good minutes.
向利文斯顿和麦基的11中11致敬！勇士三巨头做了他们该做的，但这两个家伙贡献了非常有产出的上场时间。
[–][GSW] Baron Davisjetveritech 116 points 58 minutes ago
Dubs are a slow start team but Javale was the engine in the opening minutes, great game tonight for him
勇士是一支慢热的球队，但麦基成了他们开场的发动机，今晚打得漂亮
[–][GSW] Kevon LooneyLordBolton 528 points an hour ago
Lebron needs to sacrifice a teammate before game three to activate his Mangekyo Sharingan
勒布朗需要赶紧在G3之前牺牲一个挚爱队友来打开他的写轮眼！
[–]76ersInboardPG 63 points 51 minutes ago
Shoulda kept Wade smh
骑士应该留着韦德的，唉...
[–]VictorAkwaowo1 54 points an hour ago
Damn Lebron is done first guy to the tunnel after the game
日了哦，勒布朗是第一个走向更衣室通道的家伙
[–]CavaliersZangetszu 155 points an hour ago
He gone again
他又要离开了...
[–]BullsAraidernomore 32 points 44 minutes ago
LeGone?
勒不留？
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[–]HeatOnly_Wears_GymShorts 346 points an hour ago
JaVale McGee is two wins away from being a 2-time NBA Champion
贾维尔-麦基距离成为两届NBA总冠军还有两场胜利
[–]Warriorsjaqueass 128 points 51 minutes ago
Rings, erneh
“都是戒指啊厄尼”（奥尼尔在TNT上常常说的一句调戏巴克利的话）
[–]Warriorsbrazillion 62 points 50 minutes ago
Swaggy is 2 games away from a ring.
尼克杨也只差两场胜利就能拿到戒指了
[–]cash_kami 20 points 52 minutes ago
Game was a wrap once David West hit that 3.
当西爷投进三分球的时候比赛就已经结束了。
[–]Lakersrawchess 33 points 53 minutes ago
Curry made as many threes as the entire fucking Cavs team.
库里一个人投中的三分球和整个骑士队一样多
[–]Vancouver GrizzliesTheThunderbird 1738 points 5 hours ago
2016 Steph Curry has entered the game.
2016年的斯蒂芬-库里加入了比赛。
[–][CLE] Zydrunas Ilgauskaspha_queue 558 points 5 hours ago
Player 2 has left the game.
玩家2离开了游戏。
[–][CHI] Derrick Rosejeric13xd 24 points 5 hours ago
NO SCOPE HEAD SHOT
这是机瞄爆头
[–]CaptainLeviA 1160 points 5 hours ago
You think Curry has to take into account the movement of the earth when he takes shots from that deep?
你们认为库里投篮的时候会把地球的自转考虑进去吗？
[–]Lolbertarian42069 215 points 3 hours ago
This is why Kyrie can't hit this shot
破案了！这就是欧文投不中这个球的原因。
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