【键盘侠】绿军惨遭28分翻盘|少帅的指挥出现了问题？
[Post Game Thread] The Los Angeles Clippers (31-26) beat the @ Boston Celtics (35-21), 123 – 112
【赛后】快船123-112战胜凯尔特人，加里纳利19分，哈雷尔21分，沙梅特17分，塔图姆16分，马库斯-莫里斯15分，海沃德19分，欧文14分。
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[–]Clippersdoinnothin 714 points 7 hours ago
Landry Shamet is the fucking man.
快船球迷：兰德里-沙梅特真的无敌，强爆了！
[–]76ersSquidTwister 320 points 7 hours ago
Treat him well. I'll be rooting for him and y'all. Dude plays like a 8 year vet
76人球迷：善待他，我会一直支持他的，这家伙打得像一个8年的老将。
[–]Clippersdoinnothin 123 points 7 hours ago*
Same goes for Tobias and Boban.
I’ve adopted you guys as my eastern conference team. Seeing Tobias in big playoff games is going to be awesome.
Also - if you guys could take down the Raptors and get Kawhi to pack his bags as soon as possible that would be amazing.
快船球迷：请善待我们的哈里斯和博班哦。
我会将你们队视为我在东部的主队，看着我大哈里斯在季后赛大杀四方也挺好的。
同样——如果你们能把猛龙拉下马来并且让莱昂纳德离开那可太不可思议了。
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[–]NBAurfaselol 69 points 7 hours ago
not sure if I was seeing JJ Redick when he was running plays in the fourth. He and doc are a match made in heaven
第四节那个奔跑我一度以为是JJ-雷迪克啊，他和里弗斯真的是天作之合。
[–]CelticsConor27 644 points 7 hours ago
all my worst fears for this team have come true
凯尔特人球迷：我对这支球队最深的恐惧正在缓缓实现。
[–]Lakerscottagecheese24 391 points 7 hours ago
Im lovin' it.
湖人球迷：我爱这个。
[–]LakersAnnoyingtuga 179 points 7 hours ago
Im not, if the clippers dont lose games we are out of the playoffs :(
湖人球迷：我一点都不，如果快船没输比赛，我们就要在季后赛出局了。
[–]AggravatingReturn 86 points 7 hours ago
Yeah Lakers needed Boston to win this.
是的，湖人需要凯尔特人赢下这场比赛。
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[–]CelticsConor27 71 points 7 hours ago
yeah i didn't see them being the 67-win team that some thought. but i thought they could push for 60-ish.
Instead, Hayward has spent much, if not all, of the season lacking confidence/aggressiveness. brad's lack of experience with managing egos has definitely shown. there's too many hands to feed and it's hurt the offense and on top of it all, kyrie's free agency looms and he's saying weird shit.
凯尔特人球迷：是的，尽管我不觉得球队能拿到67胜，但是我觉得他们至少能往60胜这个方向推一推。
但是相反的，海沃德花费了太多去弥补他缺失的自信和侵略性，史蒂文斯缺乏经验以及调度方面的自以为是同样展露无疑，太多人上场会毁了球队进攻，欧文即将进入自由球员市场同样疑云密布。
[–]NBAYes-Im-A-Troll 231 points 7 hours ago
They deserve to get booed. And some
凯尔特人值得一些嘘声。
[–]CelticsMichelanvalo 53 points 7 hours ago
It was a completely pathetic offensive performance when Rozier and Smart were leading the offense. Ill-advised shots, bad passing, just completely awful all around.
凯尔特人球迷：当罗齐尔和斯马特运转进攻的时候，毫无疑问这进攻表现极度可悲，很多不理智的投篮、糟糕的传球，真的是全方位的难受啊。
[–]76ersDrSpaceman26 150 points 8 hours ago
Dear Clippers fans,
Please take good care of Shamet. I hope he does amazing for you
76人球迷：亲爱的快船粉丝
请照顾好沙梅特，我希望他能给你们带来惊喜。
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[–][BOS] Shaquille O'Nealgda19 383 points 8 hours ago
Embarrassing loss
凯尔特人球迷：令人沮丧的失败。
[–]Celticsward0630 156 points 7 hours ago
Worst loss of the Stevens era and i cant even think of another contender.
凯尔特人球迷：史蒂文斯时代最糟糕的胜利，我甚至不去想总冠军竞争了。
[–]76ersspecial9914 281 points 7 hours ago
50-point loss in the playoffs to the Cavs?
76人球迷：季后赛50分输给骑士难道不难过？
[–][BOS] Kyrie Irvingtherapdiablo 187 points 7 hours ago
At least they had fucking lebron
凯尔特人球迷：至少他们有神仙一样的勒布朗啊。
[–]76ersSquidTwister 277 points 7 hours ago
Yeah but the clippers have Shamet
76人球迷：是的，但是快船有沙梅特啊。
[–][BOS] Shaquille O'Nealgda19 283 points 8 hours ago
are we sure we arent tanking? that 10 point 3rd quarter jesus Christ
凯尔特人球迷：我们不是在摆烂嘛？第三节就拿10分我的老天。
[–]Watchadoinfoo 124 points 8 hours ago
Tanking for the 20th pick in the 2019 nba draft
摆烂用以获得2019年NBA选秀的第二十顺位。
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[–][BOS] Aron Baynesi_am_dead_inside_ 327 points 8 hours ago
Very conflicted right now: I want to punch out every window in my house, but at the same time I just want to close my eyes and leave this world.
凯尔特人球迷：我现在超级矛盾：我想把自己家房子的每一扇窗户打破，但是同时我想闭上眼睛离开这个世界。
[–]CelticsQuietLocksmith 152 points 8 hours ago
You can do both, after punching out every window you can close your eyes and jump out of one.
凯尔特人球迷：你可以两个都做，在打碎每一个窗户玻璃的同时闭上眼睛然后从一个窗户中跳出去。
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[–]TimberwolvesXANNIBAL_LECTER 231 points 8 hours ago
if im starting a team give me 15 guys like patrick Beverley
森林狼球迷：如果我开始建队，先给我来15个像贝弗利这样的人吧。
[–]MavericksVictorAkwaowo1 182 points 8 hours ago
Landry “4th quarter” Shamet is coming to terrorize this league
独行侠球迷：兰德里-末节之王-沙梅特即将席卷联盟。
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[–]Lakersloljonesgoat 393 points 8 hours ago
wtf i love the clippers now?
湖人球迷：我是该爱快船了嘛？
[–]NBAYes-Im-A-Troll 144 points 8 hours ago
The zubac effect
祖巴茨效应？
[–]Lakersgodfrey1 200 points 8 hours ago
do you love being in playoffs? for a team that is "not interested in going to playoffs after the trade deadline" Clippers are surely winning a lot
湖人球迷：你爱杀入季后赛嘛？对于一个“在交易截止日之后对季后赛根本没兴趣”的快船队现在反而赢得更多。
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[–]76erschoccychippancakes 201 points 8 hours ago
landry keeping that celtic hate in his blood forever. i am proud
76人球迷：沙梅特看来把憎恨凯尔特人的习惯融进了骨子里，我很自豪。
[–][BOS] James Youngwalterdog12 61 points 8 hours ago
Absolutely pathetic performance.
Even with Kyrie going out, there is no excuse out there to blow a 28 point lead at home against a team that just traded away their borderline All-Star caliber player, and Tobias Harris.
凯尔特人球迷：真是一场可悲的失利。
即使欧文出局，那也没有借口在领先28分的情况下在主场被逆转，而且这支球队刚刚交易走了球队的明星球员哈里斯呢。
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