【键盘侠】公牛解雇霍伊博格|“牛管”典型性抽风操作
[Charania] The Chicago Bulls fired head coach Fred HoibergNational.
名记Shams Charania报道称：芝加哥公牛队解雇主教练弗雷德-霍伊博格。
[Wojnarowski] Jim Boylen is signed through the 2019-20 season, paying him just under $1M annually, league sources tell ESPN. It is immediately unclear whether the Bulls will ask him to coach under that deal, or will negotiate a longer-term extension.
据名记Wojnarowski报道称：联盟消息源告诉ESPN，Jim Boylen与公牛签约至19/20赛季，年薪不到一百万美金。至于公牛是否会与之续下长约，目前还不清楚。
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[–]Rockets clutch-city2k15 321 points 10 hours ago
Good morning Chicago
火箭球迷：早上好啊，芝加哥。
[–][SAS] Kawhi Leonard GatherLemon 58 points 10 hours ago
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马刺球迷：尼克-杨问号脸。
[–]Bulls HowAreTheseTaken 5162 points 10 hours ago
I had no clue this was even being considered. Wow
公牛球迷：我都不知道我牛居然先前都考虑过裁掉霍伊博格，呵呵了。
[–]Knicks TankswagonDeenisdecent 3144 points 10 hours ago
Wow. Were they expecting to win games with this sqaud? How
尼克斯球迷：他们这是指望靠这套阵容赢球吗？拿头赢？
[–]Spurs Nomnomzilla 133 points 9 hours ago
Yeah...”Hoiberg. I’m going to need you to win with this shit Hand I’ve dealt you over the years and if you don’t, I’m going to blame you even though I’m the one that gave it to you. Capeesh? Glad to be on the same page.”
马刺球迷：是的……“霍伊博格，我要你用这套我多年努力打造出来的狗屎阵容赢球，要是没做到的话，虽说是我让你上位，但是我还是会怪你的。懂了吗？很高兴你能明白我的意思。”
[–][TOR] OG Anunoby N7Brendan 1611 points 10 hours ago*
Not to mention even if they were, they’ve had huge injuries
This is weird I thought Hoiberg was more or less well liked in Chicago recently
Edit: well liked wasn’t the best wording, perhaps indifferent
阿奴诺比球迷：就算公牛真的有赢球的指望，可是球队是伤病连连啊。
太奇怪了，我觉得霍伊博格最近在芝加哥勉强算得上是很讨人喜欢吧。
编辑：好吧，“讨喜”这不是最佳措辞，或许是“无所谓”。
[–]Bulls Fletch71011 379 points 9 hours ago
He used to be hated, and now the Bulls fire him when he is well-received. Typical Bulls back office shit. Fire GarPax.
公牛球迷：他之前是被大家讨厌的，如今在被已经被大家所普遍接纳的时候，又被公牛炒鱿鱼了。这是典型的公牛管理层狗屎操作。让GarPax滚蛋！（GarPax：公牛总经理加尔福尔曼以及副总裁约翰帕克森）
[–][CHI] Denzel Valentine edgarvanburen 436 points 10 hours ago
Eh. The locker room was a mess during the Butler/Wade/Rondo season.
公牛球迷：呃。巴特勒、韦德和隆多在的那个赛季，咱们更衣室可是一团糟啊。
[–][CHI] Derrick Rose Ocho-Ocho-Ocho 397 points 9 hours ago
Yep, was never a huge fan of Hoiberg but this is premature. Garpax fucked up.
公牛球迷：是啊，一直都不大喜欢霍伊博格，但是现在没到解雇他的时候啊。 Garpax瞎JB搞。
[–]Raptors Puddinsnack 745 points 9 hours ago
"Garpax fucked up" should be the slogan for the Bulls.
猛龙球迷：“Garpax瞎JB搞”应该成为公牛的官方标语。
[–]Bulls TankwagonEP13 11 points 9 hours ago
I would prefer The Chicago Bulls Have Fired Gar Foreman
公牛球迷：与其炒掉霍伊博格，我更愿意看到福尔曼被炒。
[–]Lakers Just_Chiming_In_Here 316 points 10 hours ago
Something must have been brewing behind the scenes? Otherwise this seems rather impulsive...
湖人球迷：这背后一定是暗流涌动？否则这个操作太冲动了。
[–]Timberwolves puckallday 281 points 10 hours ago
they want to tank harder
森林狼球迷：他们想更用力地摆烂。
[–]Bulls Lysdexics 13 points 10 hours ago
ALL IN FOR RJ
公牛球迷：全力冲刺巴雷特。
[–][LAL] Elgin Baylor WordsAreSomething 216 points 10 hours ago
They already have the third worst record. That's the perfect spot to park a tank.
湖人球迷：公牛已经是联盟倒数第三了。这可是停坦克（意指摆烂）的完美位置。
[–]Raptors VinceJumpmanCarter 250 points 10 hours ago
They're riddled with injuries to key players, what exactly did the Bulls FO expect lol
猛龙球迷：公牛的关键球员都是伤病不断，公牛管理层到底想干嘛呢？
[–][LAL] Brandon Ingram HolyRomanPrince 184 points 10 hours ago
The good ole GarPax scapegoat
英格拉姆球迷：霍伊博格就是蠢货GarPax的上好替罪羊。
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[–][CHI] Derrick Rose GoldyTrash 756 points 10 hours ago
what the feck
公牛球迷：这特么。
[–]Bulls demo4 2617 points 10 hours ago
I genuinely feel like GarPax uses a magic 8 ball for half of their decisions
公牛球迷：我真心觉得GarPax是用魔力8号球（一个随机出答案的玩具，外表看似黑色八号台球）来做了一半的决定。
[–]Wizards NoNoir 551 points 9 hours ago
"Magic 8 Ball, should I trade Jordan Bell for a couple million?"
"Without a doubt"
"We're about to fleece these idiots at Golden State"
奇才球迷：“魔力球啊，我应该送走乔丹-贝尔换来几百万美金吗？”
“毫无疑问的。”
“那我们要把金州那些二货榨一笔了。”（当初公牛将乔丹-贝尔送到勇士的交易备受球迷指责）
[–]Mavericks mendelsin 1212 points 10 hours ago
Uh was this expected or am an idiot for being surprised
独行侠球迷：呃，大家都希望霍伊博格被解雇吗？或者说是我蠢所以才大惊小怪？
[–][CHI] Denzel Valentine edgarvanburen 915 points 10 hours ago
Firing him after this season would make some sense I guess, firing him in December is very strange
公牛球迷：我觉得在赛季结束之后再炒掉他才是合情合理的，12月就炒掉他太奇怪了。
[–]Bulls BioJoltz 575 points 10 hours ago*
It's the same organization that fired Scott Skiles on Christmas Eve so it doesn't surprise me at all.
Edit: Also depressing this is probably the only time the Bulls will be at the top of the NBA news cycle this season
公牛球迷：当初也是公牛在圣诞夜炒掉了斯凯尔斯，所以这次我一点也不意外。
编辑：这或许是本赛季咱们唯一一次登上NBA头条的机会了，好难过。
[–]Lakers BjornIngi21 330 points 7 hours ago
Damn that’s hella fucked up bro.
“Merry Christmas and go fuck yourself.”
湖人球迷：沃日，平安夜开除人也真是日了狗。
“圣诞快乐，赶紧滚犊子吧。”
[–]Celtics Brad-Stevens 2322 points 10 hours ago
Not even gonna let him have a month with his full squad?
凯尔特人球迷：甚至都不让他在阵容齐整的情况下带队打一个月吗？
[–]KlaysToaster 1025 points 10 hours ago
Not even two games
甚至都没两场比赛。
[–][CHI] Ryan Arcidiacono jordonkry 594 points 10 hours ago
Not even one game
公牛球迷：一场都没啊。
[–][TOR] Vince Carter WalterDwight 193 points 10 hours ago
Yeah Kris Dunn is back soon isnt he? He had a great second half last year
猛龙球迷：是啊，克里斯-邓恩不是快要回来了吗？他上赛季下半程打得很不错啊。
[–][CHI] Derrick Rose Ocho-Ocho-Ocho 139 points 10 hours ago
Portis and Dunn will be back in a couple weeks yeah
公牛球迷：鲍比-波蒂斯和邓恩几周后都要回来了。
[–]Samster912 163 points 10 hours ago*
Hoiberg must have said something to upset Garpax.
霍伊博格肯定是说啥话惹毛了Garpax。
[–][OKC] Paul George IncaseAce 235 points 10 hours ago
I saw a lot of optimism from you guys this season
I’m hoping this is happening because they have a great coach in mind or something
乔治球迷：我这个赛季在公牛这帮球员身上看到了很多积极的方面啊。
希望他们之所以炒掉霍伊博格，是因为已经有了不错的教练人选。
[–]Pistons ArnieKander69 130 points 10 hours ago
I doubt there is a great coach available at this point in the season. So if you have a great coach in mind, there is no reason to fire Hoiberg now and leave the rest of your season in the hands of an interim coach.
活塞球迷：这赛季都这个时候了，哪还有啥可以选择的优秀的教练。所以你要是心中真有好教练人选的话，那就更不该这时候炒掉霍伊博格，然后把这剩下的赛季交给一个过渡教练了。
[–]76ers superduperdominic 11 points 9 hours ago
Tyronn Lue
76人球迷：泰伦-卢了解一下？
[–]Bulls Swazi 106 points 9 hours ago
This season is lost. They better have someone in mind this offseason that’s better than Fred tho.
Just don’t get it. I thought we were in rebuild? I mean, you’re not gonna win a lot in rebuild mode. Just get the high draft pick and go.
Whatever. I’ll miss ya Fred.
公牛球迷：这个赛季就这么滴了。他们最好在休赛期时能找到比霍伊博格更好的教练。
就是不明白啊。我们不是在重建吗？我觉得吧，你在重建期是赢不了几场球的。就拿高位新秀就够了啊。
管他的，我会想你的，霍伊博格。
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[–][WAS] Rasheed Wallace RallyPigeon 533 points 10 hours ago
What exactly did Hoiberg do to deserve this?
奇才球迷：霍伊博格到底做了啥才落得如此下场？
[–][GSW] David Lee Re70 23 points 10 hours ago
Are bulls fans happy with this I haven't seen any people complaining about Hoidberg
勇士球迷:公牛球迷开心吗？我可没看到任何人抱怨霍伊博格啊。
[–]Bulls keithstonee 28 points 9 hours ago
I'm baffled
公牛球迷：我很懵逼。
[–]Celtics ilikeirony 302 points 10 hours ago
I guess that's what you get when you don't win with a below-average team...
凯尔特人球迷：我觉得吧，要是你没法带领一支水准之下的球队赢球，就会被解雇……
[–][NYK] Travis Knight lilcthecapedcod 279 points 10 hours ago
Below avg and heavily injured team.
To get fired right before they all come back. Damn
尼克斯球迷：水准之下，而且是伤兵满营。
就在伤兵都回来之前被炒。靠。
[–]Lakers jonsnowKITN 38 points 10 hours ago
Timing makes no sense
湖人球迷：时间点真是搞不懂。
[–]Knicks portapottytipper 42 points 10 hours ago
This stinks of a decision that was made months ago. Young team, tons of injuries, yet you fire him now? If you're going to do it, do it before the season.
尼克斯球迷：这决定稀烂。一支年轻的球队，再加上一堆伤兵，然后你还要现在炒教练？要是你有这个打算的话，赛季开始前早干嘛去了。
[–][CHI] Ryan Arcidiacono jordonkry 1001 points 10 hours ago
Have 4 injured players
公牛球迷：4个球员受伤。
[–][WAS] Michael Jordan deadla104 491 points 10 hours ago
Wow what an idiot. He should really do better
奇才球迷：真是蠢啊。霍伊博格本来可以做的更好的。
[–]Raptors EugeneWasTaken 157 points 10 hours ago
Markkanen just came back though???
猛龙球迷：而且马尔卡宁不是才复出吗？？？
[–][OKC] Paul George IncaseAce 206 points 10 hours ago
To coach the team obviously
保罗-乔治球迷：他是回来当主教练的，很显然。
[–]FlaccidJustice 22 points 10 hours ago
I'm a huge Iowa Hawkeye fan for college. Hoiberg was the only Iowa State coach that I was gutted for when he left. I wanted nothing more than for him to succeed at the next level. However that trainwreck of a front office had other plans I guess. Hope he gets to coach somewhere that actually appreciates him and gives him the tools to succeed. Good luck Mayor!
我是爱荷华州立大学的铁粉。霍伊博格是唯一一个离开爱荷华会让我感到失望的教练。不过我也希望他在更大的舞台上取得成功。我猜可能是公牛稀烂的管理层另有打算吧。希望霍伊博格以后能去执教一支真正珍惜他并为他创造成功条件的球队。祝你好运，市长（霍伊博格绰号）！
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[–]Lakers 304rising 361 points 10 hours ago
Wait, were they not trying to tank?
湖人球迷：等等，公牛这是不想摆烂了？
[–]Knicks Michaelcandy 725 points 10 hours ago
you can tank even better without a coach
尼克斯球迷：没有教练的球队摆烂更彻底。
[–][WAS] Moses Malone burnerfret 81 points 10 hours ago
depends on the tank commander.
奇才球迷：这取决于摆烂的指挥官。
[–]Bulls thehoodthebadtheugly 285 points 10 hours ago
Introducing your new HC: CAMERON PAYNE!
公牛球迷：给大家介绍咱们的新任主帅：卡梅隆-佩恩！
[–][CHA] Muggsy Bogues dalestolemygf 69 points 10 hours ago
Tom Thibodeau, come home
黄蜂球迷：汤姆-锡伯杜，回家吧。
[–]Timberwolves Salty_Minnesota 67 points 10 hours ago
Fiiiiiiiine take him.
森林狼球迷：好啊，拿去吧。
[–]Bulls sonicqaz 20 points 9 hours ago
You stop. You fucking stop it right now.
公牛球迷：闭嘴。你特么地可别扯犊子了。
[–]Knicks Brexitisfun67 50 points 10 hours ago
The Bulls FO always does some baffling shit from time to time
尼克斯球迷：公牛管理层总会时不时地做一些让人懵逼的蠢事。
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