【键盘侠】绿军更衣室炸锅|石锤！JB就是反向更衣室毒瘤

[Washburn] Marcus Smart is screaming in the Celtics locker room and there is a bunch of arguing going on. Smart comes out say “y’all on that bullshit!” Team is imploding. Smart is in bathroom and there is still screaming coming from locker room.

据凯尔特人随队记者Gary Washburn报道，绿军今日输给热火赛后，斯玛特在更衣室咆哮，一群人在争吵，斯玛特大喊“你们打得跟屎一样”，球队情绪随即大爆发。斯玛特人到了卫生间里（也有浴室之意），更衣室里依然传来了叫喊声。

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[–]Stopbeingserious123 4052 指標 3小時前& 3 more

he had to take a shit in the middle of his rant damn

靠，他就非得在大声嚷嚷的时候拉屎吗？

[–]Knicks vitey15 154 指標 3小時前

Anger shits are no joke

尼克斯球迷：怒拉一泡可不是闹着玩儿的

[–]bronzecolon 87 指標 2小時前

they slide out fast and hot

又快又新鲜==

[–]Trail Blazers BirdSoHard 1430 指標 3小時前

Paul Pierce would be proud

开拓者球迷：皮尔斯应该会很自豪吧

[–]Supersonics CarelessEmu 573 指標 2小時前

No he would be disappointed Smart had to leave the court to do so

超音速球迷：不，他应该挺失望的，司马特应该在比赛期间离场去解决

[–][LAL] Lamar Odom gerardatron 307 指標 2小時前

He'd be disappointed Smart couldn't hold it in until the Finals

湖人球迷：皮尔斯失望的是斯玛特没有把这泡屎憋到总决赛……

[–][WAS] Darvin Ham BigBoutros 454 指標 3小時前*

idk about imploding. it's been a tight series.

奇才球迷：绿军是不是炸锅不好说，不过这轮系列赛倒是挺刺激的

[–]MoistCharcuterie 198 指標 3小時前

Doesn't sound like imploding as much as letting out some frustration.

听着也不像是炸锅啊，更像在发泄郁闷。

[–]Celtics Scorigami 371 指標 3小時前

Just frustrated probably. Blowing back to back double digit leads tends to do that.

凯尔特人球迷：也许就是不爽吧。毕竟连着两场领先两位数都输球了

[–]76ers SecondHandFood 370 指標 3小時前

Jimmy is a legend.

76人球迷：巴特勒就是传奇。

[–]Lakers TheMagnet69 3190 指標 2小時前

Jimmy butler has gotten so advanced that he is now destroying other teams

湖人球迷：巴特勒现在真的是高级啊，已经可以摧毁其他球队了。

[–]76ers neimer28 177 指標 2小時前*

No one can kill a team quite like Jimmy. Bulls, Timberwolves, 76ers, Bucks, and now the Celtics. Miami better hope he never leaves or they’re next.

76人球迷：没人可以像巴特勒这样杀死一支球队。公牛、森林狼、76人、雄鹿，现在轮到凯尔特人了。热火最好祈祷他永不离队，不然他们就是下一个了。

[–]Cavaliers tfwNotPraisingTheSun 11 指標 2小時前

Opposing locker room cancer

骑士球迷：反向更衣室毒瘤

[–]Suns Blanxart 1273 指標 2小時前 

[–]Timberwolves Fuck_Mobile 728 指標 2小時前 

This man was made for Miami.

森林狼球迷：这家伙就是为迈阿密而生的

[–]Mavericks DirkNowitzkisWife 124 指標 2小時前

Lmao he so wasn’t made for Minnesota. The day he fell out of that canoe he decided he was getting out of there.

独行侠球迷：哈哈哈哈哈，他天生和明尼苏达不来电。他（当年参加ESPN户外节目）从皮划艇上掉下来那天就决定要离开那里。

[–][SAC] Gerald Wallace WhatUpBigFella 335 指標 2小時前

He looks like a guy I've played dominos with

国王球迷：他长得好像之前和我一起玩过多米诺骨牌的那哥们儿

[–]notseto 128 指標 2小時前

You played dominos with MJ?

意思是你和乔丹一起玩过这游戏？

[–][SAC] Gerald Wallace WhatUpBigFella 32 指標 2小時前

hee hee

国王球迷：嘻嘻嘻

[–]Pelicans Hwoods723 157 指標 2小時前

Nobody gonna tell me he’s not Jordan’s son

鹈鹕球迷：别扯那些没用的，他肯定是乔丹的儿子

[–]Mavericks Cyfa 85 指標 1小時前

It's actually so uncanny

独行侠球迷：这事儿确实挺诡异的。

[–]ttaway420 129 指標 2小時前

Somehow Jimmy gets 3 times more clutch when the fourth quarter starts

人巴特勒也不知咋的，到了第四节就有三次更为关键的发挥

[–]Celtics THE_GREAT_PICKLE 15 指標 2小時前

6ers fans more pissed than Smart right now

凯尔特人球迷：你这话说完，76人球迷比斯玛特还生气

[–]302born 56 指標 2小時前

The game doesn’t start for jimmy until there only 4 minutes left in the game.

对于巴特勒来说，比赛是从第四节只有4分钟的时候开始的。

[–]Bulls Beersandbirdlaw 38 指標 2小時前

It's not even about not being clutch earlier in the game. He gets his team involved and takes over when he has to. If Jimmy wanted to he could easily score 30 a night as he has shown in the past. He knows its best for him to get hist teammates going and make the buckets that he has to make late in the game, or more importantly, get to the line late in the game.

公牛球迷：他前面的表现压根就称不上关键，他就是让队友参与进来，有必要的时候才自己接手。如果他愿意的话，得分可以轻松上30，以往就证明过这个实力。他知道，自己最应该做的就是把队友调动起来，等到了比赛末段情势所需的时候自己再出来拿分，或者是造犯规上罚球线。

[–]Superteerev 21 指標 1小時前

Also he is fucking strong, and conserving his energy til late then applying his physicality then is prolly very imposing on tired players.

他是真尼玛壮啊，前面都蓄力，留到合适的时候用他那强壮的肉体去欺负疲惫的对手。

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[–][BOS] Marcus Smart Mitsoccer9 2460 指標 3小時前

The birth of fresh pasta

凯尔特人球迷：新鲜素材出炉啦！

[–]Heat jaylkae66 1088 指標 2小時前

[Washburn] Goran Dragic is giggling in the Heat locker room and there is a bunch of hugging going on. Dragic comes out say “y’all on that Christmas card list!” Team is exploding. Dragic is in bathroom and there is still cheering coming from locker room.

热火球迷：据洗烧君报道，戈兰-德拉季奇正在热火更衣室咯咯咯傻笑个不停，一群人在拥抱。德拉季奇大喊“你们都会收到我的圣诞礼物！”球队情绪随即大爆发。德拉季奇人到了卫生间里，更衣室里依然传来了欢呼声。

[–]Heat FriendlySpaceWizard 143 指標 2小時前

This is wholesome

热火球迷：齐活了。

[–]Lakers TattoosandSnapbacks 17 指標 2小時前

Celtics’ Kemba Walker is currently sitting at his locker crying and wearing nothing but his jockstrap. He just yelled, "I FUCKED UP OUR SEASON!!!!" Several teammates are trying to console him but it isn't working. Wow.

湖人球迷：凯尔特人球员肯巴-沃克正坐在更衣室里放声哭泣，身上除了一条内内啥也没穿。他大胜嚷嚷道，“是我搞砸了我们这个赛季！！！”几名队友想安慰他，却无济于事。哇哦

[–]Knicks Naweezy 361 指標 2小時前

Sources say Smart picked up a trashcan then threw it at Tatum and said “You (bleeping) need me. You can't win without me." Smart left teammates and coaches largely speechless. He dominated the locker room in every way. Marcus is back.

尼克斯球迷：有消息源透露，斯玛特抓起一个垃圾桶朝塔图姆扔了过去，并喊道，“你们TMD需要我，没我你们赢不了。”斯玛特离开之后，队友和教练组大都哑口无言。他用各种方式统治了更衣室，那个马库斯回来了！

[–]Lakers triggeredSJW2016 79 指標 2小時前

Smart subs in with the third stringers on Saturday and wins it all

湖人球迷：斯玛特周六带领第三阵容打败了首发。

[–]76ers Iggy95 9 指標 2小時前

This pasta never gets old lmao

76人球迷：这个老梗永不过时，哈哈哈哈

[–]Lakers NotADeadTurtle 660 指標 2小時前

Adam Silver is screaming in the Covid 19 testing room and there is a bunch of arguing going on. Silver comes out say “y’all on that Danuel house!” His marriage is imploding. Silver is in bathroom and there is still moaning coming from Danuel House’s hotel room.

湖人球迷：亚当-萧华在新冠病毒检测室咆哮，一群人在争吵。萧华大喊“你们都在豪斯那儿！”他的婚姻歇菜了。萧华到了卫生间里，豪斯的酒店房间里依然传来了呻吟声。

[–]Heat CorrineontheCobb 77 指標 2小時前

im dyingggg lol

热火球迷：我要笑死了，哈哈哈哈哈哈

[–]Bullets willsochillso 89 指標 2小時前*

Paul George is screaming in the strip club and there is a bunch of arguing going on. George comes out say “y’all on that bullshit!” Strippers are pregnant. Doc’s daughter is in the bathroom and there is still screaming coming from strip club.

奇才球迷：乔治在脱衣舞俱乐部里咆哮，一群人在争吵。乔治大喊“你们都是狗屎！”脱衣舞娘都怀孕了。里弗斯的女儿人在卫生间，脱衣舞俱乐部里依然传来了叫喊声。

[–]NBA WhoCares 153 指標 2小時前

Kyrie Irving is screaming in the Nets locker room and there is a bunch of arguing going on. Irving comes out say “y’all on that bullshit!” Team has already gone home and theres no one else in there. Irving is in bathroom and there is still screaming coming from locker room.

欧文在篮网更衣室里咆哮，一群人在争吵。欧文大喊道“你们都是狗屎！”队友们都已经回家了，没有其他人了。欧文到了卫生间里，更衣室里依然传来了叫喊声。

[–]Lakers DreadLul 22 指標 1小時前

Yo what the fuck   this scary

湖人球迷：王德发啊，越说越吓人了。

[–]Lakers jackdaw1715 21 指標 2小時前

Steve Ballmer is screaming in the Clippers ship and there is a bunch of arguing going on. Beverly comes out say “y’all on that bullshit!” Ship is imploding. PG is in bathroom and there is still screaming coming from the deck

湖人球迷：鲍尔默在快船的游艇上咆哮，一群人在争吵。贝弗利大喊道“你们都是狗屎！”游艇爆炸了。乔治到了卫生间里，甲板上依然传来了叫喊声。

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[–]Lakers VenomSnake824 3047 指標 2小時前

This week is a Lakers fans wet dream

湖人球迷：本周是属于湖蜜的美梦！

[–]Supersonics Zeech360 23 指標 3小時前

Lakers fans gotta be pinching themselves to see if they're dreaming. Clippers imploding and now Celtics.

超音速球迷：湖蜜这会儿肯定在掐自己看看是不是在做梦。快船炸锅了，现在又是凯尔特人。

[–]Raptors slamdunk23 44 指標 3小時前

Nice consolation prize for raps fans too

猛龙球迷：对我龙蜜来说也是个不错的安慰奖啊

[–]Wizards ChaseYoungHTTR 241 指標 2小時前

A neutral fan’s like myself as well. I’m just a whore for chaos

奇才球迷：我这种中立球迷也很舒坦啊，越乱我越浪。

[–]whythehellknot 39 指標 2小時前

I've been a huge Jimmy Butler fan, and I hate Beverly....this is the greatest playoffs ever. I needs Nuggets to sweep the damn Lakers. 2020...nothing expected is happening.

我一直都是巴特勒铁粉。我讨厌巴特勒……今年这算是最爽的季后赛了。还得要掘金横扫特么的湖人。2020……充满意外。

[–]Lakers Uckthebroncos 121 指標 2小時前

Clippers choking game 7 on my birthday was one of the best things ever.

湖人球迷：在我生日这天快船G7拉胯，这是人生最美的体验之一。

[–]Raptors XDmahad 1656 指標 2小時前

Y'all living your best life right now. The only thing that could possibly go wrong is if you go up 3-1 on Denver.

猛龙球迷：你们湖蜜现在最滋润了。唯一潜在的危险就是你湖万一3-1领先了掘金。

[–]Lakers VenomSnake824 904 指標 2小時前

We’re up 3-1 in the seasons series. We’re done before it began :(

湖人球迷：我们常规赛战绩就是3-1哦。在你说之前我们已经完了==

[–]Suns dinosaurdelight 41 指標 2小時前

Jokic looking at game one like it’s three boxes of thin mints and a half gallon of chocolate milk

太阳球迷：在约基奇眼里，G1就像是三盒薄荷蛋糕和半桶巧克力牛奶。

[–]Heat DionWaiteress 202 指標 2小時前

I want Lebron vs The Heat in the finals so bad

热火球迷：我好想看詹姆斯和我热打总决赛啊

[–]Lakers RickySuela 29 指標 2小時前

Looking forward to Dion getting his first ring, I'd imagine.

湖人球迷：是想看维特斯得到他的第一个戒指吗？

[–]Lakers keepwinning 17 指標 2小時前

I think i'd rather play the Celtics than the Heat in the finals.

湖人球迷：比起热火，我更希望我湖在总决赛打凯尔特人。

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[–]Celtics School_Shooter 695 指標 3小時前

This is not a good sign.

凯尔特人球迷：这可不是好事啊。

[–]bwhill15 253 指標 3小時前

Depends how they take it, I personally am glad someone’s pissed off, cause Brad won’t show any emotion or light a fire

这得看他们怎么处理了，有人发火我反正是挺开心的，因为史蒂文斯肯定是不会表露情绪或者炸毛的。

[–]Heat gamesrgreat 14 指標 3小時前

Exactly. I'd be happier if they didnt get fired up. This could be a catalyst for change

热火球迷：就是。要是你凯当做无事发生，我反而更开心些。这么一闹过后，或许是带来改变的催化剂。

[–][LAL] Larry Nance Jr. basicasics 52 指標 2小時前

This core seems to like each other and trust each other enough where confrontation will be good and not toxic.

感觉凯尔特人这个核心团队还是彼此欣赏和信任的，摊开了讲是好事，没啥不好的。

[–]Raptors Dig_Bick_Doi 369 指標 3小時前

Yeah, I don't think this alone is an indicator of them imploding or anything. Celtics have blown huge leads twice in a row, and came close to blowing 2-0 against the Raptors. If Smart can light a fire under the team's asses and they can rise to the pressure, it might be a positive. Who else is honestly gonna on that team/staff?

猛龙球迷：对头，我真不觉得这种事就预示着内部矛盾爆发啥的。凯尔特人已经连续两场领先被逆转了，上轮还差点浪掉对我龙2-0的领先优势。如果斯玛特能在内部激起一团火，那特么就能强势应对压力，或许还是件好事儿。不然的话，这事儿还有谁能做？

[–]Celtics CherryPickingPolice 138 指標 3小時前

It’s leveraging us up to either burst into flames and implode or catch on fire and come back.

要么是玩火自爆，要么是燃烧激情强势反弹。

[–]Celtics gh0st_ 425 指標 2小時前

They need to hear it. That was a winnable game and threw it away with a shit 3rd Quarter and really bad turnovers at the end.

他们需要敲打。这场比赛本来是可以拿下的，结果第三节打得跟屎一样，末段还有各种低级失误。

[–]Celtics dehydratedbagel 115 指標 1小時前

Two winnable games. They keep throwing games away for no reason. Sloppy shit and Miami just takes their lunch money the last 5 mins. Butler, Adebayo, Dragic all killers in the final few mins and Celtics are just shook. Still a chance to come back of course and I'll never bet against Marcus Smart.

凯尔特人球迷：两场都能赢啊。他们总是莫名其妙地丢掉胜利。懒散得一匹，热火最后五分钟简直是予取予求。巴特勒、阿德巴约和德拉季奇在最后几段都有杀伤，而我凯直接吓趴了。不过我们还是有机会赢回来，而且我会永远相信斯玛特。

[–]Bulls Young_Baby 18 指標 1小時前

I’m confused why the Celtics couldn’t do anything to stop Bam in the 3rd quarter.

公牛球迷：我就搞不懂了，为啥你凯第三节拿阿德巴约毫无办法呢。

[–]Heat Mugiwara_JTres3 [分數隱藏] 1小時前

I think it was the decision to either help out to stop Bam or leave Duncan Robinson (who was lighting them up today) wide open that did it. They chose not to leave DRob open so Bam just continued to eat the whole 3rd quarter. I actually agree with Mark Jackson though, I’d rather risk DRob making a three than Bam getting a 100% dunk.

热火球迷：我觉得就看他们是选择协防阿德巴约还是放空今天手感爆炸的罗宾逊了。结果他们选择不放空罗宾逊，于是阿德巴约第三节直接被喂饱。不过我同意马克-杰克逊的观点，宁愿赌罗宾逊三分不进，也不能让阿德巴约轻松吃饼。

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编译：云长刮个痧