【键盘侠】KD身披超音速球衣亮相|杜小帅一“战”圈粉
Kevin Durant wears a Shawn Kemp Sonics jersey pre-game at the Key Arena - ESPN
ESPN：凯文-杜兰特身穿肖恩-坎普的超音速球衣在赛前亮相钥匙球馆。
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[–]Hawks KrucialSloth 2217 points 1 day ago
Jesus that thumbnail makes Durant look even skinnier
老鹰球迷：天呐，杜兰特穿这身好显瘦哦。
[–][CLE] LeBron James Mateossio 186 points 1 day ago
And balder
骑士球迷：也显秃。
[–]Bucks HarrisonsNotAfful 439 points 1 day ago
Alright, Cleveland fans are not allowed to take shots about a bald guy
雄鹿球迷：得了吧，骑士球迷还有资格说起秃顶男子了？
[–]Cavaliers s_s 92 points 1 day ago
Put some respect to Big Z's name...
骑士球迷麻烦尊重下伊尔戈斯卡斯……
[–][CLE] LeBron James evanmckee 676 points 1 day ago
I legit thought it was a clip from his rookie season before I read the title
詹姆斯球迷：在看到标题之前，我真以为这是杜兰特菜鸟赛季的镜头。
[–]Celtics TheondreJordan 122 points 1 day ago
Looking like Sonics rookie edition KD
凯尔特人球迷：看着确实像是超音速菜鸟赛季的KD。
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[–]Knicks emoti0n 4826 points 1 day ago
yo somebody get seattle a fuckin basketball team lmao
尼克斯球迷：嘿，来人给西雅图赶紧特么的搞一支球队。
[–]Supersonics Cpwdos2 818 points 1 day ago*
Nowhere is safe
超音速球迷：到哪儿都能看到这些扎心的东西
[–][LAL] Magic Johnson washedrope5 112 指標 10小時前
They can have the Clippers, but only if they move their fans with them. It's too crowded here. Those 50 fewer people might help.
魔术师约翰逊球迷：西雅图可以把快船搞过去啊。不过前提是把这些快船球迷也带走。洛杉矶这里太挤了，没了那50个人应该会有所改善。
[–]Jazz av8id 756 points 1 day ago
Fuck you Starbucks!
爵士球迷：干尼玛的星巴克！（前星巴克的老板霍华德-舒尔茨也就是曾经的超音速老板，他在2006年将球队卖给克莱-本内特，后者之后将超音速迁至俄克拉荷马城）
[–]Supersonics SLICKlikeBUTTA 92 points 1 day ago
I like you.
超音速球迷：骂得好！
[–]Supersonics Ben_johnston 636 points 1 day ago
Specifically fuck Howard Schultz
He recently quit as the boss of Starbucks in order to focus on his upcoming 2020 presidential run, where he plans to sell the United States to Oklahoma and then write another book about how he is just such a gee golly innocent and magnanimous man
超音速球迷：天杀的霍华德-舒尔茨。
他近期为了专注于2020年的总统大选而辞去了星巴克老板一职，他打算在当选之后把美国卖给俄克拉荷马，然后另出一本书讲述他有多么地无辜和有气量。
[–]Trail Blazers HarryPStyles 383 points 1 day ago
Fuck Howard Schultz, fuck Clay Bennet + all members of the gas cartel, and fuck David Stern.
开拓者球迷：去踏马的霍尔德-舒尔茨，去踏马的克莱-本内特，还有所有的那些天然气寡头，去踏马的大卫-斯特恩。
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[–][BKN] D'Angelo Russell ZeroFucksToGive 842 points 1 day ago
Damn Seattle drafted a generation talent and never really got to experience him past his rookie season. Hope the Sonics come back soon.
篮网拉塞尔球迷：干，西雅图选中了一个天之骄子，可是在他的新秀赛季之后，他们却没能体验他的成长。希望超音速能早日回归。
[–][GSW] Zarko Cabarkapa IAmNotKevinDurant_35 549 points 1 day ago
They technically drafted Westbrook too
勇士球迷：严格来说，西雅图还选中了威斯布鲁克。
[–]WrooooongTrump 198 points 1 day ago
Somewhere in this world there's a Sonic's Westbrook jersey around.
这个世界的某个角落里应该有一件威斯布鲁克的超音速球衣吧。
[–]Knicks abado 170 points 1 day ago
I have an irrational hatred for OKC just because of how seattle got treated, that shit wasn't right.
尼克斯球迷：由于西雅图的遭遇，我对俄克拉荷马有种莫名的憎恨，这事儿太不地道了。
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[–]Warriors notdonaldglover 1192 points 1 day ago
As soon as Seattle gets their team back, KD will be back too
勇士球迷：一旦西雅图有了自己的球队，杜兰特也会回去的。
[–]WarriorsBfx219 71 points 1 day ago
KD retiring in Seattle might get everyone to forgive him for going to Golden State
勇士球迷：如果杜兰特能在西雅图退役的话，或许大家都能原谅他加盟金州的事。
[–][OKC] Kevin Durant xRingo 345 points 1 day ago
From what I saw its around 2026. KD will be old :(. I thought maybe in the next 2 years.
杜兰特球迷：我觉得这差不多都要到2026年才能实现了吧，那会儿KD都老了……我原以为就是这两年的事儿。
[–]Bulls DoubleAW 210 points 1 day ago
Well, the NHL team will probably be there by 2020 or 2021, I don't see why it couldn't be earlier.
公牛球迷：行吧，西雅图大概在2020年或2021年就有一支NHL球队了，搞不懂为什么不能早点搞定一支篮球队。
[–]LarBrd33 132 指標 10小時前
I was trying to think of which team I'd feel least bad about relocating.
Aside from OKC, obviously, I'm going with Memphis. That team was stolen from Vancouver anyways. Either them or the Clippers. You don't need two teams in the same building.
凯尔特人球迷：我之前就尽量去考虑过，哪支球队的搬迁会是我最能够接受的。
很显然的是除了雷霆以外，我会觉得是孟菲斯灰熊。孟菲斯反正也是从温哥华那儿偷来的球队。如果不是雷霆或灰熊，那就是快船了，毕竟一山不容二虎。
[–]Bulls jbiresq 37 points 1 day ago
Clippers are going to build their own arena though. But Ballmer did want to buy the Kings and move them to Seattle before he got the Clips.
公牛球迷：虽说快船要建自己的场馆了，但是鲍尔默（快船老板）在买下快船之前，本来是想把国王买下来然后搬到西雅图的。
[–]Banana_massacre 193 points 1 day ago
if the grizzlies moved to seattle and not back to vancouver i’d be livid
如果灰熊搬去了西雅图，而不是回到温哥华，那我就佛了。
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[–]76ers Ish_but_the_1st_time 906 points 1 day ago
That was such a classy move by Kevin Durant.
Not just the jersey, but giving a shoutout to the Storm as well.
76人球迷：杜兰特的这个举动真的是非常上档次。
他不但穿了坎普的球衣，还向西雅图风暴致敬。
[–]Supersonics shitmothsrandy 31 points 1 day ago
I wasn't emotionally prepared for this...
超音速球迷：我一时之间都不知如何是好了……
[–]Warriors beastmodem 170 points 1 day ago
He gave it away to a kid in a BBB sweatshirt lmao
勇士球迷：他最后把这件球衣送给了一个穿着三B（球爹品牌）运动衫的孩子，哈哈
[–]exiledforce 1217 points 1 day ago
I got goosebumps seeing him in a Sonics jersey again. I dream one day that we get an organization back so I can move back home and work for it.
看着他再次穿着超音速球衣真的让我起了鸡皮疙瘩。我梦想着有一天我们西雅图能有一支NBA球队，这样我就会搬回家并为之奋斗。
[–]Kings gnullify 29 points 1 day ago
I'm not crying, you're crying.
国王球迷：我才没哭呢，是你们哭了。
[–]The-Alcoholic 25 points 1 day ago
I walked upstairs to see my mom crying on the couch with my stepdad. They went to a Sonics game for their first date
我上楼看到我妈坐在沙发上在我继父身边哭起来了。他们第一次约会就是去看的超音速比赛。
[–]Lakers redmane222 656 points 1 day ago
It is really one of the coolest name, city, jersey combos ever and it moved to be a bland ass okc franchise. Now I love what Okc has built and become, but from an aesthetic, original standpoint the Sonics deserve to be around
湖人球迷：西雅图超音速真的是NBA史上最酷的名字、城市和球衣结合体之一，但是他却搬到了无聊的俄克拉荷马。我很喜欢雷霆如今的样子，但是从美学和原创角度来看，超音速理应有一席之地。
[–][POR] Ruben Boumtje-Boumtje Ivan_Joiderpus 79 points 1 day ago
As a Blazer fan, aside from a Blazer title the one thing I want to see in the NBA is Seattle get their team back. I miss our little PNW rivalry a lot. I know Sounders/Timbers is great, but damnit it's just not the same to me as Sonics/Blazers.
Ruben Boumtje-Boumtje球迷：作为一个开拓者球迷，除了期待开拓者夺冠之外，我还希望西雅图能够有一支NBA球队。我非常怀念当初的太平洋西北地区的对抗。我知道西雅图海湾人和波特兰伐木工的较量也很经典，但这对我来说，就是比不上超音速vs开拓者。
[–]Thunder hoodiemelo 69 points 1 day ago
Obviously I’m happy we have the Thunder, but I would love nothing more than the SuperSonics to be back.
雷霆球迷：很明显我为我们有雷霆而开心，但我也非常希望超音速能回来。
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[–]Warriors crow38 304 points 1 day ago
its awesome that the warriors let him do that and awesome that he did
勇士球迷：勇士能让杜兰特这么做真是太棒了，杜兰特所做的更是没得挑。
[–][CLE] Kevin Love quentin-coldwater 66 points 1 day ago
would he even have to ask the Warriors? It's intros for a preseason game.
乐福球迷：难道他还需要请求勇士吗？这只是个赛前的入场介绍啊。
[–]Lakers cfcforeverfan 119 points 1 day ago
dont see why they dont let him to do so, Sonics arent existing at the moment so there is no competition, and this is good marketing, good pr to GSW team as a loveable team
湖人球迷：勇士没理由不让他这么做啊，现在又没有超音速了，又不存在竞争关系，而且对于勇士这种受人喜爱的球队来说，这也是一次很好的推广和宣传吧。
[–]Lakers 9D_Chess 133 points 1 day ago
He's a free agent next year isn't he? Pretty sure KD could get away with taking a shit on Bob Myers desk at this point
湖人球迷：他明年就是自由球员了对吗？就算KD这个时候在鲍勃-迈尔斯（勇士总经理）的办公桌上拉屎也不是啥大事。
[–]LMD_AU 59 points 1 day ago
And on Bob Myers
拉在鲍勃-迈尔斯头上都没事。
[–]Warriors Bk7 51 points 1 day ago
Maybe Bob likes that.
勇士球迷：说不定迈尔斯求之不得。
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[–]Knicks MyLadySansa 150 points 1 day ago
Well, damn, that got me right in the feels. Nice going, KD.
尼克斯球迷：我擦，杜兰特的这个举动真是暖到我心坎儿里去了。做得棒啊，KD。
[–]Jazz bigg_pete 15 points 1 day ago
Yeah this just added a couple of + points on my Durant ranking
爵士球迷：没错，杜兰特在我心目中的形象又高大了几分。
[–]Lakers Jayymeister 93 points 1 day ago
That was pretty cool
湖人球迷：这事儿做得真挺酷的。
[–]Lakers darklord0530 47 points 1 day ago
Thank you KD, very cool!
湖人球迷：谢谢你KD，做得很棒！
[–]Supersonics neongem 115 points 1 day ago
He really reps Seattle and the Sonics hard man. Sorry r/nba and most other NBA fans but I can NEVER hate this man. Go KD!
超音速球迷：他真的代表着西雅图和超音速的硬汉精神。对不住了，这个版块的其他NBA球迷们。但是我从未讨厌过这个男人。加油KD！
[–]Lakers cfcforeverfan 25 points 1 day ago
no matter how many NBA fans hate him, Sonics fans will love him forever
湖人球迷：无论有多少NBA球迷黑他，超音速球迷会永远爱他的。
[–]Trail Blazers KingUltimate1 101 points 1 day ago
Man it's weird seeing positive KD comments
开拓者球迷：我的天呐，看到这么多夸KD的评论还真有点不习惯。
[–][GSW] Zarko Cabarkapa IAmNotKevinDurant_35 92 points 1 day ago
People want to like KD. He's a good dude. They just hate the Warriors and he's not wearing a warriors jersey here so KD isn't the devil for one night
勇士球迷：大家想去喜欢上KD，他是个好人。那些人只是讨厌勇士，而杜兰特这次没有穿勇士球衣，所以他这个晚上就不是大家眼中的魔鬼了。
[–]Warriors mintberryCRUUNCH 197 points 1 day ago
What a moment. And it won't be the last time we'll see him in that jersey.
Well, probably the last time we see him in a Shawn Kemp jersey, but that's not what I mean.
勇士球迷：多么温馨的时刻啊！这应该不会是我们最后一次看见杜兰特穿超音速球衣。
好吧，也许是我们最后一次见他穿坎普的球衣，但这无关紧要。
[–][CHI] Jimmy Butler NotoriousVader 115 points 1 day ago
Kevin durant is 30. It ain’t happening.
巴特勒球迷：杜兰特都30了，他不会再回到超音速了。
[–][LAL] Jodie Meeks ArchimedesNutss 33 points 1 day ago
I can see him signing that vet minimum at 38 to ride off into the sunset a sonic
米克斯球迷：我倒是觉得他会在38岁的“高龄”以老将底薪回到超音速。
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