【键盘侠】灰熊主场力克湖人|季后詹模式真的开启了吗
[Post Game Thread] The Memphis Grizzlies (24-38) defeat the Los Angeles Lakers (29-31), 110-105.
【赛后帖】孟菲斯灰熊（24胜38负）以110-105击败洛杉矶湖人（29胜31负）。
瓦兰丘纳斯20分13板2帽、布拉德利15分6板3助、康利30分2板5助、赖特9分6板4助、诺阿14分12板4助、拉布6分5板；詹姆斯24分12板11助3断、库兹马22分4板2助、麦基6分9板、英格拉姆32分6板4助、布洛克14分4助、波普2分3板2断、隆多2分4板。
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[–]Lakers Futtbucker612 2376 points 5 hours ago
Talk about injuries, talk about trade rumours, talk about coaching, but if you lose back to back games to an AD-less Pelicans and then the Grizzlies you deserve to miss the playoffs
湖人球迷：伤病说了，交易流言说了，连教练也说了，可要是你能背靠背输给没有戴维斯的鹈鹕和灰熊，那你活该进不了季后赛。
[–]Cavaliers leafieie 940 points 5 hours ago
This Grizzlies team lost to the Cavs lol.
骑士球迷：这个灰熊还输给了我骑，哈哈哈哈
[–]Lakers frehdeee 31 points 5 hours ago
We lost to a team that lost to the cavs. Oh yeah, and the cavs beat us at home. . .
湖人球迷：我们居然输给一支连骑士都输的球队。哦对了，骑士还在主场战胜过我们呢……
[–]sop1232 561 points 5 hours ago
and the Knicks
尼克斯也赢过你们
[–]Grizzlies 37sms 46 points 5 hours ago
and bulls the week before
灰熊球迷：还有一周前的公牛。
[–]Lakers c_double_u 514 points 5 hours ago
Imagine fighting for your playoff lives and losing to the Hawks, Pelicans (without AD), and Grizzlies within the last 4 games.
过去四场比赛输给老鹰、鹈鹕（没有戴维斯）和灰熊，这是一支想进季后赛的球队该做的事儿吗？！！
[–]zorkdepork 171 points 5 hours ago
Nice w over the rockets tho..
不过你们打火箭赢得很漂亮……
[–][SAC] De'Aaron Fox foxsleftear 1086 points 5 hours ago
THE LAKERS LET JOAKIM NOAH GO FOR 14/12/4/1 IN 2019
国王球迷：这都2019年了，湖人居然让诺阿拿到了14分12板4助1帽！！！！！
[–]Young Jebediah 86 points 5 hours ago
Nothing wrong with losing to mvp (candidate) joakim
败在MVP（候选人）诺阿手下不丢人。
[–]Celtics goofygoober2 81 points 5 hours ago
Noah looked really good today, maybe he got that birthday boost
凯尔特人球迷：诺阿今天真的强啊，或许是生日鼓舞吧
[–][CHI] Derrick Rose thatdude0125 63 points 6 hours ago
Played like it was 2013
公牛球迷：他今天打出了2013年的风采。
[–]Grizzlies horrornerd 57 points 5 hours ago
He's been great for the grizz.
灰熊球迷：他来我们队后打的都不错。
[–]DAE_will_smith 107 points 5 hours ago
he literally had a 20/10 night a game or so ago lol you tripping like Noah ain't god with a man bun
他大概前一场比赛还真拿到了20+10呢，哈哈哈哈，湖人还以为诺阿不得行
[–][DEN] Antonio McDyess TopographyDog 439 points 5 hours ago
Parsons played almost 19 minutes which is arguably worse lol
掘金球迷：比起让诺阿暴走，湖人更惨的是让帕森斯在场上打了19分钟，哈哈哈哈哈哈
[–]Lakers lakerswiz 413 points 5 hours ago
lmao not even his stats
just "lakers let parsons play 19 minutes"
湖人球迷：哈哈哈，都不用提他的数据。
光是“湖人让帕森斯打了19分钟”已经够丢人的了。
[–][BOS] Marcus Smart IdEgoLeBron 115 points 5 hours ago
That's more than he's played the rest of the season combined
凯尔特人球迷：这应该比帕森斯本赛季之前的出场时间加起来还多吧。
[–]Pelicans hak091 236 points 6 hours ago
LeBron left his man wide open and he hit the 3. That's all I got to say.
鹈鹕球迷：詹姆斯把自己的防守人漏了，然后人家一记三分穿心。我就说这些。
[–][PHI] Allen Iverson fatkev_42 189 points 6 hours ago
Then proceeded to pout about it all the way up the court
76人球迷：然后詹姆斯还一直甩脸子。
[–][PHI] James Nunnally dnzgn 50 points 6 hours ago
Bruno played 27 minutes.
76人球迷：连布鲁诺-卡波克洛（本赛季仅为灰熊出战14次，场均出场19.9分钟）都打了27分钟……
[–]Cavaliers LeKingofAkron 52 points 5 hours ago
Please put some respect on Brazilian KDs name
骑士球迷：请给巴西杜兰特一些尊重好嘛
[–]blancs50 117 points 5 hours ago
Their center rotation of JV & Noah put up 34p/25r. Thats fucking prime playoff shaq numbers. Magic doomed us when he traded Zubac, at least that dude gives a fuck & doesn't get winded after 5 minutes like our geriatric center line up.
灰熊的中锋组合合力砍下34分25板，这特么是季后赛巅峰大鲨鱼的数据啊。魔术师送走祖巴茨的时候我们就完犊子了，至少祖巴茨还能抗抗，不会像我们现在的老年内线一样打了五分钟就喘不过气了。
[–]Raptors RunicLordofMelons 36 points 6 hours ago
Shout-out my boy JV, broke the raptors curse and beat Lebron.
猛龙球迷：向瓦兰丘纳斯致敬，他打破了猛龙魔咒，击败了詹姆斯。
[–]Huskies RileyCola 19 points 6 hours ago
Lebron went to the west just to escape JV. Unfortunately JV followed him.
詹姆斯当初去西部就是为了躲开瓦兰丘纳斯，不幸的是，瓦兰跟过去了。
[–]TheSloppyBanker 49 points 5 hours ago
Spurs may have lost 7 of their last 8, but their last 2 wins have been against the Pelicans and Grizzlies. So that really is the determining factor here.
或许过去八场比赛马刺都输了7场，可他们最近的两场胜利都是打鹈鹕和灰熊啊。所以这才是真正的决定性因素。
[–]Lakers Klay420 105 points 5 hours ago
Fuck it lets just tank for Zion.
湖人球迷：管特么的，咱们为锡安摆烂呗。
[–][LAL] Magic Johnson washedrope5 32 points 5 hours ago
Wait, is that not what we've been doing?
湖人球迷：等等，咱们不是一直都这么做的吗？
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[–]Knicks igotkristaps 39 points 6 hours ago
Ingram, Kuzma, and Bullock balled out. How much help does Lebron need to beat Memphis?
尼克斯球迷：英格拉姆、库兹马和布洛克都打开了，詹姆斯到底需要多少帮手才能战胜灰熊？？
[–]Lakers Zarmc 132 points 5 hours ago
Ingram need some help
湖人球迷：是英格拉姆需要帮手。
[–]Lakers LeRedditBryant 31 points 5 hours ago
He's balling out which I'm happy about though. Kuzma is doing good too, but he has no Bball IQ on defense.
湖人球迷：莺歌打得这么好我还是很开心的。库兹马打得也好，不过他的防守球商为0.
[–]Pelicans Bobyus 11 points 5 hours ago
Well, turns out Ingram has more in common with KD than we thought.
He cant win with those cats
鹈鹕球迷：可以嘛，看来英格拉姆和杜兰特的共同点比我们想象得多啊。
他也没法和那帮阿猫阿狗一起赢球啊。
[–]Bored_doodles 46 points 6 hours ago
LBJ with that clutch af airball.
詹姆斯投了那个关键的三不沾……
[–]Lakers darklord0530 267 points 5 hours ago
LeBron is lucky BI couldn't trade him for AD
湖人球迷：勒布朗算是走运了，毕竟莺歌没有用他去换浓眉。
[–]Lakers 22LOVESBALL 43 points 5 hours ago
I'll take 34-year-old Kobe over 34-year-old Lebron, for reals.
湖人球迷：我觉得34岁的科比强于34岁的詹姆斯，我认真的。
[–]Lakers SchroodingersDawg 286 points 5 hours ago
In 2013 when we were a long shot to make the playoffs, I remember Kobe going off every fucking game and dragging our sorry asses to the playoffs.
At age 34 with some sus knees Kobe was out here posterizing two defenders at once, dunking on Josh Smith, burying 3 straight contested tripled against the Raptors to win the game, and hit both his free throws with a torn Achilles.
Now I’m watching LeBron pout up and down the court, not play a lick of defense, and get carried by Brandon Ingram for the first three quarters.
湖人球迷：2012/13赛季我们本来是没啥希望进季后赛的，我记得当时是科比特么的每场比赛CARRY，拖着我们那帮可怜虫进了季后赛。
34岁的年纪，拖着那么一双膝盖，科比还在场上隔扣过对方两个防守人，还迎着约什-史密斯颜扣，战胜猛龙的比赛中他连着投进三个高难度三分，而且还在跟腱撕裂的情况下命中了两记罚球。
现在呢，我看着詹姆斯在场上甩脸色，都没有任何防守，前面三节比赛还被英格拉姆带着打。
[–]Lakers Mastermind140 88 points 3 hours ago
Kobe’s season in 2012-13 just hit so much more differently looking back at it compared to LeBron and the Lakers at the moment
湖人球迷：回看当年，再看看现在的詹姆斯和这支湖人，科比当年那个赛季的成就要强太多了。
[–]Rockets MuddyWaterrs 30 points 3 hours ago
This team is prob more deep too
火箭球迷：也许现在这支湖人的阵容还更有深度。
[–]Lakers matticans7pointO 54 points 3 hours ago
This team is 100% more talented. That team had big names but they were either washed up or Injured.
湖人球迷：现在这支湖人肯定更有天赋啊。当年那支湖人是有大人物，不过他们要不就是过气了，要不就受伤。
[–]Thunder jmac_21 158 points 5 hours ago
Playoff Bron!
雷霆球迷：这就是季后詹！
[–]Lakers loggedintoupvotee 103 points 5 hours ago
2011 finals Bron!
湖人球迷：11年的总决詹！
[–]Pistons dboss77 330 points 5 hours ago
When LeBron said he was in playoffs mode...
Nobody knew he really meant 2011 finals mode
活塞球迷：之前詹姆斯说他要进入季后赛模式时……还真没人知道他其实说的是2011年的总决赛模式。
[–]Warriors TheSpaceCowboyx 45 points 5 hours ago
Holy fuck hahaha
勇士球迷：我了个去，哈哈哈哈
[–]Nuggets tybgif 535 points 5 hours ago
LETANK MODE ACTIVATED
掘金球迷：摆烂詹模式激活！
[–]Lakers SchroodingersDawg 144 points 5 hours ago*
Brandon Ingram was straight dad dicking the Grizzlies all game long. Kuzma had a nice offensive game too. But of course our veterans shit the bed and let our young guys down.
Blow the whole fucking team up. Keep Ingram/Kuz/Lonzo/Bullock. Ship LeBron to Philly for Simmons.
I’m sick of seeing some old ass fucks not try on defense and throw bricks up every possession down.
Edit: Let me be mad. We just lost to fucking Noah and Chandler Parsons.
湖人球迷：英格拉姆整场比赛都在像老子打儿子一样教训灰熊。库兹马这场比赛的进攻也很不错。可是呢，我们的老将们尿床了，辜负了这些年轻人。
把这支球队全特么毁了。留住英格拉姆、库兹马、鲍尔和布洛克吧，把詹姆斯送到费城去换来西蒙斯吧。
看着这帮糟老头子在场上不卖力防守，还不断打铁，我真的是受够了。
[–][BOS] Shaquille O'Neal gda19 51 points 4 hours ago
You guys should trade LeBron for AD. Imagine the aftermath
凯尔特人球迷：你们应该用詹姆斯换戴维斯啊。想想就刺激。
[–][PHI] Allen Iverson fatkev_42 294 points 6 hours ago
Lebron James is a poor man's Bruno Caboclo
76人球迷：站麦穗是穷人版的布鲁诺-卡波克洛。
[–][SAC] Vince Carter kid50cal 49 points 6 hours ago
Bruno ain't a meme no more.
国王球迷：布鲁诺-卡波克洛不再是我们的段子了。
[–]Grizzlies Surfjohn 50 points 5 hours ago
Yeah, Bruno played 27 minutes, defended LeBron for most of the 4Q and held his own. My man has arrived
灰熊球迷：没错，布鲁诺打了27分钟，第四节大部分时间都是他在防詹姆斯，而且还完成了自己的任务。这老弟进入状态了。
[–]Nets CuttingOnionsrn 40 points 6 hours ago
If Lebron misses the playoffs for the first time in 14 years, he's only got himself to blame
篮网球迷：如果詹姆斯14年来首次无缘季后赛，那只能怪他自己。
[–]Cavaliers campbellhw 87 points 6 hours ago
LA is wasting LeBron's prime, he needs to get out of there ASAP, such a toxic organization
骑士球迷：不是说“湖人在浪费詹姆斯的巅峰，他必须要尽早离开这么一支有毒的球队”吗？
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[–]76ers Zaxii 1327 points 6 hours ago
LMAO EVERYBODY GET IN HERE
76人球迷：哈哈哈哈哈哈，大家伙儿都来这儿集合咯
[–]Warriors rya11111 518 points 6 hours ago
r/nba is gonna have a field day here lmao
勇士球迷：今儿这是吧里的盛事啊，哈哈哈哈哈
[–]Grizzlies TheBenMan08 655 points 6 hours ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
edit: hahahahhahahahhahahaha
灰熊球迷：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
编辑：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
[–]Clippers HappyClippersFan 166 points 6 hours ago*
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
edit: hahahahahahahahahahahaha
快船球迷：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
编辑：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
[–]Trail Blazers upasaka_kolla 79 points 6 hours ago
lmfao what a timeline. Can't say I'm not enjoying this. The LA media machine dick sucking of Lakers has been insufferable.
ACTIVATED!
开拓者球迷：哈哈哈哈，这个时间点刚刚好。没法说我不享受啊。洛杉矶媒体一直跪舔湖人，早就不能忍了。模式激活！！！
[–]Warriors DougEECummings 70 points 6 hours ago
Joakim Noah sends his regards
勇士球迷：诺阿发来问候。
[–]West denali4eva 127 points 6 hours ago
A message to all tanking teams: if you have to win, at least win it against hated teams like the Lakers.
给所有那些摆烂的球队一个讯息：如果你们不得不赢球，那至少赢下像湖人这种遭人厌的球队。
[–][DAL] Dirk Nowitzki Mysteriagant 67 points 5 hours ago
I'm so fucking happy. LeBron lost to the fucking Grizzlies right after losing to an AD less Pelicans. This timeline is great
独行侠球迷：我太特么开心了。詹姆斯输给没有戴维斯的鹈鹕后又马上输给特么的灰熊，这时间点掐的好啊！！
[–][OKC] Russell Westbrook twoj04 65 points 5 hours ago
I'm here for the wild takes after this game
雷霆球迷：我就来看看赛后你们能说出啥过分的话。
[–]triple_cheese_burger 400 points 6 hours ago
The Cavs scored more tonight than the LeBron led Lakers. What a world we live in.
骑士今晚的得分居然比詹姆斯领衔的湖人还多，这个世界是咋了。
[–][WAS] Michael Jordan kalifornia_kid 354 points 6 hours ago
Damn the Grizz shot 9-35 from 3 and still won. #GritAndGrindIsBack
奇才球迷：靠，灰熊三分线外35中9，这都能赢。黑又硬回来了！
[–]Mavericks cowboys5xsbs 150 points 6 hours ago
Mike Conely dad dicked the Lakers
独行侠球迷：康利把湖人好好教训了一顿啊
[–]Grizzlies 37sms 87 points 6 hours ago
he always does this shit in big games but yall continue to disrespect
灰熊球迷：他在关键比赛中一直都这样，不过你们还是会继续小看他。
[–]Heats moltanboi 483 points 6 hours ago
man it must suck to not be able to win with lebron on your team
热火球迷：天呐，有詹姆斯在队里没法赢球，这肯定很不爽。
[–]Nuggets Guardax 386 points 6 hours ago
Time to put some respect on Love really helping in Cleveland
掘金球迷：是时候给乐福一些敬意了，他在克利夫兰真的有用。
[–]Mavericks JewishDoggy 199 points 6 hours ago
Psh, shit, apparently those dudes in Cleveland are better than we thought
独行侠球迷：靠，很明显之前骑士那帮人比我们所以为的更强。
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[–]Lakers Jayveesac[S] 548 points 6 hours ago
Please fade my flair mods. I'm ready
湖人球迷：请把我的主队标识撤了吧，我准备好了
[–]Rockets Lee1100 229 points 6 hours ago
I just want to say Thank you Brandon Ingram, Kyle Kuzma, and even Reggie Bullock for doing what you could to help the Lakers tonight.
火箭球迷：我就想说，谢谢英格拉姆、库兹马，甚至还有布洛克，你们今晚为了帮助湖人已经做了该做的。
[–]Lakers mkmore4 62 points 6 hours ago
I don’t wanna here anymore sanctimonious nonsense from Lebron after this game. If he could’ve hit half his layups, and tried a little on defense, then we win this game easily.
湖人球迷：我不想再听到老詹在赛后自命不凡的胡扯了。如果他的那些上篮能进一半，并且防守时再上心点，那我们这场比赛就轻松拿下了。
[–]Lakers SchroodingersDawg 26 points 5 hours ago
If you’re defense is gonna be that trash you HAVE to be shooting better than 8-22.
湖人球迷：如果你的防守真烂的话，那你的投篮总要比22中8好才行吧。
[–][IND] Travis Diener kostakoufos 418 points 6 hours ago
LeBron will announce an injury within the next game or two that keeps him out for the rest of the year
步行者球迷：再有一两场比赛的时间，詹姆斯就会宣布受伤，从而缺席余下的赛季。
[–]Cavaliers Soapstarboi 174 points 5 hours ago
There's a 88% chance that will happen lol
骑士球迷：哈哈哈哈，这事儿成真的概率为88%。
[–]Warriors BandwagonIAmATable 8 points 4 hours ago
"I've been playing this whole season with a broken hand"
勇士球迷：“我这个赛季一直都是带着手上的伤势作战。”
[–]NBA CarelessEmu 27 points 5 hours ago
Or a 2 week vacation to Miami
或者是去迈阿密度假两周。
[–]Lakers c_double_u 38 points 6 hours ago
We have no identity or culture. It's very clear they just aren't having fun out there. God knows I'm not having fun.
湖人球迷：我们没有球队认同感和文化。很明显了，这帮人在场上没有快乐。可谁在乎我也不快乐呢。
[–]Pacers luckster44 82 points 6 hours ago
Luke is bad, but Magic is ridiculously bad at his job. Like most people on here who have seriously watched the NBA for at least a few years would be better.
步行者球迷：沃顿是不行，可是魔术师的工作也是差的可以啊。感觉吧里大多数好好看球两年以上的人都比魔术师做得好。
[–]Lakers Toomuchgamin 14 points 6 hours ago
Ok sit lonzo and LeBron for the year, we're done man.
湖人球迷：行了，让鲍尔和詹姆斯休息吧，我们这个赛季就这样了。
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