【键盘侠】雷霆开局0胜4负|谁该为此背锅？
Thunder are now the worst team in the western conference.
雷霆现在是西部最差的球队。
The Thunder are now 0-4, their worst start since the move to Seattle. No other western conference team has 0 wins besides the Thunder.
雷霆现在0胜4负，这是他们自搬迁到西雅图之后的最差战绩，西部联盟除了雷霆都赢了至少一场。
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[–]Knickssps26 2961 points 1 day ago
How are these fuckers out-tanking us
尼克斯球迷：怎么雷霆比我烂尼还能摆烂啊。
[–]AKoreanEngima 1280 points 1 day ago
Cuz they lost me7o
因为他们失去了甜瓜嘻嘻。
[–][OKC] Russell Westbrookwcooper97 522 points 1 day ago
Me7o effect
雷霆球迷：甜瓜效应。
[–]HawksReoh 206 points 1 day ago
What about us?!
老鹰球迷：那我们呢？
[–]RaptorsArthurs_Boi 140 points 1 day ago
It will come, the me7o effect hits everyone eventually.
猛龙球迷：终将回来的，梅罗效应最后让每个人受到影响。
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[–][LAL] Rick Foxsorrypleasecomeback 124 points 1 day ago
Wow imagine Zion on OKC. Westbrook to Zion alley oops for days
湖人球迷：想象一下锡恩被雷霆选中的样子吧，威少每天都给锡恩送空接。
[-]odinlubumeta 241 points 1 day ago
As if Westbrook is passing it. Zion better learn to rebound (on the offensive side. D rebounds must be sacrificed to Westbrook). Zion better hit his jumper on passes only when Westbrook can’t shoot over 3 guys. Like PG learned last year.
如果这是真的，那么锡恩最好学会抢板（进攻篮板，防守篮板一定要牺牲给威少）锡恩最好能在威少不能在三个人头上投篮时把球传给他时命中甩锅投，正如乔治上赛季学到的一样。
[–]MavericksDudethatCooks 296 points 1 day ago*
His assists are a byproduct of his ball dominant play, not because he is a great facilitator. He has one of the worst assist to turnover ratios ever for anyone who averaged more than 10 or more assists in a season.
独行侠球迷：威少的高助攻是他长期持球的注水产物，不是因为他是一个好的传球者，联盟里单赛季场均送出10助攻的球员中，他拥有着最差的助攻失误比。
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[–]Grizzliesk0ala_ 939 points 1 day ago
Must be missing Melo's gravity
灰熊球迷：雷霆一定非常想念甜瓜引力吧。
[–]PacersDrak_is_Right 761 points 1 day ago
Lakers-rockets-Thunder: 2-10
Nuggets-Pelicans-Blazers - 10-1
步行者球迷：
湖人-火箭-雷霆：2胜10负
掘金-鹈鹕-开拓者：10胜1负
[–][BOS] Kevin GarnettBradWonder 839 points 1 day ago
Better yet:
Lakers-rockets-Thunder: 2-10
Kings: 2-3
凯尔特人球迷：
更好的版本：
湖人-火箭-雷霆：2胜10负
国王：2胜3负。
[–]HeatMalevolentAmmo 153 points 1 day ago
Pretty sure this isn't what they were hoping for when they chose to have the highest payroll in the NBA.
热火球迷：我很确定当他们在NBA交着最高的奢侈税的时候想要的一定不是这样的结果。
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[–][GSW] Purvis ShortDishavingfun 543 points 1 day ago
It’s very early but all these games are so important to make the playoffs in the West.
勇士球迷：尽管现在还为时尚早，但是在西部想进季后赛所有的比赛都很重要。
[–]Lakerswtfketchup 383 points 1 day ago
If you told me a month ago that OKC would start the season 0-4 I would've believed you
湖人球迷：如果你一个月前告诉我雷霆0胜4负开局，我本该相信你的。
[–]HeatErectusPenor 1850 points 1 day ago
OKC is the most annoying team in the world to watch. Westbrook's shot selection is disgusting, their shooting is trash, their defense isn't even good right now without Roberson, I hate it
热火球迷：雷霆是我在这个世界看得最窝火的球队，威少的投篮选择永远有问题，他们的投篮永远都和屎一样，他们的防守没了罗伯森并没有那么好，我真的有一种很讨厌的感觉。
[–]RaptorsMimi108 652 points 1 day ago
There's no real system
猛龙球迷：他们没有真正的体系啊。
[–]NBAbondom3417 244 points 1 day ago
Imagine firing Scott Brooks and getting more stagnant.
炒了斯科特-布鲁克斯，结果来了个铁憨憨。
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[–]LakersD-orangeloJulius 346 points 1 day ago
Westbrook and any sort of system can't coexist
湖人球迷：威少跟所有体系都沾不上边好么？
[–]Knickscapitalistsanta 85 points 1 day ago
They need to run a Spurs and Raptors-esque system. Lot of space and times when Westbrook can ISO. I've never seen a basketball team win a championship with an offense that went entirely through one player. Westbrook makes every decision and that's never been good.
尼克斯球迷：他们需要打一打马刺体系或者是猛龙全民皆兵的体系了，威少单打实际上需要很多时间和空间。我从来没见过一个能赢得总冠军的球队只靠一个人运转球队，威少一直在做每一个决定，而且他的决定一直都不好。
[–]ThunderThirstyorNah 347 points 1 day ago
Guess that's why things still go wrong even when he's on the bench.
雷霆球迷：但是当威少在替补席上的时候，球队打得也很差啊。
[–]HeatXclusivsmoment 268 points 1 day ago
You can't have a system for just your bench.
热火球迷：你不可能为替补在设计一套体系吧。
[–]RaptorsFlameOfWar 77 points 1 day ago
Sure you can. Our bench and starters played very differently last year. OKC doesn't have a system cuz Billy's incompetent.
猛龙球迷：实际上是可以的，我们的替补和先发上赛季打得风格就完全不一样，雷霆没体系应该是多诺万的锅。
[–][DET] Ben WallacejbOOgi3 111 points 1 day ago
Can’t believe PG13 faded the Lakers to stay there
活塞球迷：难以相信乔治鸽了湖人选择留守了雷霆。
[–][OKC] Russell WestbrookSwish4141 115 points 1 day ago
The Lakers aren't too hot either
雷霆球迷：湖人打得也不怎么样啊。
[–][DET] Ben WallacejbOOgi3 146 points 1 day ago
PG13 and LeBron is better than PG13 and Westbrook.
雷霆球迷：乔治和勒布朗的组合肯定比威少和乔治的组合强吧。
[–]HeatErectusPenor 43 points 1 day ago*
Pretty sure they'd be pretty hot if PG was over there though. I think it's pretty safe to say if your goal was purely winning LA is the much safer most obvious bet. PG just likely had other reasons
热火球迷：我很肯定如果乔治去湖人湖人肯定会变得很强，我很肯定如果你的目标是赢球湖人一定是一个更保险的选择，乔治可能有其他原因吧。
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[–]JazzYamcha_when 367 points 1 day ago
I'm pretty disappointed in the Thunder but it's early in the season. Keep your head up and keep playing
爵士球迷：尽管我对于雷霆现在非常沮丧，但是赛季才刚刚开始，我们还是要昂头前进并且继续努力啊。
[–][OKC] Russell WestbrookGoat_Slaya 153 points 1 day ago
This is my favorite comment, thanks.
雷霆球迷：这才是我最喜欢的评论，感谢。
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[–]Heatcanti- 296 points 1 day ago
lol they kept Billy when they could have picked up Dwane Casey
热火球迷：在他们有机会选择凯西的时候他们留下了多诺万哈哈哈。
[–]HawksNot_Ben_Stein 50 points 1 day ago
How many more consecutive losses do you think it would take to get Billy Donovan fired?
老鹰球迷：问题来了，我们还需要连输多少场才能炒掉多诺万？
[–]Raptorszazenbr 65 points 1 day ago
Are they being badly coached? I don't watch their games, but this doesn't make sense. They have Russ, PG, Adams is an above average starting center, their core makes it look like they are a playoff team. 4 games is just a ridiculous small sample, but why are they losing games like Kings at home?
猛龙球迷：这能怪教练嘛？我尽管没看比赛，但是一位怪教练没有意义，他们有威少、乔治、亚当斯是水准以上的中锋，他们的核心看起来就像季后赛球队，尽管四场比赛是一个很荒谬的小样本，但是他们为啥能输给像国王这样的球队，还是在主场输球？
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