【键盘侠】洛城德比湖人负|魔术师这锅是甩不掉了
[Post Game Thread] The Los Angeles Clippers (37-29) defeat the Los Angeles Lakers (30-34), 113-105.
【赛后帖】洛杉矶快船（37胜29负）以113-105击败洛杉矶湖人（30胜34负）。
加里纳利23分6篮板，路威21分3篮板5助攻，贝弗利13分9篮板4助攻5抢断，沙梅特12分3助攻，亚历山大14分4助攻，哈雷尔14分11篮板5助攻，祖巴茨7分4篮板；詹姆斯27分8篮板6助攻，库兹马13分6篮板，隆多24分10篮板12助攻，哈特17分4篮板，麦基7分3篮板2盖帽，布洛克7分5篮板，波普4分。
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[–]Raptors twistedlogicx 147 points an hour ago
The Lakers season is over.
猛龙球迷：湖人这个赛季已经结束了。
[–]Trail Blazers Soyboy_Beta_Cuck 55 points 2 hours ago
This really fucks their chances of landing Melo.
开拓者球迷：这下安东尼是真没机会来湖人了。
[–][GSW] Kevin Durant tropheez 95 points 2 hours ago
R/nba told me last year that Lebron could lead any team to the playoffs though
勇士球迷：去年吧里还有人说詹姆斯可以把任何球队带进季后赛呢
[–][BOS] Kyrie Irving kyrieGOAT11 48 points 2 hours ago
Got downvoted for saying he couldnt take the suns to the playoffs
凯尔特人球迷：我说他不能带太阳进季后赛还被狂踩呢
[–]Heats moltanboi 1114 points an hour ago
lmao imagine not being able to make the playoffs with lebron on your team
热火球迷：想象一下，要是队里有詹姆斯还没进季后赛……
[–]Spurs TheAlmightyConch 132 points an hour ago
Lmao i love it
马刺球迷：哈哈哈哈，我喜欢！
[–]76ers 2ndRoundEuroStash 49 points 2 hours ago
i cant believe this is real... im laughing but at the same time as a lebron fan incredibly sad, the best player in the world wont be in the playoffs truly crazy
76人球迷：我都不敢相信这是真的……我在笑，可是作为一个詹蜜，我也很难过，世界上最好的球员却进不了季后赛，真的疯了。
[–]Celtics goofygoober2 50 points an hour ago
If that happens /r/nba will definitely explode, so let’s all pray it happens
凯尔特人球迷：如果湖人真没进季后赛，那这个专区肯定会爆掉，所以咱们就祈祷这成为现实吧。
[–][LAL] Lonzo Ball jasonblohothemonster 45 points an hour ago
it's gonna happen
湖人球迷：我们进不了季后赛的。
[–]Lakers Kobe3rdAllTime 9 points an hour ago
We're 5.5 games back from the 8th seed with 18 games to go. I've already embraced the tank.
湖人球迷：还有18场常规赛，我们落后西部第八5.5场。我已经准备好接受摆烂了。
[–][GSW] Andre Iguodala Operation_Ivysaur 32 points an hour ago
I would like to thank the Suns for delivering the most decisive blow to this wacky Laker team.
勇士球迷：我想感谢太阳给了这支古怪的湖人以最致命的一击。
[–]NBA urfaselol 71 points an hour ago
How can you screw up having LeBron on your team. Come on magic
都有詹姆斯了怎么能搞砸呢，给点力啊魔术师。
[–]Mavericks suzukigun4life 655 points an hour ago
Imagine having the worst record out of all the NBA teams in California.
独行侠球迷：想象一下吧，他们拥有加州球队最差的战绩……
[–]Warriors JinxsLover 63 points an hour ago
If Durant leaves us you all only have to wait 4 months.
勇士球迷：如果杜兰特离我们而去，那湖人只用再等四个月了
[–][LAL] Marcelo Huertas henstobs11 35 points an hour ago
We have to suffer watching you dominate everyone in the postseason first before we find out if Durant even leaves. Winning another Ring-FMVP might change his mind.
湖人球迷：那我们还得先看着你们在季后赛虐遍对手，才能知道杜兰特会不会走，这太遭罪了。也许再赢一次总冠军和FMVP会改变阿杜的想法吧。
[–]Celtics TIMMAH2 289 points an hour ago
Imagine adding Lebron James to your team and going from 35 to 37 wins.
凯尔特人球迷：想想吧，加了詹姆斯之后球队的战绩从35胜提高到了37胜。
[–][LAL] Adam Morrison JakesBurnerAccount 184 points an hour ago
There’s no way we’re gonna win seven more games this season lmao
湖人球迷：我们这个赛季是肯定没法再赢7场的，哈哈哈哈哈
[–]Lakers HillaryGodhamClinton 39 points an hour ago
LeDecline is happening faster than anyone expected
湖人球迷：下滑詹出现得比任何人想的都更快。
[–]Celtics TIMMAH2 91 points an hour ago
IMAGINE ADDING LEBRON FUCKING JAMES AND GOING FROM 35 TO 35 WINS.
凯尔特人球迷：那就这么说吧，球队加入了特么的詹姆斯过后战绩还是35胜，你敢想？
[–]Magic Boomtown_Rat 794 points an hour ago
Alright, shut it down. We on Space Jam 2 time now.
魔术球迷：行了，闭嘴吧。《空中大灌篮2》要开拍了。
[–]Mavericks nikbar 126 points an hour ago
[Wojnarowski] Warner Animation Group has released LeBron James.
独行侠球迷：沃神爆料：华纳动画集团已经与詹姆斯解约。
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[–]Heat Number333 695 points an hour ago
Not gonna lie, it was pretty brutal to see the Lakers, in a true desperation scenario, relying on Reggie fucking Bullock hoisting 3's to try and salvage whatever minuscule shot they had at keeping their season alive.
热火球迷：不说假话，看着这支湖人在这么一个真正绝望的境地，还得指望特么的雷吉-布洛克的三分出手才能苟且下去，真的很残忍。
[–]Clippers TechnoGauss 532 points an hour ago
Not for me
快船球迷：我不这么觉得。
[–]Mavericks suzukigun4life 20 points an hour ago
Not gonna lie, I fucking loved it
独行侠球迷：不说假话，我特么很喜欢
[–]itzkold 223 points an hour ago
i laughed every time a laker 3 clanked short off the rim
game of the year candidate
每次湖人的三分磕框而出我就笑了。
这是年度最佳比赛候选。
[–]Celtics iAmTheRealLange 40 points an hour ago
I am elated. I just threw out my Prozac prescription. I don't need it after this lmao
凯尔特人球迷：我很亢奋啊！我把百忧解处方都扔了！这场比赛过后就不需要这些了，哈哈哈哈哈
[–]Suns SportsMasterGeneral 18 points an hour ago
Today's been a great day
太阳球迷：今天是个好日子啊
[–]Bucks CompleteSpud 87 points an hour ago
this game cured my sadness
雄鹿球迷：这场比赛治愈了我的伤痛。
[–]Cavaliers LeKingofAkron 41 points an hour ago
Rondo was leading the Lakers with 4 threes
骑士球迷：湖人这场比赛命中三分最多的居然是隆多的四个三分。
[–]ZTYSHZ 468 points an hour ago
The Lakers lack of a viable 5 defensively was really apparent, Montrezl destroyed them in the 4th, their defense was just all around lazy. Also the Lakers need to hit some damn 3s if they wanna win games.
湖人在场上缺乏可靠的内线防守，这是显而易见的，哈雷尔在第四节摧毁了他们，湖人的防守非常懈怠。而且，湖人要是想赢球的话，那特么得投进一些三分啊。
[–]Warriors kevindlv 76 points an hour ago
If yall don't know about Trez, now you know.
勇士球迷：如果你们之前不知道哈雷尔，那现在知道了
[–][LAL] Magic Johnson 21Radish 182 points an hour ago
We have centers. They were just never played on the floor in the 4th because "small-ball"
湖人球迷：我们有中锋啊。只是他们压根就没在第四节上场，因为我们要打“小球”。
[–][MIN] Andrew Wiggins heyarnold022 18 points an hour ago
I have no clue why they didn’t play javale at all late in the game.
森林狼球迷：我实在想不明白，比赛最后为啥就不让麦基打
[–]dondon98 23 points an hour ago
So dumb imo. I mean I understand the reasoning behind it but you guys were getting mauled in the post.
我觉得太蠢了，我知道这么做的原因，可是你们的内线被对方随意肆虐啊。
[–]Rockets recursion8 22 points an hour ago
When PBev sneaked in on 5 Lakers standing around the paint and stole the OReb you know it's bad
火箭球迷：湖人五个球员聚在油漆区，贝弗利还能摸进去抢到进攻篮板，你就知道湖人的内线防守有多水了。
[–][LAL] Magic Johnson 21Radish 258 points an hour ago
What's worse is Luke Walton not putting in a center at all in the 4th because he thinks Kyle Kuzma is Draymond fucking Green.
湖人球迷：更惨的是，沃顿第四节完全不用中锋，因为他居然觉得库兹马是特么的追梦-格林！
[–]Wizards tittymilkmlm 65 points an hour ago
Kuzma at the 5 is the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen
奇才球迷：让库兹马打五号位是我见过的最蠢的操作。
[–][LAL] Marcelo Huertas henstobs11 206 points an hour ago
Why isn't it working? It worked with the Warriors
-Luke
湖人球迷：沃顿心想：“这咋就不管用呢？在勇士很管用啊”
[–]Mavericks CarterAC3 182 points 2 hours ago
Thanks Luke, Next
独行侠球迷：谢谢沃顿，下一位。
[–]Warriors freshwordsalad 179 points an hour ago
"So where do you guys keep your Steph Curry?"
独行侠球迷：“那么你们把你们的库里藏在哪儿了呢？”
[–]Warriors Ionkkll 69 points an hour ago
Lithuania.
勇士球迷：立陶宛、
[–]Lakers magna77 29 points an hour ago
Montrez was working McGee as well. He’s a beast.
湖人球迷：哈雷尔碰到麦基也不虚啊，他就是个野兽。
[–]fatkamp 145 points an hour ago
There reliable center was on the clippers lol
湖人可靠地中锋在快船，哈哈哈哈哈
[–]Lakers gyxorz 80 points an hour ago
The only disappointment this game was Zubac not managing a 30/10 game with the game winning putback dunk and the staredown on Magic.
湖人球迷：这场比赛祖巴茨没能得到30+10的数据，没能来一记制胜的补扣然后直视魔术师，这是我对这场比赛唯一失望的地方。
[–][SAC] Rudy Gay marleau_12 33 points an hour ago
What was Chandler brought in for?
马刺球迷：引进钱德勒是为了啥？
[–]Mavericks Top_Brush 12 points 54 minutes ago
The playoffs
独行侠球迷：季后赛啊。
[–]Magic Celiac-DiseaseSucks 22 points an hour ago
It’s really the fact the Lakers just aren’t very good... together.
If you separate most of those players they would do wonderful things on other teams, but together they do not mesh whatsoever.
Also, The coaching, lineups and rotations have been god awful. My WIFE was asking why the Lakers didn’t have a “big guy” (center) on the floor when they were getting beat over and over... it’s just nuts watching this team play. They have officially given up. Let the season go and see what you can do in the offseason with the Coaches and roster.
魔术球迷：事实上，这套湖人阵容就是凑在一起的时候不是很强。
如果你把大多数队员单拎出来说的话，他们可以在其他球队有很不错的发挥，可是他们聚在一起就是不来电啊。
此外呢，湖人的教练、首发和轮换一直都很水。湖人的内线被对方反复蹂躏的时候，我妻子还问，为嘛湖人没有一个“打个字”……看这支球队打球要把人逼疯。他们完全放弃了。这个赛季就这么地吧，看看你们在休赛期能对教练和阵容进行什么变动吧。
[–]FederalPiccolo 82 points an hour ago
Magic has fucked the Lakers.
魔术师把湖人坑了。
[–]Kings SacKingsRS 30 points an hour ago
Because of Magic Johnson, the Lakers are not a very well run basketball organization.
国王球迷：就因为约翰逊，湖人这支球队才会运转不良。
[–]Knicks Pesaberhimil 562 points an hour ago
Imagine picking Magic over the Logo
尼克斯球迷：当初居然选他不选LOGO男，你敢想？！
[–][CHA] Al Jefferson bigcatthetall 398 points an hour ago
Logo: Built the Shaq/Kobe Lakers and the Steph/KD Warriors
Magic: Killer smile
It’s an easy choice honestly
公牛球迷：LOGO男：打造过OK组合的湖人和库里、杜兰特联手的勇士
魔术师：迷人的微笑
说实话，这很好选啊
[–]Bulls whothark_futhark 101 points an hour ago
An in between he took a little break in Tennessee and built the grit and grind Grizzlies
公牛球迷：LOGO男还去田纳西小小休息过一段时间呢，然后打造了黑又硬的灰熊。
[–]Suns hungarianmeatslammer 45 points an hour ago
They need to fire Magic and Pelinka. They have made shit move after shit move. Got rid of DLo. Got rid of Lopez. Traded Zubac. Let PG slip away. Got embarrassed by Del Demps. Didn't sign any shooters. Signed a clown car of washed vets that can't shoot. Magic is honestly just a terrible executive and the more involved he gets, the worse this team is going to be. The Lakers need to get Griffin or another experienced GM that knows how to build around Lebron before it is too late.
太阳球迷：湖人必须要炒掉魔术师和佩林卡。他俩稀烂的操作层出不穷。不要拉塞尔，不要洛佩兹，送走祖巴茨，错过乔治。被邓普斯耍了。没有签下任何射手，倒是签了一帮没有投射的老将。说实话，魔术师就是个很菜的经理人，他参与的事务越多，球队越烂。湖人应该请大卫-格里芬或者另一个有经验的总经理，他们知道怎么围绕詹姆斯建队，不然就为时晚矣。
[–]Super SaiyanBroly737 34 points 2 hours ago
Clippers 7-3 since acquiring Zubac.
Lakers 3-7 since acquiring Muscala.
自从得到祖巴茨后，快船7胜3负；
自从得到穆斯卡拉后，湖人3胜7负。
[–]Lakers dandeman4 18 points 2 hours ago
this is the least fun i’ve had watching the lakers since they went 17-65. even those losses didn’t even hurt as much because the expectations were so low. but this team? this is a legitimate failure of a season and i hope the management and coaching staff are seriously re-evaluated once the season ends.
湖人球迷：这是自17胜65负那个赛季后，我看过的最无趣的湖人。即便当年输那么惨，我也没有这么伤，因为当时大家都没抱什么期望。可是这支球队呢？这就是个失败的赛季，一旦赛季结束了，我希望球队能对管理层和教练团队好好地进行再评估。
[–]NBA spiattalo 37 points 2 hours ago
Has any team ever failed expectations as spectacularly as these Lakers in recent years?
近些年来，有那支球队能像现在这支湖人一样这么让人失望？
[–]Lakers ram0h 44 points 2 hours ago
the nash kobe dwight big 3. But that was mainly because of injuries, and kobe still got us to the playoffs
湖人球迷：那支有纳什、科比和霍华德的三巨头湖人。可是那主要是因为伤病，而且科比还是把我们带进了季后赛。
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[–]Clippers GalantisX 186 points 2 hours ago
Ahem,
BEST TEAM IN LA
快船球迷：咳咳，洛杉矶最佳球队。
[–][OKC] Paul George IncaseAce 62 points 2 hours ago
with no stars. Doc and Jerry are crazy
雷霆球迷：而且还没有球星，里弗斯和杰里-韦斯特真的牛。
[–]Lakers KingofBeardStyle 21 points 2 hours ago*
Good luck in the playoffs, Clips.
湖人球迷：祝你们季后赛好运，快船。
[–]Raptors gugly 364 points an hour ago
Yes Lakers are doo doo. But can we just acknowledge Gallinari today. Man was feasting
猛龙球迷：是啊，湖人是嗝屁了。可是今天咱能认可加里纳利呗，这老哥打嗨了。
[–]b_dubb_ 41 points an hour ago
All of a sudden he's on a great looking contract if he can stay healthy. Will be a great 3rd / 4th guy next year if the Clips can lure two big FA's.
Clips looking stacked next year.
I love how they avoided the tank, it's going to make Jerry's sales pitch that much easier next year. Look what we did after trading our best player?
就突然间，如果他能保持健康的话，他的合同看着就很不错了。要是快船在休赛期能吸引来两个大牌自由球员，那加里纳利会是一个很不错的第三或第四人。
看起来下赛季的快船是兵强马壮啊。
快船没有摆烂，这点我很欣赏，这会让LOGO男下赛季的游说之路轻松得多，毕竟在失去队里的头牌后，快船还是这么强劲。
[–]Clippers the_ukeguy 239 points an hour ago
People keep saying that the Clippers traded their best player at the deadline but I'm pretty sure Danilo Gallinari is still on the roster
快船球迷：大家老是说我们在交易截止日把队内最佳球员送走了，可是我确信加里纳利还在队里啊。
[–]Clippers CJEntusBlazeIt_420 154 points an hour ago
that's weird, i thought we kept lou williams
快船球迷：也是奇怪，我心想我们留下了路威啊。
[–][LAC] Blake Griffin IHUFFWETFARTS 82 points an hour ago
Odd, I thought we still had trezz
快船球迷：奇怪了，我还觉着是我们还有哈雷尔呢
[–][UTA] Donovan Mitchell CrazyPhown 270 points an hour ago
Doc Rivers is a terrific coach
爵士球迷：里弗斯真是个好教练。
[–]WakandaFist 48 points an hour ago
Yea we gotta give him his props at this point
Admittedly there was a period a couple years ago where I thought he was kinda overrated due to the CP3/Blake era Clips underperforming.....but I think he's proven that he's a great coach now leading a roster nobody expected to to a playoff spot in the Western conference, which ain't easy at all
I honestly hope the Clippers get one of the big name free agents this summer, I mean it's LA, they got Doc, and it's a pretty solid roster. KD should really consider them as a destination if he's looking to build something as the main guy. I'm hoping he either signs with Knicks or Clippers
是啊，我们为他的执教能力点赞。
不可否认的是，几年前我一度觉得他被高估了，因为保罗和格里芬时代的快船表现差强人意……可是我觉得他现在已经证明了自己顶尖教练的实力，因为他率领一支大家都不抱期望的球队进入了西部季后赛，这可一点也不容易。
说实话，我希望快船在今夏能得到一个大牌自由球员，这可是洛杉矶啊，他们有里弗斯，这是一套很稳的阵容。如果阿杜今夏想自己做头牌干一番事业，那他真该考虑下快船。我希望他要么加盟尼克斯，要么来快船。
[–]WarrenAlaCarte 80 points an hour ago
Average GM, but helluva coach.
里弗斯当总经理能力平平，可是当教练那是顶级的。
[–]Clippers DevilMayCareButIDont 47 points an hour ago
Below average gm but the coach part is on point
快船球迷：他当总经理是低于平均水准的，不过教练的水平说的很到位。
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[–]Mavericks VictorAkwaowo1 418 points an hour ago
R/NBA
DO
YOUR
THING
独行侠球迷：吧里的兄弟们，干活啦！
[–][GSW] Stephen Curry Hishaam00 42 points 2 hours ago
WELL BOYS AND GIRLS I DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I AM ENJOYING THIS SHIT SHOW
勇士球迷：父老乡亲们，我不知道你们咋想的，不过我很享受这场秀啊！
[–]Clippers SuckMyLonzoBalls 34 points 2 hours ago
EVERYONE GET IN HERE
快船球迷：大家都来这儿集合吧
[–]Raptors Springtick38 23 points 2 hours ago
OH SHIT THE PARTY IS STILL GOING ON
猛龙球迷：我靠，看来这场派对还没结束啊
[–]West statejudge 37 points 2 hours ago
Everyone might as well just stay in here at this rate
照这个节奏，大家还是都别走了
[–]Pelicans Nola67 67 points 2 hours ago
I stayed up past my bedtime for this late night threaD
鹈鹕球迷：就为了这个帖子，我今晚都熬过了睡觉时间。
[–][BOS] Jayson Tatum Droppin_DimesSP 49 points 2 hours ago*
As much as this season sucks, the lakers being this bad puts a real smile to my face
凯尔特人球迷：虽说我们这个赛季稀烂，但是看到湖人的烂让我面带笑容。
[–]Mavericks suzukigun4life 139 points an hour ago
Clippers win.
Spurs win.
Kings win.
Lakers lose.
I love this timeline
独行侠球迷：快船赢球、马刺赢球、国王赢球、湖人输球，我喜欢这个时间点。
[–]Mavericks CarterAC3 51 points an hour ago
Real shame we didn't play tonight
独行侠球迷：可惜我们今晚没比赛啊。
[–]Pelicans hak091 264 points an hour ago
We saw LeAngry for about 2 minutes, then we got LeTired.
鹈鹕球迷：我有两分钟看到了生气詹，然后就看到了疲惫詹。
[–][LAL] Marcelo Huertas henstobs11 160 points 2 hours ago
9-37 from 3 and 4 of those 3s from Rondo. This is the team Magic built around LeBron
湖人球迷：三分线外37中9，其中还有4个三分是隆多的。这就是魔术师围绕詹姆斯打造的球队。
[–]Lakers pinemd 626 points 2 hours ago*
Rondo our main 3pt shooter
Harrell looking like Shaq against us
Kuzma playing with dementia
Beverly making our team looking soft
LeBron blocked like 6x in the paint and missing FTs
McGee punked hard all game, forcing Luke to use Hart as our center
Luke in interview talking about shootaround being most important and this not being a must-win game
Crowd boo’ing Lakers
game in a nutshell
湖人球迷：我们的主要三分手是隆多；
哈雷尔打得就像奥尼尔；
贝弗利让我们看上去很软；
詹姆斯在禁区被盖6次，还错失了罚球；
麦基整场都很迷，迫使沃顿用哈特当中锋；
沃顿采访时说投篮练习是最重要的，这场比赛不是必须拿下的；
观众狂嘘湖人。
这就是这场比赛。
[–]Clippers HarryStylesTho 347 points 2 hours ago
Your team is soft, its not Beverley making you look it
快船球迷：你们队本来就软，不是贝弗利让你们看着软。
[–][BKN] Rondae Hollis-Jefferson thehardcoreotter 152 points 2 hours ago
Patrick Beverley's short ass was actually fighting off lebron for rebounds. That shit was wild
篮网球迷：贝弗利这个小矮子还真在詹姆斯头上摘到了板啊，这货真野。
[–][LAC] Boban Marjanovic thumbsofkolo 48 points an hour ago
People only see patrick as dirty player and complete disregard his ability to make an impact
快船球迷：大家只觉得贝弗利打球脏，完全无视了他影响比赛的能力
[–]bortun 24 points 2 hours ago
Pretty sure they were booing Beverley and Harrel and WE FUCKING LOVED IT
我很肯定现场球迷嘘了贝弗利和哈雷尔，可我特么很喜欢啊
[–][LAL] Lonzo Ball jasonblohothemonster 95 points 2 hours ago
we are the worst team in the league but don't let this distract you from the facts that the bucks lost to the suns too
湖人球迷：我们是联盟最菜的球队，可是不要忘了，雄鹿今天也输给了太阳啊。
[–]Bucks forgotmypasswo 40 points 2 hours ago
We are equally bad
雄鹿球迷：我们一样烂。
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编译：云长刮个痧