【键盘侠】勇士胜开拓者结束四连败|库里献祭保时捷求胜
[Post Game Thread] The Golden State Warriors (13-7) end the losing streak as they defeat the Portland Trailblazers (12-7), 125-97.
【赛后帖】金州勇士（13胜7负）以125-97击败波特兰开拓者（12胜7负）终结连败。
杜兰特32分8板7助2断3帽、库克19分5板、克莱31分8板2断、利文斯顿11分2板3助2断；利拉德23分8助、麦科勒姆19分5助、努尔基奇22分8板、阿米奴12分7板。
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[–]Definitely-not-KD-35 483 points 3 hours ago
WARRIORS ARE 1-0 SINCE CURRY CRASHED HIS PORSCHE
自从库里撞了他的保时捷之后，勇士已经1胜0负。
[–]Warriors Tonmber1 54 points 4 hours ago
Dubs 1-0 since Curry almost died
勇士球迷：自从库里险些丧生之后，勇士1胜0负。
[–][GSW] Stephen Curry paranoideo 34 points 4 hours ago
Dude...
库里球迷：老哥你……
[–]AggravatingReturn 144 points 3 hours ago
Kerr: Curry, you gotta crash the Porsche again
Curry: ...the fuck?
科尔：库里，你得再撞一次保时捷
库里：……我尼玛？
[–]Warriors Grafaap 86 points 3 hours ago
This might be the new toaster
勇士球迷：这保时捷或许是新的面包机了。（17年3月份，一名球迷在克莱-汤普森的签名活动上递给了他一个面包机。此后，勇士在赛季余下的比赛中取得了31胜2负的绝佳战绩，其中在总决赛第四场之前取得了15胜0负的历史第一季后赛战绩。）
[–]Warriors chaoism 57 points 3 hours ago
A very expensive one.....
勇士球迷：这面包机还真贵啊……
[–]Warriors Andy_TT 26 points 3 hours ago
who will be the first one to have his porsche signed up by curry?
勇士球迷：谁会成为第一个让库里给自己的保时捷签名的人呢？
[–]Bkap08 17 points 3 hours ago
If this means I have a Porsche then I’ll be tribute
如果这意味着我能拥有一辆保时捷的话，那我愿意进贡。
[–]Warriors porb121 33 points 3 hours ago
each season requires a more and more expensive sacrifice
next season draymond is gonna have to eject out of an F-22 to start a winstreak
勇士球迷：每个赛季咱们需要的献祭品都越来越贵了啊。
下赛季追梦怕是要从F22里掉出来才能开始一波连胜。
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[–]Lakers blaisec00 377 points 3 hours ago
Great now they're angry
湖人球迷：这下好了，把他们惹毛了。
[–]Warriors wafino1 114 points 3 hours ago
y'all awoken the beast
勇士球迷：你们把猛兽弄醒了。
[–]Lakers k4f123 5 points 3 hours ago
Imagine once Boogie is back
湖人球迷：等到考辛斯回来了……想象下吧
[–]Warriors Tragedy_Boner 65 points 3 hours ago
Kerr: “lets get all our regular season loses out of the way”
勇士球迷：科尔：“咱们常规赛别再输球了啊”
[–]NBA FookThaMaywetters 52 points 3 hours ago
More like, Kerr wised up and stop playing DJ
更像是科尔开窍了，不再让达米安-琼斯上场了。
[–]Warriors VampireBatman 24 points 3 hours ago
Kerr: Wait, DJ ISN'T DeAndre Jordan?!?!
勇士球迷：科尔：等等，DJ（达米安-琼斯）难道不是指德安德烈-乔丹吗？！
[–]Warriors paste_this 186 points 3 hours ago
Player of the game: Damian Jones
He played so bad that Kerr had to bench him & warriors started playing like themselves with him out
勇士球迷：比赛最佳球员：达米安-琼斯
他打得太烂了，以至于科尔不得不撤下他，勇士这才能打出自己的风格。
[–]Lakers _lives_matter 7 points 3 hours ago
The Carmelo Anthony of the Warriors
湖人球迷：这哥们儿就是勇士的安东尼啊。
[–]Warriors bilyl 8 points 3 hours ago
I don’t understand why the Dubs continue to develop this guy.
勇士球迷：我是在不明白为嘛勇士要一直培养他。
[–]Warriors paste_this 39 points 3 hours ago
his athleticism as a 7 foot center is unreal .. too bad his effort & Bbiq is shit
勇士球迷：他作为一个7尺高的中锋运动天赋还是很强的……只是不够努力，球商屎一样。
[–][GSW] Draymond Greenthe_dinks 32 points 3 hours ago
Damian Jones is trash. Should not be getting to start, lol.
格林球迷：达米安-琼斯就是垃圾，不能再让他首发了，哈哈哈
[–][GSW] Kevin Durant tropheez 38 points 4 hours ago
Damien Jones is legitimately awful. I hate that he starts for us and you can’t convince me he isn’t the worst center in the NBA
杜兰特球迷：达米安-琼斯是真的菜鸡。我讨厌他为我们首发，他就是NBA最水的中锋，反对无效！
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[–]Trail Blazers Dgeneratte 169 points 3 hours ago*
Every blazer fan crying about how nobody talks about us. This is on you. I just wanted to fly under the radar peacefully.
开拓者球迷：之前每个开拓者球迷都在哭诉说没人讨论我们。这不就来了吗。我想静静。
[–]Warriors CameronPlain 57 points 3 hours ago
Where's that dude that made the thread a few days ago? Since then the Blazers have lost two games by a combined score of about 60.
勇士球迷：那个几天前发帖的哥们儿去哪儿了？自那之后开拓者两场比赛输了大概60分。
[–]Trail Blazers Dgeneratte 41 points 3 hours ago
He is getting what he wanted. People are now going to talk about the blazers.
开拓者球迷：他得偿所愿了。大家现在开始谈论开拓者了。
[–]Celtics ReversalRivers 32 points 4 hours ago
You know it's bad when you lose to the Warriors
凯尔特人球迷：你懂得，输给勇士总是不好的。
[–]Spurs stud_macha 427 points 3 hours ago*
Imagine losing to the Warriors.
This comment was brought to you by the Texas Gang.
马刺球迷：居然输给了勇士……
这条评论是德克萨斯小团体给你的。
[–][HOU] Hakeem Olajuwon kyotofly 104 points 4 hours ago
Portland confirmed not Texas
奥拉朱旺球迷：波特兰毕竟不是德克萨斯啊。
[–]Warriors DRMonkeyKing 73 points 4 hours ago
Been asleep for 2 weeks, are the Warriors thriving under KD's leadership?
勇士球迷：咱们沉睡了2周，那现在勇士在杜兰特的领导下要起飞了吗？
[–]Bucks Narakrishna 9 points 4 hours ago
Klay coming back from trash mode to normal mode...
雄鹿球迷：克莱也从垃圾模式回到了正常模式……
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[–]Warriors HeWhoStaysAtX 61 points 4 hours ago
LET THIS BE A REMINDER! NO ONE BEATS THE GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS FIVE TIMES IN A ROW!
勇士球迷：都记住了！没人能让勇士遭遇五连败！
[–]Lakers Palifaith 46 points 4 hours ago
Can't decide whether the Cavs beating the Sixers on the road or this game is the bigger upset.
湖人球迷：到底是骑士客场击败76人算爆冷，还是这场比赛更冷呢，真不好说啊。
[–]Trail Blazers Dgeneratte 26 points 4 hours ago
Well this is really mean
开拓者球迷：哥们儿你真毒啊
[–]Kings SamuraiTak 65 points 3 hours ago
Weird seeing these bottom teams winning tonight
国王球迷：看着这些垫底球队今晚都赢了，真的奇怪
[–][BOS] James Young walterdog12 28 points 4 hours ago
And just like that... The Warriors with basically 2 players just beat the shit out of the current #1 team in the West...
凯尔特人球迷：正是如此……相当于只有两个球员的勇士把西部第一爆出翔了……
[–]Warriors JumbledFun 25 points 3 hours ago
Every dog gets the occasional bone
勇士球迷：谁还不吃顿饺子呢
[–]Trail Blazers Iillard 37 points 4 hours ago
Nothing happened in this game, move along.
开拓者球迷：这场比赛啥也没发生啊，向前看
[–]packers SB54champs 63 points 3 hours ago
Portland in playoffs mode already
步行者球迷：波特兰已经进入季后赛模式了
[–][GSW] Stephen Curry Kuroyukito 65 points 4 hours ago
6th seed Warriors upset 1st seed Trail Blazers
库里球迷：西部第六的勇士爆冷击败西部第一的开拓者
[–]76ers Lego22 299 points 4 hours ago
I think we can all agree it's great to see the long time suffering Warriors fans get a win, it's been a rough couple weeks but they toughed it out!
Such a great feel good story.
76人球迷：我觉得大家伙儿现在应该都能同意了，看着最近饱受折磨的勇士球迷得到一场胜利真好啊，这几周很难熬，但是他们挺过来了！
感觉不错啊
[–]Warriors vetmin 115 points 3 hours ago
Yea i was starting to think “this must be how magic fans feel, except like all the time”
勇士球迷：是啊，我一度想着“这一定就是魔术球迷平时的感受吧，只是他们长期如此”
[–]Warriors manisier 57 points 3 hours ago
Lol I blinked and they're below .500 again. It begins :(
勇士球迷：哈哈哈，我才眨眼，他们就胜率低于50%了。又开始了
[–]poopfeast180 67 points 4 hours ago
thank god they won. i was tired of all this kd bashing and jerking
谢天谢地，勇士终于赢了。我真受够了那些对杜兰特的抨击和玩笑。
[–]Timberwolves KaptainKoivu 41 points 3 hours ago
Yes. Thank goodness the KD bashing is finally over.
森林狼球迷：是啊，谢天谢地，针对杜兰特的会议总算是结束了。
[–]Warriors dimli 130 points 4 hours ago
The reports of the Warriors death are greatly exaggerated.
勇士球迷：那些说勇士已死的报道真的太夸张了。
[–]Warriors Majestic_Owl 63 points 4 hours ago
We've waited for so long. Glad us fans are able to feel what it's like to win.
勇士球迷：我们为了这场胜利等了好久啊。咱们球迷终于能体会赢球的感觉了，真棒
[–][GSW] Kevin Durant tropheez 22 points 4 hours ago
Shit this felt nice
杜兰特球迷：靠，这感觉真爽。
[–]Warriors o0DrWurm0o 14 points 3 hours ago
This post-game thread would have 10x more comments if we had lost
勇士球迷：要是我们输了的话，这个帖子的评论要翻10倍。
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