能让KD老詹卡哇伊联队输球的只有......

今日，勒布朗、杜兰特、莱昂纳德三人与奥斯曼在UCLA进行了合练，练习结束后四人的合影引起了网友们的热烈讨论，一起来看看Reddit网友们都说了些什么！

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[–]Warriorscontigowater 50 points 11 hours ago

So he's alive, cool.

所以莱昂纳德是还活着哦？挺好的~

[–][CLE] LeBron JamesSomali_Kamikaze 751 points 11 hours ago

Holy fuck shit. Kawhi's hands are unreal.

天了噜了草！卡哇伊的手简直像是假的！

[–]KnicksFoundmybeach 299 points 8 hours ago

The fact that I didn't even see him holding a basketball is ridiculous

我都没注意到他手里握着个篮球，这太荒谬了

[–]BullsTallAssFuker 12 points 5 hours ago

Idk why he doesn’t do one handed pump fakes like Jordan did

我不知道为什么卡哇伊不爱做乔丹的单手持球动作。

[–]RaptorsGeddy_Lees_Nose 46 points 10 hours ago

His palms are about as wide as my shoulders

他的手掌差不多跟我的肩膀一样宽

[–]adao1993 3 points 2 hours ago

I really wanna see kawhi's dick

那我现在是真的很想看看他的迪奥有多大！

[–][NJN] Jason CollinsBootyeater96 14 points 8 hours ago

tfw his finger is longer than your dick

我的妈呀他的手指比你的乔丹-贝尔还要长！！

[–][BOS] Brian Scalabrineairmagswag 394 points 10 hours ago

god creating Kawhi

“Okay just a dash of the hand growth magic pours it all in whoops!

上帝正在创造卡哇伊...

“OK让我来加一下他手掌的成长值...喔！好像不小心加多了。”

[–]klawhileonard 297 points 10 hours ago

Hands level: 99

Speech level: 0

手掌值：99

语言能力：0

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[–]LakersSweaty_LeBron 845 points 10 hours ago

Imagine balling against lebron,kd and kawhi lmao

想象一下要同时对抗勒布朗、KD还有卡哇伊！哈哈哈哈！

[–]crispyiris 341 points 10 hours ago

Imagine that big 3 on the same team. oh god

再想象一下这三个人如果在同一支球队，我的老天鹅...

[–]Lakersram0h 4 points 5 hours ago

give it a year

湖人球迷：再耐心等一年...

[–]justbringitbitch 309 points 10 hours ago

The Los Angeles Tamperers

洛杉矶勾人队

[–]RaptorsBowiescorvat2 266 points 10 hours ago*

That would just be unfair. 2 of them on the same team could win a championship, all 3? 16-0

那就太不公平了！他们之中的两个在一起就已经可以夺冠了，3个的话，16胜0负夺冠？

[–]LakersSweaty_LeBron 290 points 10 hours ago

Now imagine adding jr smith to that team

现在，再想象一下如果把JR加入他们这个队。

[–]Easttheallenjohan 20 points 10 hours ago

16-9

那就16胜9负夺冠...（小编之前算错成了四轮4比3，现已更正。）

[–]Platypus3333 67 points 9 hours ago

Reminder: KD and LeBron swarming the shit out of Curry at the All Star Game.

前情回顾：勒布朗和KD在全明星赛上联手把库里摁出翔来了！

[–][TOR] OG Anunobydan2da 374 points 10 hours ago

The raptors coaching staff there to make sure LeBron and Kawhi don’t talk too much

猛龙教练是来防止莱昂纳德和勒布朗聊太多的。

[–]RaptorsDammit81 278 points 10 hours ago

Kawhi don’t talk too much?

I don't think that'll be a problem

莱昂纳德聊太多？我不觉得这会是一个问题......

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[–]BullsFalt_ssb 32 points 10 hours ago

Who is this "Kawhi" and why is he working out with legends like Cedi Osman?

“卡哇伊”是哪个锤子？为什么他和我们的传奇奥斯曼大帝一起训练？？？

[–]yooperior 101 points 9 hours ago

Cedi doesn’t ask to ball with superstars. Superstars ask to ball with Cedi.

不是奥斯曼求着和球星们打球，是球星们求着和奥斯曼打球。懂不？

[–]NBAIndigoRivers 37 points 10 hours ago

Cedi is going to teach them so much

奥斯曼会教给他们很多东西

[–]Cavaliers BandwagonDylanMarshall 8 points 3 hours ago

Everyone's mean mugging and he's smiling wide as shit haha

每个人都很严肃，只有奥斯曼咧嘴大笑

[–][SAS] Kawhi LeonardEddie5pi 100 points 10 hours ago

Lebron, KD, and Kawhi are rolling with the big boy*

勒布朗、KD以及卡哇伊和我们的大牌一起训练。

[–]LakersOgenki1978 129 points 10 hours ago

Won't fly out for USA Basketball.

Will fly out for Cedi.

莱昂纳德连国家队训练营都不去，却飞来和奥斯曼一起训练，这么说你们懂了吧？

[–][TOR] Kyle LowryNortho4 889 points 11 hours ago

Glad to see cedi working with some smaller named guys

很高兴看到奥斯曼和这些无名小卒们一起练习。

[–][DET] Richard HamiltonGaryxBusey 200 points 10 hours ago

Why KD posing like Beyoncé after a song

为什么KD站得像是刚唱完歌的碧昂丝？

[–]Warriors BandwagonJJBAYEG 287 points 11 hours ago

The best small forwards in the league all in one photo.

联盟最好的小前锋都在这一张照片里了！

[–]RaptorsThe_Natural_Log 237 points 10 hours ago

Lebron Kawhi and Cedi

对啊！勒布朗、卡哇伊还有奥斯曼！

[–]klawhileonard 373 points 10 hours ago

You can tell how they’re all stoic blank faced nervous as fuck in Cedis presence. True alpha has such a relaxed smile, showing his benign joy at seeing the kids take a small step forward under his guidance.

你能看得出来，那些人因为奥斯曼的出席，紧张得脸都白了。真正的大师却有着放松的表情，看着这些孩子们在他指引下前进，奥斯曼露出了慈祥的笑容。

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