【键盘侠】美大多数地区支持猛龙夺冠|刺蜜和雷蜜左右为难
[SFGate] Pretty much all of America is rooting for a Canadian team to beat the Warriors in the NBA Finals.
旧金山&湾区媒体《SFGate》通过推特数据搜集得知，美国绝大多数地区都支持猛龙在总决赛中击败勇士。
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[–]Timberwolves JupitersClock 25 points 1 day ago
Well it's treason then.
森林狼球迷：行吧，这帮人是叛国啊！
[–]Raptors SheSaidSheWantedIt 48 points 1 day ago
Great job, now you just motivated the warriors to beat us.
猛龙球迷：可真是能干呢，这下好了，你们惹毛勇士了，他们要揍我们了。
[–]NBA dchaid 2063 points 1 day ago
Neutral fans usually pick the underdog in non-gambling settings so this makes sense. My mom is the classic “Ohh I’ll root for X. They haven’t won before.”
非赌狗中立球迷一般会支持实力不被看好的那方，所以这个调查结果也是合理的。我妈有句话很经典“哦我要支持谁谁谁。他们以前没赢过啊。”
[–]T_A_W_A 91 points 1 day ago
Everyone likes an underdog story. I love GSW, but when I know it'd be a pretty cool fairy tale story of Toronto won.
人人都喜欢以弱胜强的逆袭故事。我喜欢勇士，可是我知道，要是多伦多赢了，那就是一个非常美妙的童话故事。
[–]NBA ender23 48 points 1 day ago
Go Jeremy Lin!!
加油吧，林书豪！
[–]xxxcoercionxxx 14 points 1 day ago
I'm pulling for the Raptors with hope that Lin will get a ring before John Wall and CP3
我支持猛龙，因为我希望林书豪先于沃尔和保罗拿到冠军戒指。
[–]Hawks Reoh 793 points 1 day ago
Should they lose, it was expected. That's not so bad. But if they win it will be the sweet exquisite taste of achieving the impossible.
老鹰球迷：猛龙输也是正常的，这在大家意料之中的。也没那么不可接受的。可要是他们赢了，那就是实现了不可能啊！
[–]Celtics Lennon__McCartney 170 points 1 day ago
My mama roots for the team with the nicest jerseys
凯尔特人球迷：我妈一般支持球衣最好看的球队。
[–]Warriors Otherwise_Window 139 points 1 day ago
My mother roots for the team whose players are either the cutest or the nicest.
Warriors have Steph Curry so I am not concerned about losing my mother's allegiance.
勇士球迷：我妈一般支持那些有帅哥或者球员很可爱的球队。
我勇有库里啊，所以我对我妈的立场毫不担心。
[–]Lakers Tornada5786 23 points 1 day ago
But Raptors have Lowry's ass! Can't say no to that!
湖人球迷：可是猛龙有洛瑞的肥臀啊！这是你拒绝不了的！
[–]mishadg2000 38 points 1 day ago
That's Canada's Ass
那是加拿大之臀。
[–]Rockets TDubs75 319 points 1 day ago
Idk have you seen Kyle Lowery.
火箭球迷：对啊，不知道那哥们儿是不是没见过洛瑞。
[–][LAL] Magic Johnson minkdraggingonfloor 10 points 1 day ago
And Kawhi and Serge
湖人球迷：还有卡哇伊和伊巴卡呢。
[–]Raptors jays1998 83 points 1 day ago
We literally have a guy whose name roughly translate to cute in japanese buddy
猛龙球迷：我们队里还真有个名字按日文发音翻译成“可爱”的球员哦
[–][ATL] Mookie Blaylock terafunker 15 points 1 day ago
Kawhi is adorable during interviews, but absolutely terrifying on the court
老鹰球迷：卡哇伊在接受采访的时候很可爱，可是在场上就很吓人了。
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[–]Misaeljese 700 points 1 day ago
As a Spurs fan I'm a mess right now. I want the warriors to lose but I also don't want Kawhi to win a chip his first year away from the team. help me
作为一个刺蜜，我现在很纠结啊。我希望勇士输掉，可是我也不希望卡哇伊在离开我刺的头一个赛季就拿下总冠军啊。帮帮我啊！
[–]Clippers atomic_pluot 374 points 1 day ago
You want Kawhi to win - no way he comes to a WC team after winning a title. You'd rather not have to face him in the West since you're a SAS fan
快船球迷：你肯定是希望他夺冠啊，要是他拿冠军了肯定是不会去西部的。既然你是刺蜜，肯定是更加不愿意在西部面对他吧。
[–]Spurs kyle2108 177 points 1 day ago*
This is what I have come to terms with as a Spurs fan....I don't want to think about facing him multiple times per year in the west.
Go ahead and win a chip for Toronto you silent dickhead. Or maybe get swept by the Warriors and you and Uncle D can fuck off to Boston or somewhere else out east
马刺球迷：作为刺蜜，我也只能这么想了……我可不想一年在西部碰他好几次。
去为多伦多夺冠吧，你这个呆瓜。或者要是被勇士横扫了的话，那你就和你大舅滚去波士顿或者其他东部球队吧。
[–]Wizards Juve2123 48 points 1 day ago
Kawhi can leave but he can’t go to Boston. There would be riots and burnt jerseys if that happened
奇才球迷：卡哇伊可能会离开，可是他不能去波士顿的。不然会有暴乱的，会有人烧球衣。
[–]Raptors lets_do_that_hockey 12 points 21 hours ago
City of Toronto if Kawhi leaves for any team that isn't the Celtics: I wish him all the best and a long and healthy career. He played with so much heart in the playoffs and did a lot for the Raptors in his year here. Nothing but respect for this legend.
City of Toronto if he leaves for the Celtics: Fuck him, he has only ever hurt the city. I hope his team never makes the playoffs again.
猛龙球迷：要是他去了凯尔特人之外的任一一支球队，多伦多的反应是这样的：我希望他一切都好，有一个长久健康的职业生涯。他在季后赛打得尽心尽力，为猛龙效力的一个赛季付出了很多。对这个传奇只有敬意。
要是他去了凯尔特人，多伦多的反应是这样的：干死他，他就会伤我们的心。我希望他以后都进不了季后赛。
[–]Thunder Napol3onDynamite 21 points 1 day ago
I’m torn between cheering for the Raptors because the Warriors are still unlikable without KD to me, and cheering for the Warriors so KD looks bad.
雷霆球迷：我才纠结呢，因为即便杜兰特不出场，我也不喜欢这支勇士，可是我又希望勇士赢，这样杜兰特就尴尬了。
[–]Rockets aloosegrip 10 points 20 hours ago
Yes. I can't quite get to the fun 73 win Warriors that I used to really enjoy watching. That's because I recognize that's the same core that called KD crying because they lost to Lebron.
Warriors and KD are unlikable for the foreseeable future. Go Raptors!
火箭球迷：没错。我以前真的蛮喜欢看那支73胜勇士打球的，现在就没那么多乐子了。因为我知道就是这帮人在输给了詹姆斯之后，让杜兰特加盟的。
勇士和杜兰特以后还是不受人待见的。加油啊，猛龙！
[–][WAS] John Wall F riendly_Leviathan 936 points 1 day ago
I’m so petty I want the Warriors to win but without KD so his legacy takes another hit
奇才球迷：我就很小心眼了，我希望勇士赢，但是杜兰特没出场，这样他的成就就会失色不少。
[–]Nuggets SozeKayze 203 points 1 day ago
I’d rather have warriors win a first one or two games without KD, and then lose 4 in a row when he returns
掘金球迷：我就不一样了，我希望勇士在没有杜兰特的时候先赢一两场，等到杜兰特回来了，连输四场。
[–][WAS] John Wall Friendly_Leviathan 96 points 1 day ago
Ooo that might be even pettier...I like it!
奇才球迷：你更狠啊……我喜欢！！
[–]Trail Blazers Portlandblazer07 22 points 18 hours ago
Warriors take a decisive 2-0 lead, winning each game by 20+, then KD comes back and they get blown out 4 straight games
开拓者球迷：勇士先来个2-0领先，每场大胜20多分，然后杜兰特复出，勇士连着四场溃败。
[–]Passwordis12 515 points 1 day ago
I'm so petty I want the Warriors to win 4 more titles so Draymond can say he's the best player to wear the number 23 of all time, because in Jordan's words,"rings are the only stat that matters".
我也很小心眼，我希望勇士再拿四个总冠军，这样的话，追梦就可以说他是有史以来最伟大的23号了，因为乔丹说过啊，“有用的数据只有冠军数”。
[–]Supersonics JuanRiveara 181 points 1 day ago
So Jordan thinks Bill Russell is the GOAT?
超音速球迷：所以乔丹觉得拉塞尔是史上最佳？
[–]Apple Muffin12 25 points 1 day ago
Lmao. Perfect.
哈哈哈哈，没毛病。
[–]Raptors bigDIEter 101 points 1 day ago
And Sam Jones is the 2nd greatest player of all time
猛龙球迷：然后萨姆-琼斯是历史第二。
[–]tripdec4u 86 points 1 day ago
And Robert Horry is greater than him?
那霍里不是比他更牛？
[–]Raptors bigDIEter 44 points 1 day ago
Sam Jones has won 10 championships and Horry has 7, so no.
猛龙球迷：才不是呢，琼斯有10个冠军啊，霍里7个。
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[–]Afrohatch 34 points 1 day ago
Toronto has (almost) two entire countries rooting for them
几乎是两个国家在支持多伦多啊。
[–]blackpenance 17 points 1 day ago
Mostly want to see KD lose and Kawhi taking over the league
大多数人想看杜兰特失败，然后卡哇伊统治联盟。
[–]candidomaldonado 27 points 1 day ago
The warriors were actually an oddly likeable team before KD tho. I've never seen so many neutral fans cheer for a super team like that. But maybe mostly because they were playing lebron
阿杜加盟之前，勇士实际上还是很讨喜的。我还从未见过这么多中立球迷像以前那样那么支持一支超级球队。或许这主要是因为当年的勇士在对抗詹姆斯吧。
[–]Lakers BLACKEDbyJames 2061 points 1 day ago
Well yeah fuck the Warriors.
湖人球迷：可不是嘛，干死勇士！
[–]Warriors StayMe7on 1278 points 1 day ago
yes but everyone still hates the Lakers too
勇士球迷：是，可是大家现在还是很讨厌湖人。
[–]Suns cicadaenthusiat 709 points 1 day ago
Honestly probably more than the Warriors
太阳球迷：讲真，或许讨厌湖人的比勇士还多。
[–]Clippers atomic_pluot 447 points 1 day ago
most definitely
快船球迷：不是或许，是一定！
[–]Lakers drawsnoodz999 30 points 1 day ago
Yeeep. Even Magic hates us, but he doesn’t know it.
湖人球迷：是啊，就连魔术师也不爽我们，只是他不知道。
[–]ShadowClawz 18 points 1 day ago
This is what happens when you combine arguably the largest team fanbase (Laker fans) and the largest single-player fanbase (LeBron fans).
毕竟你湖有数量最为庞大的队蜜和人蜜。
[–]Grizzlies Peter_Goodtimes 154 points 1 day ago
Yeah I'd root for the current Warriors over the Lakers or current Rockets.
灰熊球迷：没错，我就算支持现在的勇士，也不会支持湖人或者是现在的火箭。
[–]Spurs RogerTreebert6299 160 points 1 day ago
It took me the entire playoffs last year to finally come to terms with the fact that I still liked the warriors more than the fucking rockets
马刺球迷：上赛季整个季后赛过后，我最终不得不承认的是：比起特么的火箭，我还是更喜欢勇士。
[–]Grizzlies Peter_Goodtimes 60 points 1 day ago
After those Grit and Grind Grizzlies-Lob City Clippers series a few years ago I will always root against Chris Paul's team.
灰熊球迷：几年前我们黑又硬和空接之城打了那么多次过后，我会一直支持保罗所在的球队。
[–]fathead231 484 points 1 day ago
I'm very much hoping the Warriors destroy the raptors.
我是真希望勇士碾压猛龙啊。
[–][LAL] Kobe Bryant Nibbasbleed 519 points 1 day ago
I'm rooting for the Warriors. Last time they won a title, we got Lebron James. If they win this time, we'll get Kawhi Go Warriors!
湖人球迷：我是支持勇士的。因为他们上次夺冠的时候，我们得到了詹姆斯。要是他们这次赢了，我们就得到卡哇伊。加油勇士！
[–]Celtics Lakefargo 64 points 1 day ago
The most Laker comment possible
凯尔特人球迷：你这评论很湖人。
[–]Warriors VampireBatman 79 points 1 day ago
I'm not sold on how this works, but I'm glad you're rooting for us! :)
勇士球迷：虽说我觉得他说的不靠谱，可是很高兴湖蜜支持我们哦！
[–]Lakers BraveFencerMusashi 12 points 1 day ago
Warriors winning without KD stepping on the floor in the Finals is the best timeline. Might actually make him self reflect on his choices. If they lose he might think that he is needed and should stay
湖人球迷：最妙的时间线就是勇士在杜兰特不打的情况下夺冠。这也许真能让阿杜好好考虑自己的选择，要是勇士输了，那他也许觉得球队还需要他，应该留下来。
[–]Ketchup1211 112 points 1 day ago
I’m pulling for the Warriors simply so Drake will shut the fuck up.
我支持勇士，很简单，Drake可以闭上他的臭嘴。
[–]Bulls nigelfitz 66 points 1 day ago
Meh, I don't want Drake to have bragging rights.
公牛球迷：我就不想看Drake嘚瑟。
[–]76ers InsiDS 88 points 1 day ago
Lol he’ll be partying either way. He’s a huge Curry/KD fan.
76人球迷：哈哈哈哈哈，不管谁赢，Drake都会很嗨的。他是很喜欢库里和阿杜的啊。
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[–][OKC] Russell Westbrook Russell-Bestbrook 31 points 1 day ago
It just feels like Toronto time to shine.
雷霆球迷：感觉多伦多是时候秀一把了！
[–]Cavaliers br0b1wan 55 points 1 day ago
That's because fans ultimately hate dynasties.
A budding dynasty is cool to look at, at first. And even to contemplate. But ultimately, it detracts from the average fan's experience because they have to put up with the fact that as another team operates in a stratosphere above everyone else, it puts a cap on what their own team can achieve. This is especially frustratingly true in the NFL with the Patriots
骑士球迷：这么多人支持猛龙，主要是因为球迷们归根结底是反感一支王朝球队的。
一支孕育中的王朝球队是大家喜闻乐见的。可是最终呢，这会降低普通球迷的看球体验，因为他们不得不接受的事实是：有一支球队的水平是独孤求败的，而他们自己的主队所能取得的成绩却是有限的。爱国者在NFL所受到的待遇尤其如此。
[–]Celtics peanutstand 185 points 1 day ago
Since my team is out already, gonna pull for the Warriors as they play basketball as a team better than anyone and show how it should be played. The ball movement and shooting is great to watch.
凯尔特人球迷：既然我的主队已经出局了，我会支持勇士。因为他们打得更像一个整体，而且他们在告诉大家篮球应该怎么打。看他们转移球和投篮很过瘾。
[–]meenzu 69 points 1 day ago
The warriors are so much fun to watch without kd.
With kd the ball still moves around but you’re almost sure they’ll win so it’s not fun rooting for them
没有杜兰特的勇士真的太好看了。
有杜兰特的时候，他们也有转移球，可是你基本就确信他们能稳赢了，这要还支持他们就没多大意思了。
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