【键盘侠】湖人胜开拓者老詹超大帅|“詹姆斯状态下滑”日常打脸
[Post Game Thread] The Los Angeles Lakers (8-6) defeat the Portland Trailblazers (10-4), 126-117 as LeBron James surpasses Wilt Chamberlain for fifth on the all time scoring list.
【赛后帖】洛杉矶湖人（8胜6负）以126-117战胜波特兰开拓者，詹姆斯常规赛生涯总得分超越张伯伦升至历史第五位。
詹姆斯44分10篮板9助攻，麦基20分4篮板，英格拉姆17分4助攻，鲍尔11分6篮板3助攻，库兹马7分5篮板，波普13分4篮板，哈特6分5篮板；利拉德31分8篮板11助攻，麦科勒姆23分4助攻2抢断，阿米奴18分5篮板3封盖，努尔基奇21分14篮板4封盖，莱曼6分4篮板，特纳6分7篮板6助攻。
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[–]Lakers Palifaith 985 points 5 hours ago
Great free throw shooting and no unncessary late game drama. Is this real life ?!
湖人球迷：罚球这么好，又没有那些没必要的最后时刻掉链子。这真是我湖吗？！！
[–]Lakers EvenGandhiHatesLVG 339 points 5 hours ago
Bron missed first 2 then didn’t miss again
湖人球迷：乐邦罚丢了头两个，然后就没丢了。
[–]Nuggets SonConsinoBlue 138 points 5 hours ago
Those 2 were reaaally bad, 13 straight after that was surprising
掘金球迷：那两球罚的是真菜，不过那后面的连进13个很意外。
[–]Lakers Sweaty_LeBron 14 points 5 hours ago
Much quicker release, he needs to keep that but he tweaks his technique too damn much
湖人球迷：出手快多了，他要保持这种罚球节奏。不过他这个赛季技巧的调整太特么多了啊。
[–]Lakers c_double_u 111 points 5 hours ago
We were up 13 with 3 minutes and I was still preparing for a heart attack.
湖人球迷：咱们最后3分钟领先13分，但是我还是准备好了速效救心丸。
[–][LAL] Shannon Brown Menster69 10 points 5 hours ago
Not gonna lie, I was still nervous within the last 4 minutes of the 4th
湖人球迷：有一说一啊，第四节最后四分钟的比赛我还是慌。
[–]Warriors skorpian11_mineZ 195 points 5 hours ago
I feel like the trailblazers are gonna be the new raptors for Lebron.
勇士球迷：我感觉开拓者这是要成为勒布朗在西部的猛龙啊。
[–]Lakers Sweaty_LeBron 60 points 5 hours ago
Portland getting the full toronto raptors experience, also
4-0 IN TYSON CHANDLER ERA LETS GO
湖人球迷：开拓者也体验了一把猛龙的感觉。
泰森-钱德勒时代，我湖4胜0负，加油！
[–]Lakers MFBOOOOM 158 points 5 hours ago
I am on board with this
湖人球迷：这个我同意。
[–]WildYams 64 points 4 hours ago
Let's be real, the Blazers have been to the Lakers what the Raptors have been to LeBron for literally decades. Just look at the last 5 times the teams have met in the playoffs. I mean the Lakers eliminated the Blazers in 1997, 1998, 2000, 2001, 2002. The only reason the Blazers weren't eliminated by the Lakers in 1999 is because the teams didn't meet in the playoffs, and the teams haven't met in the playoffs since 2002.
实事求是的说吧，开拓者这十几年之于湖人真就是猛龙之于勒布朗的存在。看看两队之前五次在季后赛交手就知道了，湖人在1997年、98年、2000年、2001年和2002年都淘汰了开拓者，开拓者之所以没有在1999赛季被湖人淘汰，那是他们当年没有碰到湖人。而且两队自从2002年之后就再也没有在季后赛中相遇了。
[–]Trail Blazers matrixreloaded 62 points 4 hours ago
yeah... Kobe was to us what Bron was to the Raptors.
however we did take back some pride the past few years with that streak.
开拓者球迷：是啊……科比之于我们就是勒布朗之于猛龙。
可是，我们这几个赛季也是用一波对你们的连胜挽回了一些尊严的。
[–]Lakers pm_your_tatas_please 34 points 4 hours ago
Man, I am so glad that streak is over. I've dreaded games vs Portland basically ever since Lillard was drafted.
湖人球迷：老哥，真高兴你们这波连胜终止了。自打你们选中利拉德之后，几乎每次打开拓者我都害怕。
[–]Lakers NarstyHobbitses 66 points 5 hours ago
They still looked scared as fuck the last 2 minutes.
With Lillard in Staples I don't blame them one bit.
湖人球迷：我湖在最后两分钟还是怕的一逼啊。
不过毕竟是利拉德在斯台普斯，我一点也不怪湖人队员们。
[–]Lakers toomanypumpfakes 47 points 4 hours ago
Everyone was playing "give the ball to LeBron" because no one else wanted the ball. Except maybe Ingram.
湖人球迷：每个湖人队员都按照“把球给詹姆斯”的方式打，因为他们不想要球啊。或许除了英格拉姆。
[–][LAL] Jerry West blancs50 27 points 5 hours ago
Nice having KCP back in form. We really need his 3 ball & strong defense next to rondo.
湖人球迷：波普这场状态回来了，真好。我们真的需要他的3分和在隆多身边的强力防守。
[–]unklebuckets 6 points 5 hours ago
This is the first Laker game I’ve watched and not suffered a nose bleed.
这是我第一次看完湖人比赛还没流鼻血的。
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[–][LAL] Kobe Bryant killerknives 550 points 5 hours ago
Lebron with five minutes to go: “ay can I get just one more assist?”
Rest of the Lakers: “nah”
科比球迷：比赛还剩五分钟的时候勒布朗发话：“哎，我能再拿一个助攻吗？”
其他湖人队员：“不行”
[–]Cavaliers whynuttzy 249 points 4 hours ago
Looking at you ingram
骑士球迷：说你呢英格拉姆。
[–]Heat Number333 376 points 5 hours ago
44 points, 10 rebounds, 9 assists, 3 blocks, and 1 steal.
Lakers riding a 4-game winning streak. Seems things are gonna end up working out.
热火球迷：44分10篮板9助攻3帽1断。
湖人这都4连胜了啊，看来他们找到感觉了。
[–]Rockets Whydidideletemyaccou 20 points 5 hours ago
Don't look now but the Lakers have the Magic, Heat, and Cavs next. They might go on a 7 game win streak boys.
火箭球迷：别光看现在啊，湖人接下的对手可是魔术、热火和骑士。或许能来波7连胜啊。
[–]Lakers PAO_RT_IN_THE_KISSER 188 points 5 hours ago
Damnit Ingram! That was such an awful shot to deny LBJ the triple double
湖人球迷：英格拉姆真是哔了狗。那个投篮烂得不行啊，就这么毁了老詹的三双。
[–][LAL] Lonzo Ball SDF05 60 points 5 hours ago
The worst part is that it was an airball. SMH
鲍尔球迷：最难过的是，那还是个三不沾。咦
[–]Lakers frehdeee 56 points 4 hours ago
Should’ve passed it to Hart
湖人球迷：应该传给哈特的。
[–][LAL] Brandon Ingram alozz 132 points 4 hours ago
It requires a special kind of talent to blue ball an entire arena
英格拉姆球迷：像老詹这样把全场观众的胃口吊足然后再让他们期望落空，这也是需要特殊天赋的。
[–]Lakers keyvaniath 135 points 5 hours ago
End of third quarter: "He needs one of each, I bet he can do it" When talking about Lebrons date with ms.Tripdub
he did not do it
BIGGEST BLUE BALLS EVER
湖人球迷：第三节结束的时候：“他每项数据都加1就能三双了，我赌他能三双。”
但是他没做到。
真的是吊足了胃口。
[–]rasty993 54 points 5 hours ago
Well he tried but non of them take the shot
好吧，他尽力了，只是队友都不投篮啊。
[–]Lakers KingDavid920 20 points 5 hours ago
I was so pissed when Lonzo wouldn't shoot.
湖人球迷：鲍尔不肯出手真的是把我惹毛了。
[–]Lakers Trumppered 37 points 5 hours ago
Fam. The man just passed WILT CHAMBERLAIN.
Motherfuck a triple double.
湖人球迷：老铁，老汉可是刚超越了张伯伦啊。
管他娘的三双啊。
[–]Cavaliers ButtLickinBadBoy 35 points 5 hours ago
Standard from LeBron, the amount of triple doubles he has missed out on by 1 rebound or assist just makes me sad.
骑士球迷：这是标准的詹姆斯数据，他的那些就因为差1个篮板或助攻而错过的三双数量真让我难过。
[–]HoodedNinj4 37 points 4 hours ago
74 triple doubles, 23 double doubles with 9 assists, 20 double doubles with 9 rebounds.
74次三双，23次9个助攻的两双，20次9个篮板的两双。
[–][LAL] Sasha Vujacic PairedFoot08 437 points 5 hours ago
love that ref for making LeBron mad with the incorrect travel call
武贾西奇球迷：那个裁判对老詹走步的错误判罚让他动怒了，干得漂亮裁判！
[–]Trail Blazers ajmcgill 175 points 5 hours ago
I knew at that point that things were gonna get rough lol
开拓者球迷：我当时就知道这种判罚会让局面复杂化，啊哈哈哈
[–]Lakers dpete88 4 points 4 hours ago
That was the turning point in the game for sure
湖人球迷：那次判罚肯定是比赛的转折点了。
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[–][LAL] Kobe Bryant misterplinkett 194 points 5 hours ago
LeBrOn IsN’t ThE bEsT PlAyEr iN tHe LeAgUe
科比球迷：“勒布朗不是联盟最佳球员”
[–]Thunder _Iroha 26 points 5 hours ago
Heh not even a triple double and you guys call this guy the best player in the world?
雷霆球迷：嘿，他都没拿到三双呢，你们这就说他是世界最佳？（狗头）
[–]Awesome_Orange 179 points 5 hours ago
LeBron "I'm not a scorer" James scores 44 points and passes Wilt for 5th all-time scoring
勒布朗-我不是得分手-詹姆斯得到44分，超越张伯伦升至常规赛历史得分榜第五。
[–]Lakers Mocha_Delicious 57 points 5 hours ago
13-19 shooting too
湖人球迷：而且还是19中13.
[–]Pacers CurtisBlaydes 674 points 5 hours ago
Lebron's decline has been greatly exaggerated... again.
步行者球迷：说什么勒布朗状态下滑，这真的是严重夸大了……又一次。
[–][DET] Andre Drummond zemergency 59 points 5 hours ago
every year man. you'd think we'd learn
活塞球迷：年年如此了，老哥。你怕不是以为我们会觉得脸疼吧。
[–][MIA] LeBron James yaboybaconandlettuce 28 points 5 hours ago
at some point he literally has to decline but like damn.. I just don't see it yet and he's fucking 34
热火球迷：到了职业生涯的某个地步他真避免不了下滑，可是我擦啊……我就是看不到啊，而且他尼玛都34了。
[–]AggravatingReturn 15 points 5 hours ago
When Lebron James Jr arrives he will decline
老汉的儿子进入联盟之后，他才会下滑。
[–]Lakers OnlyinVegas 577 points 5 hours ago
Once again people mistake LeCoast for LeDecline
湖人球迷：大家又一次把划水詹当做下滑詹。
[–]Jazz tits_me_how 174 points 5 hours ago
Laker fans were probably not used to Bron coasting in the earlier parts of the season but he needs that to conserve hiw powers for the Playoffs.
爵士球迷：湖蜜之前或许还没习惯詹姆斯在赛季初期的划水，但是他需要那么做，从而为季后赛留力。
[–][LAL] Lonzo Ball CoolScales 141 points 5 hours ago
There’s a lot of fans around the league who seem to be hoping he’s going through a decline now that he’s on the lakers too tho.
I’ll also say, he really is coasting. This was one of those games where he played a lot, but most games he doesn’t go this hard. He tends to give it to the young guys instead of taking over early in the game. I think he was chasing legacy tonight
鲍尔球迷：貌似联盟里有很多球迷希望看到他的下滑啊，毕竟他现在来了湖人。
我还是要说，他现在真是在划水。这场比赛他的确打得很好，但是大多数比赛他都没出全力。他在比赛开局更喜欢让年轻人发挥，而不是自己当主角。我觉得他今晚是为了追赶前辈。
[–]Jazz tits_me_how 79 points 5 hours ago
Definitely chased legacy tonight. I have no problems actually with LeCoast if that gives him longevity for the next couple of years.
爵士球迷：今晚绝对是追赶前辈。如果划水能让詹姆斯在接下来几年继续这么猛的话，那我倒是完全没意见。
[–]Raptors b0redn0rd 66 points 5 hours ago
The difference between current and younger Lebron is he can't do it for 60-70 games. Or maybe he can, he's just saving gas for the playoffs.
猛龙球迷：年轻的詹姆斯和现在的老汉的区别在于，他现在没法六七十场比赛都这么猛了。或者说他可以，只是他要蓄力季后赛。
[–][LAL] Jerry West blancs50 68 points 5 hours ago
Younger LeBron never averaged 44/10/9 in 60-70 games.
湖人球迷：年轻的勒布朗也没法六七十场下来场均44+10+9啊。
[–]Raptors b0redn0rd 21 points 5 hours ago
No but you could see Lebron taking over games with great efficiency or locking in on defense.
LeCoast is when he doesn't play defense and picks his moments to intervene on offense.
猛龙球迷：是不行，但是他那会儿可以高效地接管比赛，或者是全力防守。
而划水詹不怎么防守，进攻时也是有选择性地参与。
[–]Warriors GucciGaropp 83 points 5 hours ago
It still feels weird seeing all the Lakers fans praising LeBron lol.
勇士球迷：看到全体湖蜜这么吹老詹还是感觉很奇怪的，哈哈哈
[–]Lakers politisaurus_rex 122 points 5 hours ago
You think that’s weird? Just wait until we’re praising KD next year :p
湖人球迷：你觉得奇怪吗？那就等着我们明年吹杜兰特吧，哈哈哈
[–]Lakers PomIranian 32 points 5 hours ago
The thought of having to root for KD makes me want to throw up but no doubt I still want him here lmao
湖人球迷：想到我们要支持杜兰特了就让我作呕，可是我还是想他来湖人，哈哈哈哈
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[–]Lakers TetsuoS2 533 points 5 hours ago
It's been a long time since a Lakers' star shat on the Blazers.
湖人球迷：咱们有段日子没有看到自家球星对开拓者大杀四方了。
[–]Lakers pettypaybacksp 131 points 5 hours ago
Miss you kob
湖人球迷：想你了，科比
[–]Lakers Yung_Sandwich 160 points 5 hours ago
Feels good. I love when we play the Blazers Dame and CJ always look so good roasting us. Not tonight, bitches!
湖人球迷：感觉很爽啊。每当我们打开拓者的时候，总是会被利拉德和麦科勒姆教做人。但不是今晚，小婊砸们！
[–]Lakers VforVilliam 29 points 5 hours ago
The Blazers are 10-4 and we've handed them 2 of their 4 losses. Knowing how good of a team the Blazers are makes these wins so much sweeter.
湖人球迷：开拓者现在10胜4负，其中有两场失利是我们给的。再想到开拓者是这么地优秀，这就让这两场胜利更爽了。
[–][LAL] Nick Van Exel jaydilla211 171 points 5 hours ago
Portland is 9-2 against teams that aren't the Los Angeles Lakers.
湖人球迷：开拓者面对湖人之外的球队的战绩是9胜2负。
[–]Lakers HighlyBaked0 56 points 5 hours ago*
They could be 9-3 if Nik didn't have the game of his life in that first matchup
湖人球迷：要不是斯陶斯卡斯第一场比赛打出生涯最佳表现，他们应该是9胜3负了。
[–]Lakers MazKhan 41 points 5 hours ago
you mean 9-1 right? since theyd have lost 3 to the lakers
湖人球迷：你是说9胜1负吧？因为那样的话，他们就输给我湖三场了啊。
[–]Lakers HighlyBaked0 58 points 5 hours ago
Oh yeah sorry im retarded
湖人球迷：没错，我是个智障。
[–]Trail Blazers shocklancePDX 144 points 5 hours ago
A LeBron "fuck you" game. What can you do against that? It's like dealing with Kobe or MJ, again.
So fucking glad I don't have to see this team again until April.
3 games versus the Lakers in the first 15? NBA needs to make their scheduling more balanced.
开拓者球迷：这是一场勒布朗“干死你”的比赛。我们还能怎么办呢？这就像是和科比或者乔丹打啊。
所以在明年四月之前，我们再也不用碰到这个队了，真他妈开心。
赛季前15场比赛里有三场是对阵湖人？联盟需要平衡他们的赛事安排了。
[–]Trail Blazers shocklancePDX 22 points 4 hours ago
Well, if it happens, I'd rather lose to LeBron than the Warriors, again. :/
开拓者球迷：行吧，输给勒布朗总比输给勇士好。
[–][POR] Damian Lillard Familyguy35 268 points 5 hours ago
One of those I'm fucking lebron James and I want to win this shit games. Lakers looking good. Our defense was MIA after the first.
利拉德球迷：这又是一场“我特么是勒布朗-詹姆斯，我要赢球”的比赛。湖人很厉害啊，不过我们第一节的防守很不错。
[–]Lakers jetlifevic 65 points 5 hours ago
When I saw how many y'all put up in the first I thought it was gonna be a looong game
湖人球迷：我看到你们第一节就那么拼的时候，就知道这场比赛有的打。
[–]Lakers NarstyHobbitses 59 points 5 hours ago
Which is a relief because Dame is always on a mission against us. Still have PTSD from him bombing 3s at the Lakers logo last season.
湖人球迷：这场比赛也算是松了一口气了，因为利拉德打我们总是带着任务啊。他上赛季的那些杀人三分至今让我有创伤后精神紧张性障碍。
[–][POR] Damian Lillard Familyguy35 36 points 5 hours ago
I thought he would do something similar today but he's shot wasn't going. I thought Ball played good annoying defense that bothered him all night
利拉德球迷：我还以为他今晚又要暴走呢，但是他的投篮没跟上。我觉得是鲍尔的出色防守整晚都牵制了他。
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