库普切克是不是爱上莫兹戈夫了？
此前根据Woj的报道，黄蜂和篮网即将确定一笔交易：篮网得到霍华德，黄蜂得到莫兹戈夫和两个2019年次轮签加现金补偿。美网友疯狂讨论。
Lakers chargerland6.1k points·21 hours ago
Mitch trading Dwight for Mozgov, the jokes write themselves.
库普切克用霍华德交易换来莫兹戈夫，这听起来就像是个肖华。
回复：湖人球迷 Clutchxedo1.1k points·21 hours ago
Oh no Mitch..
天啊，别让库普切克做GM了。
回复：湖人球迷 swaggerqueen16557 points·21 hours ago
Pls trade for Deng pls pls pls Mitch you old loveable bastard
求求你了库普切克，求你也把鲁尔-邓交易来黄蜂吧。
回复：Timberwolves Millionmario268 points·21 hours ago
Mitch about to assemble his team again
库普切克是要重新集齐旧湖人。
回复：[DET] Ben Wallace the_green_glass_door555 points·21 hours ago
What is you doin baby
宝贝儿，你在干啥？
回复：FirstOne617570 points·20 hours ago
There's two options:
Option A - "god damn I really love Timofey Mozgov and need him back." This is tragic.
Option B - "remember that terrible contract I gave Mozgov? I'd rather have that than you, Dwight Howard, you soft-ass bitch." This is hilarious, mostly because Dwight Howard is a soft ass bitch.
两种可能：
A．“玛德，我简直太喜欢莫兹戈夫这名球员了，我需要他回到身边帮助我。”这个说法听起来挺扯淡的。
B．“还记得我给莫兹戈夫的合同吗？我宁愿要这个合同也不愿意给你薪水，霍华德，你这个软蛋。”这个说法听起来有点滑稽，主要由是霍华德性格导致的。
回复：湖人球迷 daftmunt1.2k points·21 hours ago
Please take Deng back too Mitch, least you could do
请你一定要把鲁尔-邓也带到黄蜂，你至少有权力这么做。
回复：Lakers chargerland691 points·21 hours ago
Seriously though, the nets are dumping Mozgov's contract, taking back an expiring, and it's only costing 2 2nd rounders. It gives me hope.
严肃地讲，篮网处理掉了莫兹戈夫的大合同，得到了霍华德的到期合同，唯一的代价只是两个次轮签，这笔交易给了不少希望。
回复：Lakers monkeyman80424 points·21 hours ago
apparently this gets charlotte under the tax next year. ~24 mill for dwight vs 17 mill a year for mozgov (2 years, 34)
很明显这笔交易也帮助黄蜂下个赛季免掏奢侈税，霍华德年薪2400万，莫兹戈夫还剩两年共3400万。
回复：76ers secret_economist538 points·21 hours ago
It’s crazy that Charlotte is even near the luxury tax, but apparently you’re correct. Man, those are some bad contracts.
原来黄蜂的薪资也接近奢侈税线，这有点疯狂，你说的对，兄dei，黄蜂有好多烂合同。
回复：Celtics iiTryhard316 points·20 hours ago
please for fucks sake free kemba walker, hate to see the goat uconn player have to deal with this shit team
求黄蜂把肯巴-沃克交易走吧，看到当年康涅狄格大学的当家控卫在这种烂队受罪真是够了。
回复：burny99125 points·20 hours ago
Seriously....and how in the actual fuck are five other players on their roster making more then him that is just criminal.
确实…而且黄蜂队中还有另外五个人比沃克的工资还要高，这简直太搞笑了。
[PHI] Tony Wroten Jackconnell104.3k points·21 hours ago
New Year new team for Dwight Howard
霍华德：又是新年新队新气象
回复：[BOS] Gerald Green ishandoeee1.7k points·21 hours ago
new kids incoming too
别忘了每年都有一个新的孩子。
回复：Celtics LuckysBestMan759 points·21 hours ago
and if dwight ever wins a championship the entire championship ceremony stage will be filled with just his kids and baby mamas
然后如果霍华德赢得总冠军的话，整个颁奖现场全是他的孩子和孩子妈。
回复：76ersChampionOfTheSunAhhh742 points·21 hours ago
He figured out how to put 2 shooter sleeves on everyday for a decade but can't figure out how to wrap up little dwight
十几年来霍华德都知道戴护肘把自己胳膊包裹起来，可是一直学不会把“小小德”包裹起来。
回复：Celtics ssjgoat173 points·19 hours ago
Shooter sleeves have a hole on either end, he probably figured his condoms needed too as well.
护肘两边都有洞，估计霍华德把避孕套也这么处理了。
回复：Spurs kfufflebob103 points·19 hours ago
I feel comfortable blaming you for the image of Dwight with a shooter sleeve on his dick currently circulating in my mind
玛德，看你俩的讨论我现在脑海里全都是霍华德把护肘套在“小小德”工作的情景。
回复：Raptors manfromshawinigan595 points·21 hours ago
Can’t let that New York pussy go untapped
不能让纽约的姑娘空虚寂寞！
Hawks owls694.1k points·21 hours ago
Kupchak's first acquisition as GM of the Hornets is to acquire the contract that got him fired as GM of the Lakers...
牛，库普切克上任黄蜂GM的第一笔交易就是把导致他被湖人炒掉的莫兹戈夫再弄回来。
回复：Celtics goofygoober21.1k points·21 hours ago
Now Deng is coming to reunite them all
鲁尔-邓等着和他们重聚。
Celtics Conspiracy-Brother1.4k points·21 hours ago
Nets finally get their man.
篮网最终得到了他们想要的。
篮网球迷latman 480 points·21 hours ago
Dwightmare finally over. D-Will/Dwight gonna run the league this year
霍华德噩梦终于结束，下个赛季霍华德将统治联盟。
回复：Nets notmortalvinbat109 points·20 hours ago
Can't believe the Nets got Dwill next season for only 5 million! What a steal.
不敢相信篮网就多掏了500万就得到了霍华德，这简直就是抢劫。
76ers Netwealth51.7k points·21 hours ago
6 years later, I think it’s safe to say nobody won the Dwight Howard/Andrew Bynum/Andre Iguodala deal
6年过去了，我想现在可以很确定地说当年霍华德&拜纳姆&伊戈达拉交易三支队伍没有谁是赢家。
回复：Knicks h_cit676 points·20 hours ago
For real though, Lakers ended up with almost nothing to show, 6ers were gonna get a marquee big man to build around and ended up with the most tragic bowling incident since AI (damn philly what up with you and bowling alleys), and somehow the nuggets ended up the best cause at least they got one great year of Iggy and were rid of George Karl in the process
实话实说，湖人几乎任何回报都没有得到，76人失去了一哥，得到了一个华而不实的大个子，最后拜纳姆因为打保龄球受伤职业生涯草草结束，掘金反而是收获最多的，起码他们打出了战绩出色的一个赛季，最后他们炒掉了乔治-卡尔（那年的最佳教练）开始了重建。
回复：dplastico102 points·20 hours ago
Warriors did
勇士是最大赢家。
Thunder TxBobcat676.6k points·21 hours ago
Hornets fans: Please get young athletic shooters
Hornets FO: Big white guys :)
Hornets fans: Please no
Hornets FO: BIG :) WHITE :) GUYS :)
黄蜂球迷：请你们弄来一些有运动能力的射手吧
管理层：大白个:)
黄蜂球迷：不，求你们了，别
管理层：大:)白:)个:) ！
回复：黄蜂球迷 blue-dream1.8k points·21 hours ago
My team makes it so hard to be a fan
做黄蜂球迷真难。
回复：黄蜂球迷 maljr12397 points·20 hours ago
I don't even bother getting mad anymore
看开点，我已经不去为了这些事生气了。
回复：76ers ChampionOfTheSunAhhh346 points·20 hours ago
Jordan is trying to build a super pooper team consisting solely of big white guys
乔丹在试着打造一支超级…不不不…由一堆大白个组成的烂队。
回复：Pelicans Bandwagon trololol322568 points·21 hours ago
They got their big 3 now. Kaminsky,Zeller and now Mozgod. *Bonus Hernangomez.
他们现在阵容中已经有三个了，卡明斯基，泽勒和莫兹戈夫，对了还有送的埃尔南戈麦斯。
Knicks mostafajal1.6k points·21 hours ago
but why
不是，为啥啊？？？
回复：[BOS] Bill Russell thehippykid1.9k points·21 hours ago·edited 21 hours ago
Nets can sign Lebron and Kawhi in 2019
这样篮网2019年夏天就可以签下詹姆斯和莱昂纳德了。
回复：[BOS] Gerald Green ishandoeee372 points·21 hours ago
nets making the playoffs this year don’t sleep
篮网就要打进季后赛了，大家别睡了。
[DET] Brandon Jennings peanutbutter1236724 points·21 hours ago
Charlotte what
夏洛特没头脑队
回复：Talentagentfriend 598 points·21 hours ago
2 second rounders. Looks like they might trade Kemba and go full tank.
两个次轮签，看起来他们打算交易走沃克然后摆烂了。
[BKN] Mehmet Okur MisterBellic830 points·21 hours ago
SEAN MARKS, YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD
肖恩-马克斯（篮网GM），干得漂亮！！
回复：Funkyfreshprince 832 points·21 hours ago
Amazing wtf, Get rid of Mozgov contract for a cheaper and better player in dwight lol
不可思议，摆脱了莫兹戈夫的合同然后得到了总价更便宜而且更出色的霍华德。
Magic howclassic226 points·21 hours ago
Dwight's got more teams than kids
霍华德换过的队伍比孩子还多。
Lakers lakersoffseason267 points·21 hours ago
I really kinda feel bad for Dwight. 5th team in 7 years since Orlando
真的替霍华德悲哀，七年来，这是换的第五支队伍了。
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