【键盘侠】约基奇百分百完美三双|他能入选本赛季全明星？

Nikola Jokic dropped 35 points, 12 rebounds, 11 assists, 4 steals, and a block against the Suns without missing a shot from the field or turning the ball over.

掘金今日坐镇主场以119-91大胜太阳，球队中锋尼古拉-约基奇全场一球都没投丢，砍下35分12个篮板11次助攻4次抢断1个盖帽，外加零失误。

11/11 from the field, 3/3 from 3, 10/11 on free throws.

All in only 31 minutes.

全场11投11中，三分3中3，罚球11中10，这仅仅用了31分钟。

The last 30-point triple double with no misses was Wilt, in 1967.

上一个完成得分30+三双且百分百命中率这一神迹的球员是1967年的威尔特-张伯伦（对子弹——奇才前身——18投全中砍下42分三双）。

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[–]Spurs maximiliano210 299 points 7 hours ago

That stat line is just insane. Really hope Jokic makes the all star team this year

马刺球迷：这数据统计真太疯狂了。真心希望约基奇这个赛季能够进入全明星。

[–]Raptors barbarkbarkov 52 points 7 hours ago

That is a big dick statline holy

猛龙球迷：我去，这真是一份屌大的数据。

[–][ORL] Jonathan Isaac Rayshard 18 points 8 hours ago

Omg he is a monster

艾萨克球迷：我滴天呐，他就是头猛兽。

[–][BOS] Isaiah Thomas supboners 120 points 8 hours ago

the perfect game

小托马斯球迷：完美的比赛。

[–]NBA urfaselol 32 points 8 hours ago

Perfectly efficient

完美的效率

[–]Hawks daeve 109 points 7 hours ago

This line just pushed him into GOAT status, he's gonna be an all-star this year

老鹰球迷：这种数据把他推向了史上最佳球员的高位，他这个赛季会成为全明星球员的。

[–]Suns BillMurrie 126 points 7 hours ago*

Dissected us. He was being contested on most of his shots, but he was just hitting everything.

太阳球迷：这哥们儿把我们肢解了 。他这场比赛的大部分投篮还是有对抗的，但是他是能弹无虚发啊。

[–]Hawks daeve 20 points 7 hours ago

Do you feel like a dead frog in a high school bio lab right now?

老鹰球迷：你现在感觉自己像是高中生物实验室里那只将死的青蛙了吗？

[–]Timberwolves Morezingis 188 points 7 hours ago

I hope people can start appreciating Jokic for the special talent he is and stop comparing him and KAT in every thread.

Both are otherworldly talents. Jokic is better right now, and he should seriously be getting top 10 lists soon. Obviously KAT just isnt there yet. My boy has a lot of growing up to do.

森林狼球迷：我希望大家开始珍视约基奇的特殊天赋，别再在每个帖子下比较他和唐斯的区别了。

这两人都有着超凡的天赋，现在约基奇更优秀，讲真，他应该很快就能向联盟前10发起冲击了。

很明显，唐斯还没到那种境界。这个自家孩子还有很长的路要走啊。

[–]Nuggets sorakaisthegoat 66 points 7 hours ago

Damn, it's weird to see this from a Wolves fan. I still have them very close to each other although i prefer Jok. KAT will pick it up too, i'm sure.

掘金球迷：沃日，这话从森林狼球迷嘴里说出来还有点奇怪的。虽说我更喜欢约基奇，但是我仍然觉得他俩差距不大。唐斯会迎头赶上的，这点我很有信心。

[–]Nuggets kthxtyler 49 points 7 hours ago

You are reasonable and affable my friend. Have an upvote

掘金球迷：那个森林狼老哥真的是理智又和善。我为你点赞！

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[–]Clippers andy3172 146 points 7 hours ago

A legit flawless game. So rare you see something like this

快船球迷：绝对是一场没有瑕疵的比赛。这种表现可是很少见的啊。

[–]Suns KidneyLand 13 points 7 hours ago

Jokic absolutely destroyed us this game, he smoked Ayton the entire time.

太阳球迷：约基奇这场比赛绝对是把我们摧毁了，艾顿一直在被约老师“焦作人”。

[–][BOS] Terry Rozier nicktalbot2497 40 points 8 hours ago

This was Deandre Ayton’s “Welcome to the NBA” moment lol

罗齐尔球迷：这是属于艾顿的“欢迎来到NBA”时刻，哈哈哈

[–]Timberwolves vieman 25 points 8 hours ago

RIP Ayton

森林狼球迷：安息吧，艾顿

[–]DaniloIce 23 points 8 hours ago

Best part is that it seems almost effortless. Doesn't force anything, just playing the game.

最屌的是，约基奇似乎都不费吹灰之力啊。没有任何的发力，就正常比赛。

[–]thisthingything 358 points 7 hours ago

That is incredible, fuck me,

这绝逼是逆天了，快干我，

[–][PHI] Joel Embiid coffeebeard1 111 points 6 hours ago

Your place or mine?

恩比德球迷：去你家还是我家？

[–]Celtics HighlighterTed 116 points 7 hours ago

This could actually be the most “perfect” statline of all time

凯尔特人球迷：这也许是史上最“完美”的数据统计了吧。

[–]Wizards livefreeordont 31 points 5 hours ago

Brad Miller had a game with 25/5, 2 steals, 2 blocks, 9/9 FG, 7/7 FT, no turnovers, and no fouls.

奇才球迷：布拉德-米勒曾在单场拿下25分5板2断2帽，投篮9中9，罚球7中7，0失误，0犯规。

In 18 minutes played

[–]Thunder ChrowanWestbrook 106 points 7 hours ago

1 missed free throw, so close

雷霆球迷：有个罚篮丢了，离完美只差一步

[–]Lakers billybobjimmyjoe 59 points 6 hours ago

Literally worthless performance.

湖人球迷：严格点的话，那这表现不就是没用咯，哈哈

[–]Celtics HighlighterTed 55 points 6 hours ago

It does for sure. The 0 turnovers adds a lot imo, not sure if Wilt’s perfect game had that

凯尔特人球迷：话是这么说，可是0失误为他加分不少啊，都不能确定张伯伦那个年代有没有失误统计。

[–]Wizards WallStar206 60 points 7 hours ago

People will still sleep

奇才球迷：可是大家依然不会高看约基奇。

[–]Knicks RustedWheel 16 points 8 hours ago

He's underrated.

尼克斯球迷：他被低估了。

[–]snorkles01 662 points 7 hours ago

Just a reminder Jokic was drafted with the 41st pick in 2014. Still blows my mind.

友情提醒啊，约基奇是在2014年选秀大会上直到第41顺位才被选中。这至今让我无法接受。

[–]Raptors due11 46 points 7 hours ago

That is an absolutely insane stat line. Jokic might go down as an all-time great steal in the draft.

猛龙球迷：这种数据绝对是发疯了。约基奇或许是选秀史上最划算的“抢劫”。

[–]Nuggets TheEagleHasNotLanded 41 points 7 hours ago

He's got a very real shot of being the best second rounder of all time

掘金球迷：他还真有机会成为史上最佳二轮秀。

[–][SAS] Kawhi Leonard Psuedo_Klaw 17 points 6 hours ago

Still has to get over Manu Ginobili.... He was picked 57th.

马刺球迷：他还得超过马努-吉诺比利再说吧……毕竟马努当年是第57顺位被选中的。

[–]Nuggets TheEagleHasNotLanded 29 points 7 hours ago

Manu is the best second rounder of all time but Jokić is going to be #2 sooner rather than later and he's going to be a serious challenger for the best of all time.

掘金球迷：马努是史上最佳的二轮秀，而约基奇迟早会成为史上第二的二轮秀的，而且他会向马努的地位发起挑战。

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[–]tummysqueker 81 points 8 hours ago

Joker beat Westbrook to get the best perfect triple double in history.

约老师超越威斯布鲁克，得到了史上最完美三双。

[–]Nuggets straightcheddar 43 points 8 hours ago

and fastest (last year)

还有史上最快三双（上赛季）。

[–][LAL] Kobe Bryant jimmcdermont 43 points 8 hours ago*

The fastest one last year was actually insane. He got to 16/10/10 in only 14:33, which shattered the previous best times (>17 min)

Westbrook didn't hold the record for the fastest triple double (Jim Tucker had it w/ a performance in 1955) but Westbrook had the 2nd and 3rd fastest before Jokic's game last year

科比球迷：上赛季那场史上最快三双真的是太秀了。约基奇仅用时14分33秒，就得到16分10板10助，直接超越了此前的最快三双用时（大于17分钟）

威少那会并不是史上最快三双的纪录保持者（吉姆-塔克在1955年完成），但是在约基奇上赛季的神迹之前，威少是第二快和第三快达成三双的纪录保持者。

[–]Thunder Xxmustafa51 10 points 7 hours ago

At least jokic left him room to beat him still, if Westbrook makes all his free throws. Wait who tf are we talking about that’s never gonna happen lol

雷霆球迷：至少约基奇还给威少留了一点被超越的空间啊，前提是威少罚篮全中。等等，我们特么的这是在说啥啊，这都是没法做到的，哈哈哈哈

[–]Nuggets FredEnglish 27 points 7 hours ago

He also had a dunk, guys

掘金球迷：约基奇还有一个扣篮啊，老哥们

[–]Nuggets PancakeTaughtMe 16 points 6 hours ago

That’s probably rarer than this stat line for him.

掘金球迷：或许在他看来，这个扣篮比这份数据统计更重要。

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[–]Trail Blazers seba_man 116 points 8 hours ago

Cola in his veins

开拓者球迷：可乐在约基奇的血液里流淌（约基奇曾爆料称，自己之前每天会喝掉一加仑(约3.78升)的可乐）。

[–][BOS] Leon Powe davidbyrnebigsuit 17 points 7 hours ago

Why the fuck hasn't Coke sponsored NiCola yet?

凯尔特人球迷：特么的可口可乐咋还不赞助他？

[–][DEN] Nikola Jokic BOOOOOiiiiiiiii 477 points 8 hours ago

Big Dick Nikola

约基奇球迷：大屌尼古拉。

[–]Cavaliers voyaging 22 points 7 hours ago

Best center in the league.

骑士球迷：联盟最佳中锋。

[–][NYK] Kristaps Porzingis anthonynoob 14 points 7 hours ago

Sad part is no one will be talking about this because its lakers game day

波尔津吉斯球迷：可惜的是，没人会讨论他的表现，因为今天是湖人的比赛日。

[–]Lakers LonzoDaVinci 59 points 8 hours ago

Seriously, will this guy ever get into the MVP conversation?

湖人球迷：说真的，这哥们儿以后会进入MVP的候选人讨论之列吗？

[–][DEN] Nikola Jokic BOOOOOiiiiiiiii 96 points 8 hours ago

Once we beat GS tommorrow haha

约基奇球迷：等我们明天击败勇士就有了，哈哈哈

[–]Mavericks Westerlos 292 points 8 hours ago

Best slavic guy whose name ends with "ic" in the league

独行侠球迷：联盟里以“奇”命名的最佳斯拉夫球员。

[–]Kings Child_of_Peace 121 points 8 hours ago

Which Slavic guy whose name doesn't end with -ic is better than Jokic right now lol

国王球迷：现在联盟里还有哪个不以“奇”命名的斯拉夫球员，比约基奇更优秀，哈哈哈哈

[–]Mavericks Westerlos 224 points 8 hours ago

Lebron

独行侠球迷：勒布朗

[–]Nuggets EricStoltz-MaskMorty 283 points 8 hours ago

LeBronovic

掘金球迷：勒布朗诺维奇

[–]Mavericks Dirk_issa_fair_god 102 points 7 hours ago

That rolls off the tongue surprisingly well lol

独行侠球迷：读起来我的舌头意外地灵光啊，哈哈哈

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