送走甜瓜OKC终获自由|火箭球迷跃跃欲试
雷霆今日和老鹰达成交易，主体是雷霆送走甜瓜，换回施罗德，Woj还表示老鹰接下来会裁掉甜瓜，甜瓜最终很可能加盟火箭。一起来看看美国球迷们怎么评价这笔交易！
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[–][CLE] LeBron JamesMateossio 2808 points 10 hours ago
Schroder: Hey P they want me off the bench
施罗德：嘿泡椒他们想让我打替补诶（去年采访时甜瓜说的话）
[–][OKC] Paul GeorgeIncaseAce 994 points 10 hours ago
P: better than off to jail
乔治：那也比去坐牢好啊（施罗德去年9月打人，案件目前正在审理中，他可能会坐牢）
[–]Thunderjmac_21 247 points 10 hours ago
Schroder: Hey P they said I gotta not drop the soap
施罗德：嘿泡椒他们说我最好不要把肥皂掉地上
[–]Wizardssirax067 33 points 9 hours ago
P: Yo guys stop calling me out. I dont give a fuck.
乔治：你们别再引用老子了，老子不在乎
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[–][HOU] Carlos Delfinowiggles97 7094 points 11 hours ago
It finally happened boys
火箭球迷：终于要来啦伙计们！
[–]Warriorsoutofnowhere_ 4060 points 11 hours ago
Get ready for endless jabstepping
准备好迎接他的无休止后撤步吧
[–]RocketsGeauxHouston22 1247 points 11 hours ago
honestly, if we don't pay him too much, I can't possibly think he contributes less than Ryno did in the latter part of the seasons and postseason
trying to remain optimistic after losing key wing guys
老实讲，只要不让甜瓜打太久时间，他很难比上赛季末段和季后赛的安德森贡献还要少吧？
观乐持保是就我
[–]ThunderNeverEnoughDogs 300 points 11 hours ago
Ryan was probably a good teammate when he got benched. Melo fought an assistant coach during a 25 point come.back.
I like Melo and he's one of my all time favorites but he's delusional about how washed he is and that's the biggest problem.
安德森在坐板凳的时候可能是个好队员，而甜瓜在雷霆争取25分逆转的时候还在和助教吵架。
我喜欢甜瓜，他是我最喜欢的球员之一，但他对自己状态退化的幻想是他最大的麻烦所在。
[–]RocketsDaroo425 139 points 10 hours ago
Did you watch Melo all season? At least Ryno provided some 3s and spacing. Melo is basically Iso Joe now but wants more touches and doesn't know his role.
你们看了去年整个赛季的甜瓜吗？安德森至少能提供一点三分球和拉空间，而甜瓜基本上就是一个想要更多球权且不理解自己角色的单打乔。
[–]MavericksBrownHawkDown 110 points 10 hours ago
Paul: Alright let’s run a pick and roll with Capela, Harden in the...
Melo: FOH, ISO MELOOOOOOO
保罗：好的让我和卡佩拉还有哈登在那里打一个挡拆...
甜瓜：拆你妈让我单打啊！
[–][NOP] Cheick DialloCbeauski23 28 points 11 hours ago
Melo in Houston's switch-everything defense should be hilarious to watch.
甜瓜在休斯顿的无限换防里应该会很好笑。
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[–]Hawksterafunker 572 points 10 hours ago
The real question is why are the Hawks waiving him if he's aged into a natural tank commander??
真正的问题是，他既然是摆烂的一把好手，为什么老鹰会裁掉他？
[–]Thundermalganis12 400 points 10 hours ago
He presumably would not have waived his NTC unless ATL agreed to buy him out. But I agree, he'd be an ideal tank commander.
如果老鹰不答应裁掉他的话，他可能就不愿意放弃他的交易否决权了。但我同意你说他是摆烂好手的说法。
[–]Trail Blazersmm825 238 points 10 hours ago
I was going to call BS on Melo getting waived, but Dwyane Wade got waived last year and I'm starting to understand how old I am.
我还想说“裁掉甜瓜”是一件扯淡的事情，但韦德去年也被裁了，我开始明白是我自己老了......
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[–]KnicksIgemonas 191 points 10 hours ago
Isn’t Schroeder pretty much guaranteed to spend time in prison?
施罗德不是十有八九要坐牢了吗？
[–]KnicksHokageEzio 2281 points 11 hours ago
Presti is hiring the best lawyers to keep his back up point guard now.
普雷斯蒂现在正雇佣最好的律师来保住他的替补控卫。
[–]CavaliersFirestoner 898 points 11 hours ago
Or the opposite
也许正好相反哦~
[–]Thunderitshotinjuly 180 points 10 hours ago
If he just gets convicted of a felony, they can waive him. Code of conduct, I believe.
如果他承认刑事罪名，雷霆就可以裁掉他，合同大概就是这样吧
[–]Pelicanslsspam 420 points 10 hours ago
Even better. Deported, which means his salary will immediately clear.
OKC undoubtedly considers this a "win-win" scenario
不止裁掉，他被驱逐处境，那就意味着他的合同和薪水立刻作废，OKC毫无疑问会认为这是一个双赢结果！
[–][SAS] Devin BrownSmellmyhand 263 points 11 hours ago
ffs just plant some coke in his locker
那还TM等啥，往他更衣柜里放毒品不就行了？
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[–]Wizardslarrylobster8 2516 points 11 hours ago
This time JLin ran Melo out of town
这一次林书豪会把甜瓜赶走
[–]ThePhant0mZ0ne 282 points 11 hours ago
I wanted Lin on the OKC 2nd unit
我想要书豪来带领雷霆的第二阵容
[–]ThunderNinetythreex 1075 points 11 hours ago
FINALLY
雷霆球迷：终于走了
[–]RaptorsCaptainHamst3r 69 points 11 hours ago
OKC is FREE
OKC自由了！
[–][BOS] Jaylen Brownishandoeee 466 points 11 hours ago
great deal for y’all, dennis is gonna be a sick 6 man if he’s willing to come off the bench
对你们来说是很好的交易，如果施罗德愿意打第六人的话...
[–]Trail BlazersTzki47 1063 points 11 hours ago
what else is he gonna do, start instead of westbrook?
不然嘞？他代替威少去打先发哦？
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