【键盘侠】湖人险胜独行侠赛后|湖人只适合打3.5节比赛？
[Post-Game Thread] The Los Angeles Lakers (3-5) defeat the Dallas Mavericks (2-6) 114-113, behind LeBron's 29 points.
【赛后帖】洛杉矶湖人（3胜5负）以114-113击败达拉斯独行侠（2胜6负），詹姆斯29分5篮板6助攻3抢断。
库兹马18分8篮板3助攻，麦基16分15篮板5封盖，英格拉姆17分3篮板，鲍尔12分4篮板7助攻，波普9分2抢断；马修斯21分2抢断，巴恩斯19分4篮板，小乔丹10分12篮板，东契奇14分5篮板7助攻，巴里亚15分10助攻，鲍威尔12分8篮板。
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[–]kakaocomeback 413 points 2 hours ago
no one won this game
这场比赛没有胜者。
[–]Lakers itallmakescentsnow 136 points 2 hours ago
We didn't deserve that one...lol
湖人球迷：我们不配这场胜利……哈哈哈
[–][DAL] Yi Jianlian jackmakesblackjacks 86 points 2 hours ago
Well we didn't either
易建联球迷：行吧，我们也不配。
[–][LAL] Kobe Bryant JackDragon 36 points 2 hours ago
I'm just going to pretend that after I watched Derrick Rose, I turned off the TV.
科比球迷：我就当是看了德里克-罗斯的表演之后，关了电视。
[–]sourcreamonionchipz 19 points 2 hours ago
Yeah you did. You were the better the team the majority of the game Dallas never had a lead. Just took the pedal off the gas at the end.
湖人配得上胜利啊。你们在比赛的大部分时间都表现更好，达拉斯都没领先过，他们就是最后时刻加油门发力了。
[–]Lakers itallmakescentsnow 29 points 2 hours ago
Lakers and closing games. -__-
湖人球迷：比赛最后阶段的我湖……
[–]Celtics flintmichigantropics 30 points 2 hours ago
Wes Matthews lost it though
凯尔特人球迷：是韦斯利-马修斯丢了比赛啊。
[–]Spurs Le-Padre 21 points 2 hours ago
no one won this game
I don't know if you watched the game or just watched the score.. but the Lakers actually dominated the WHOLE game, Mavs never even had a lead.. But as usual, Lakers broke down in the 4th when LeBron got gassed. It was a shitty meltdown, and that's basically the summary of the Lakers this season. They could have been 7-0 right now, if only they didn't fuck up the entire 4th Q each and every game.
Luke's 4th Q rotation is horrible as well. It's really bad lol
马刺球迷：“这场比赛没有胜者。”我不知道你们看没看比赛，或者只是看了比分……不过湖人真的是全场都占有统治力，独行侠从未领先……可是和往常一样，湖人在第四节崩盘，勒布朗隐身。这真的是狗屎一样地掉链子，基本就是湖人本赛季的缩影了。湖人本来到现在可以7胜0负的，前提是他们每场比赛都别在第四节嗝屁。
沃顿在第四节的排兵布阵也是差的不行，真的很烂，啊哈哈哈。
[–][LAL] Nick Van Exel jaydilla211 163 points 2 hours ago
Score 38 points in the first, give up 38 points in the second. Story of our fucking team
湖人球迷：第一节先拿38分，然后再送38分。这球队的剧情真尼玛够了。
[–]Lakers JodellFlackhamJr 110 points 2 hours ago
Let us never speak of this game again
湖人球迷：别再提这场比赛了。
[–]Lakers DeadToWrites 113 points 2 hours ago
Christ we almost choked that away...
湖人球迷：上帝都差点气死了……
[–]NBA kibretw 21 points 2 hours ago
4th quarter woes.
第四节苦难啊。
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[–]Lakers Doctor_Moose_ 96 points 2 hours ago
WHY CAN'T WE MAKE FREE THROWS IN THE CLUTCH?!
湖人球迷：为毛我们在关键时刻的罚球就这么软。
[–]Raptors YaBoiWhit 12 points 2 hours ago
That team sucks at making FTs overall though...
猛龙球迷：湖人这队整体罚球都不行。
[–][LAL] Didier Ilunga-Mbenga honditar 13 points 2 hours ago
I always took good FT shooting for granted tbh. Having pretty much a surefire 2 points with Kobe at the line at the end of a game will spoil you
湖人球迷：我一直都觉得罚球好是应该的。原来科比在的时候，他在比赛最后时刻上罚球线拿2分是板上钉钉的事，现在看来是他把我们惯坏了。
[–]Pacers kajarann 39 points 2 hours ago
nice foul lmao
步行者球迷：最后那犯规真的感人，哈哈哈
[–]Heat Number333 225 points 2 hours ago
If Bron had missed the 2nd free throw...
热火球迷：要是勒布朗最后第二罚丢了呢……
[–]NBA 90thMinute 25 points 2 hours ago
This sub woulda loved it god damn
那这个专区怕是要炸锅了
[–]Lakers Jayveesac 35 points 2 hours ago
Kuz and Bron were each 1/2. They make that this game's over ... but of course they have to make every Lakers fan piss on their shorts
湖人球迷：库兹马和勒布朗都是2中1.他俩终结了这场比赛……不过话说回来了，他们让每个湖人球迷都吓尿了。
[–]Lakers rawchess 22 points 2 hours ago
TFW DeAndre fucking Jordan is a better FT shooter than your entire team
Feels Lakers Man
湖人球迷：现在感觉连特么小乔丹的罚球都比这整支球队要好。要点脸啊，我湖的老哥们。
[–][LAL] Kobe Bryant DaHagerBomb 25 points 2 hours ago
Every single player on this team does not know how to play after 5 minutes left in the 4th and it is so fucking infuriating. When LeBron missed that free throw I could only laugh
科比球迷：现在这支湖人的每个人到了比赛第四节的最后5分钟，都不知道该怎么打了，真特么火大。勒布朗罚丢那个球的时候，我唯有报以呵呵。
[–]yoyowatup 13 points 2 hours ago
I mean lebron last year was the best player in the league in the Fourth and the cavs dominated close games. The young guys have to continue to move and not ball watch. Also don’t run Brandon Ingram ISO’s.
我觉得吧。勒布朗上赛季是联盟里第四节表现最好的球员，骑士才能终结比赛。现在这帮湖人的年轻人要动起来，别光顾着看啊。还有，别让英格拉姆逞强单干了。
[–]Lakers broad_h2o 32 points 2 hours ago
Well that was an embarrassing last few minutes
湖人球迷：最后几分钟真是尴尬。
[–][LAL] Kobe Bryant Tommy_ThickDick 34 points 2 hours ago
That was ugly as fuck
科比球迷：那是真鸡儿丑陋啊。
[–]Lakers theabdi 4 points 2 hours ago
Kobe's disgusted by this
湖人球迷：科比都被恶心到了。
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[–]Celtics Brad-Stevens 53 points 2 hours ago
Wes wyd
凯尔特人球迷：马修斯那是在干啥。
[–]Lakers NeverBeenStung 17 points 2 hours ago
Seriously what the fuck was that
湖人球迷：讲真，他特么那犯规是在搞啥呢
[–]Kings SacramentoBrowns 49 points 2 hours ago
who forgot to tell matthews that the mavs arent tanking this year?
国王球迷：是不是有人没跟马修斯说，独行侠这个赛季没打算摆烂呢？
[–]Warriors changmas 83 points 2 hours ago
Wes Matthews is an idiot
勇士球迷：韦斯利-马修斯真是个蠢货。
[–]Raptors AccountSave 29 points 2 hours ago
It looked like he thought they had a foul to give.
猛龙球迷：感觉他以为湖人那个时候还没到犯满罚球的时候。
[–]Warriors changmas 53 points 2 hours ago
Wes “JR Smith” Matthews then
勇士球迷：韦斯利-JR史密斯-马修斯。
[–]Mavericks Saucing 21 points 2 hours ago
Nah Lakers were in the bonus with like 5 min left in the 4th. Really no excuses for him here
独行侠球迷：没有，湖人在第四节还有5分钟的时候就已经可以犯满罚球了，马修斯真是没借口可找。
[–]Mavericks k2abal 73 points 2 hours ago
This is what happens when your 2 ball handlers are a rookie and a second year player. It's the same every game, go down double digits in the first, come back and make it a close game and then turn the ball over until we are down double digits again. Repeat that process. We just can't put a complete game together.
Also really disappointed with DJ tonight, 6 turnovers and he caused some more. On the other side Wes played really well tonight. He made the comeback with the bench and really showed leadership with constantly pushing the pace on breaks and out of bounds plays. Oh and then threw away the game
独行侠球迷：当你队里的两个主控分别是一个菜鸟和一个2年级秀的时候，比赛就是这个样子的。每场比赛的进程都一样，先是落后两位数，追回来比分接近，然后送出球权再度被拉大到两位数差距。一直重复这个节奏。我们就没法好好打完一整场。
同样地，我对小乔丹今晚的表现非常失望，6个失误啊，还有不少失误因他而起。另一方面呢，马修斯今晚的表现真的不错的，他带领板凳球员反扑，一直推进球队的反击，真的展现了自己的领导力。哦，然后他就葬送了比赛。
[–]fabosexy 44 points 2 hours ago
Oh and then threw away the game
lmao
“哦，然后他就葬送了比赛。”
你怕是要笑死老子。
[–]Knicks Tankwagonzetiano 12 points 2 hours ago
Dang, Luka did a great job salvaging his statline in the 4th
尼克斯球迷：咣，东契奇靠第四季拯救了他的数据栏啊。
[–]LogenMNE 52 points 2 hours ago
Doncic showing that he can ball after a rough first half.. Amazing potential
东契奇证明了自己上半场表现挣扎后依然能打，天赋惊人啊。
[–]poopfeast180 15 points 2 hours ago
Doncic is good.
Rondo is horrible again.
Lakers dont know how to execute.
东契奇是不错的。
隆多又水了。
湖人最后都不知道怎么进攻了。
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[–]Lakers darklord0530 11 points 2 hours ago
Saw a scary movie today in celebration of Halloween, it was called Lakers vs Mavericks
湖人球迷：我今儿这是看了一部恐怖片来庆祝万圣节啊，名字叫做《湖人vs独行侠》。
[–]Lakers doesntmatterdude 16 points 2 hours ago
Every game so far, the Lakers make sure to stress out Lakers fans. It's bad for our health this season
湖人球迷：目前为止的每一场比赛，湖人都有办法让湖蜜心跳不稳。看来这个赛季我们的健康要成问题了。
[–]Velo_cityy 29 points 2 hours ago
we’re so bad at closing games
咱们终结比赛的能力太差了。
[–]Lakers abdulwilliamsofvivid 10 points 2 hours ago
If the Mavs had put the offense in the hands of Luka from the start, we probably would have lost. So many Mavs wasted possessions with Wes and DSJ doing fuck all.
Thank you, Rick. Thank you, Wes.
湖人球迷：要是独行侠从一开始就把球队的进攻交给东契奇来梳理的话，我们也许已经输了。他们有太多的进攻回合是被马修斯和丹尼斯-史密斯给特么浪没的。
谢谢你，卡莱尔。谢谢你，马修斯。
[–]Lakers EvenGandhiHatesLVG 30 points 2 hours ago
Jesus we’re pathetic
湖人球迷：老天呐，我们真可怜。
[–][LAL] Adam Morrison alec613 14 points 2 hours ago
Lakers look like contenders for 3.5 quarters
湖人球迷：我湖只打3.5节比赛的话还有蛮有竞争力的。
[–]Lakers Palifaith 35 points 3 hours ago*
Thank god Doncic was so star struck he forgot he was a professional basketball player for the first 3 quarters. LeBron almost choking the game away again from the line sigh..
湖人球迷：谢天谢地啊，东契奇一开始光顾着追星了吧，他前三节就忘了自己还是个职业球员。勒布朗差点就在罚球线上再度葬送比赛了，哎……
[–][BKN] Drazen Petrovic npvuvuzela 39 points 3 hours ago
uh so did Ingram and Kuzma
篮网球迷：呃，还有英格兰姆和库兹马。
[–]yoyowatup 16 points 3 hours ago
He won y’all the damn game. Shut the fuck up. He had an amazing game and won it with a free throw and all you guys do is complain.
他帮你们赢了比赛啊。闭上那臭嘴。他这场打得很好的，靠罚球拿下了比赛，你们就只会抱怨。
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