甜瓜将接受替补角色 雷霆球迷心碎日
[Rockets Insider] Melo expected to come off of the bench
安东尼预计将以替补身份出战。
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[–]drejwalker 1688 指標 20小時前
I gotta see it to believe it
甭给我扯犊子……眼见为实。
[–]RaptorsThe_Natural_Log 672 指標 19小時前
You think that they told him he was gonna start so that he'd sign and then told him, "nah b, you coming off tha bench."
猛龙球迷：你觉得火箭会在签约之前承诺他首发然后在签约之后告诉他：“兄弟，你需要去板凳待会儿？”
[–]RocketsWhiteMessyKen 278 指標 19小時前
Youre gonna start........... coming off the bench for the first time in your career
火箭球迷：你需要开始……你职业生涯第一顿替补生涯。
[–]CelticsDeanlechanger 382 指標 19小時前
2 minutes after signing - "things have changed since we promised sry"
凯尔特人球迷：签约后两分钟-“事情可能和我们之前预想的不太一样啊……我很抱歉。”
[–]RaptorsThe_Natural_Log 117 指標 19小時前
Basketball reasons.
猛龙球迷：因为某些篮球原因。
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[–]RocketsMrNerdista 1972 指標 20小時前
Ay Zhou! They said I gotta come off the bench!
火箭球迷：“嘿，周琦，他们说我要去打替补！”
[–][PHI] Ben Simmonsbensimmonsismydaddy 824 指標 19小時前
Cmon man you gotta atleast do Ay Qi! since it rhymes
76人球迷：兄弟，你至少得说“嘿，琦！”这特么才是正确的节奏啊。
[–]76ersDoctor-Jay 180 指標 19小時前
How do you pronounce "Qi" in Chinese? Is it like "Kee" or "Chee" or "She" or something else?
76人球迷：怎么用中文说“Qi”？发音是不是像“Kee”还是“Chee”或者是“She”还是别的什么东西？
[–]MingChing69 508 指標 19小時前
Chee
Source: Am Chinese
发音是Chee。
来源：我是一个中国人。
[–]RaptorsHamandCheese17 476 指標 19小時前
Name checks out
猛龙球迷：好了，名字发音给安排上了。
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[–]Knicksemoti0n 1597 指標 20小時前
melo: ay p they say i gotta come off the bench
paul:
melo: ay p
paul:
melo: p
paul: wassup
melo: they say i gotta com-
paul: u damn right
尼克斯球迷：
甜瓜：嘿，保罗，他们要我去打替补
保罗：Emmmm……
甜瓜：嘿，保罗！
保罗：……
甜瓜：保罗……
保罗：干啥！
甜瓜：他们说我要……
保罗：那特么就对了！
[–][CHA] Malik MonkCLTwolf 341 指標 19小時前
The great thing about this is that Paul can be PG or CP3
黄蜂球迷：这个段子最有意思的就是这个保罗可能是保罗-乔治也有可能是克里斯-保罗！
[–]KnicksPorzingisDingus 496 指標 19小時前
yes that's the joke
尼克斯球迷：是的，这就是个段子。
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[–]Thunderrevisioncloud 513 指標 20小時前
Wtf man, I wouldn't be mad if he balls out on the Rockets but I'd be pissed if he agrees to come off the bench for them.
雷霆球迷：特么……如果他在火箭能打出来我倒不会很生气，但是如果他同意打替补那我真的要气炸了……
[–]RocketsWhydidideletemyaccou 259 指標 19小時前
He's on a vet min contract now. He pretty much has to or we can just not play him, or cut him whenever we want
火箭球迷：他是老将底薪哦，他可能会打替补的……毕竟我们可以DNP他或者裁掉他。
[–]Thunderrevisioncloud 284 指標 19小時前
Oh well, might as well hope that both our teams play great.
I wanna see this sub implode when both "Thunder are better without Melo" and "Rockets are better with Melo" narratives co-exist.
雷霆球迷：好吧，希望我们两支球队都能变得更好。
我希望看到“雷霆没有了安东尼变得更好了”以及“火箭有了安东尼变得更好了”两种言论同时存在。
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[–]Thunder Bandwagonyusbishyus 343 指標 20小時前
i do not like this news.
雷霆球迷：我一点都不喜欢这个新闻。
[–]RaptorsThe_Natural_Log 193 指標 20小時前
Atleast now you wont be paying a shit ton of money for a bench player... oh wait
猛龙球迷：楼上的安啦……至少你们不用为一名替补球员付这么多钱了……不对，等一等。
[–][HOU] Clint CapelaDuche07 66 指標 20小時前
How much does Schroder make
火箭球迷：施罗德每年多少钱啊？
[–]RaptorsThe_Natural_Log 93 指標 20小時前
15.5 mill/year for the next 3 seasons.
猛龙球迷：未来三个赛季每个赛季1550万美元哦。
[–][OKC] Paul GeorgeIncaseAce 83 指標 20小時前
I’d say something about Ryan Anderson but it seems some days he’s a starting caliber Pf, and other days he’s unplayable
雷霆球迷：原来我准备BB两句莱恩-安德森的……但是有的时候他看起来有能力打首发大前锋，有的时候他又显得根本不能打。
[–]Rocketsfree_reezy 44 指標 20小時前
He won't be in Houston by the time playoffs roll around.
火箭球迷：等到季后赛的时候他肯定就不在火箭了。
[–]pepbe 210 指標 20小時前
He was never around when playoffs rolled around anyways
无论怎么样，他季后赛的时候都不会出现在火箭的阵容里啊。
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[–]an-alt_ 111 指標 21小時前
That’s fantastic for Houston if it’s true
如果这是真的的话，那对火箭真的是太梦幻了。
[–]OKC Hornetsmccoolio 204 指標 20小時前
Okay every rockets fan in here is being oblivious to the fact that he blatantly said he wouldn't be a bench player in OKC. Allow us to have some form of shock over this news, please.
雷霆球迷：我知道每一个火箭球迷都为此兴奋，毕竟他在雷霆斩钉截铁得说自己不打替补……先让我们这些雷霆球迷对这条消息表示一下震惊可以不，求求你们了。
[–]RocketsJamTheGod 84 指標 21小時前
If this is true this could be great for us. It shows that Melo has had a change of heart and will sacrifice his ego for the sake of winning
火箭球迷：如果这是真的的话，那对我们来说简直不要太棒！这展示了安东尼有渴望改变自己的心情，他决定为了赢球改变自己固执的心态。
[–][OKC] Steven AdamsTwoGuysOnePlumbus 54 指標 21小時前
Good luck! Maybe CP3 was able to talk some sense into him.
雷霆球迷：祝好运！可能保罗和他谈了谈价值观什么的吧。
[–]PelicansGood_NewsEveryone 49 指標 20小時前*
People don’t realize this. He did accept a spot up shooter role. He’s just not a great spot up shooter. And he’s also a piss poor defender. So what’s he going to do with the Rockets?
Starter or bench he has a very small role against the best nba teams.
鹈鹕球迷：人们可能都没认识到一点，他实际上上个赛季就已经接受了定点射手的定位，他只是不是一个很棒的定点投手罢了，而且他也不是一个很好地防守者，所以他在火箭又能做啥呢？
无论是先发还是替补，在对阵强大的球队时他都只能起到很小的作用。
来源：Reddit
编译：万事胜意